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Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..

 
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Personally, I enjoyed listening to him, but I sent someone in need to his church and she was turned away. That was it for me. They can have their trips to Aspen while the flock struggles.
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this Joel Osteen wolf is probably worth tens of millions $$$ and would have to be one of the biggest of the MASON run apostate American churches..am i right?

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Is he a mason? Link?
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Mason? Link? Yeah, he's got money out his kazoo and he ought to be happy as shit, but is he a Mason?
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Remember, God's curse is not removed until Revelation 22. All demonic spirits/bodies will be destroyed before Christ "makes all things new".
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[link to www.thunderministries.net]
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It is all about the cash flow. Tax free to top it off. While you bust your ass to pay taxes these piles of shit pay none. They always have some book or set of teaching tapes to sell you. Tax free. Look at paula white that bitch needs is sickening,Ken Copeland, the pile of shit that looks like he wears a Halloween mask 24/7. I would like to see someone slap the shit out of him. Jesse Duplantis, what a fucking joke. All of these piles of shit should be in tar and feathers and in jail for fraud and tax evasion. Christian television is nothing but infomercials for these shit bags to sell their bull shit. Look at Jim the faggot Bakker. He is still on tv selling trinkets out of bubblegum machines for your love gift of $30. Sheesh,gimme a break, and piss on these assholes.
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This Olsteen guy causes mad traffic on Sunday Mornings ...
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
~ Dr. Seuss
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We were warned about these feel-good preachers soothing the flock's (sheeple's) "itchy ears".

Yep, it is what you dont want to here that is good for the soul.


Thats right.A real man/woman of God will tell what you need to hear,not what you want to hear.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 367376


The truth is a sword that cuts and hurts:

Matthew 10
32 "Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge him before my Father in heaven. 33 But whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven. 34 Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth, but a sword. 35 For I have come to turn

a man against his father,

a daughter against her mother,

a daughter—in—law against her mother—in—law—

36 a man's enemies will be the members of his own household [Micah 7:6]

37 Anyone who loves his father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and anyone who does not take up his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. 39 Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it."
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How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..


iamwith


Are you calling me stupid or Agreeing with me??


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It's Ok little guy nobody will hurt you,don't be scared..


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Could there be a better demonstration of the sheer lack of candlepower in his flock than the above embodiment of 'slow on the uptake'?
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This Olsteen guy causes mad traffic on Sunday Mornings ...
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I find it very ironic that he holds worship services in a building where I used to do drugs at rock concerts.

Man, the B52s rocked!
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He talks about how "You deserve the best..." etc. All feeding into the materialistic American mindset. Jesus preached, "those who are first will be last". Olsteen preaches "you deserve to be first! You never Olsteen talk about humility or meekness. He's about entitlement.
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02/07/2008 05:53 PM
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Too true. You guys rock.
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The deception is so all-pervasive today that most are LOST.
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Have you seen the crowds that guy gets? People(sheeple) are looking for something, some kind of meaning to their lives. I don't like him or agree with what he preaches at all, but something has to be said for the amount of people that go to see him.
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The non-judgmental message sells.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

People hate hearing they're going to hell, so a no-hell, love all lovey dovey hippie message sells.

Unfortunately they're on the broad way to destruction, if Joel would preach the Bible he would run at most 500 people.
The masses would leave that guy as fast as your monthly check.

And about what they're looking for:
Amos 8:11 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:
Amos 8:12 And they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the LORD, and shall not find it.

looks like those days might be coming upon us sooner than people would think.
No one gets fed at Joel Osteens "church", they're starving.
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Jesus said "Pick up your cross", not spend hours in the spa. This feel-good BS is totally anti-Christ!!!!!
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ohyeah
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I'd be interested in knowing which preacher/church the naysayers find worthy of their time?
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Joel Osteen: True or False?
[link to www.av1611.org]

Preaching a False-Positive with a Smile
[link to www.letusreason.org]

The Leaven of Lakewood
[link to www.forgottenword.org]

Joel Osteen - What's Wrong With His Preaching?
[link to www.geocities.com]

Joel Osteen: Smile when you lie
[link to www.apprising.org]

Joel Osteen Exposed
[link to www.youtube.com]

Osteen Said What?
[link to www.youtube.com]

Joel Osteen in 60 Minutes
[link to www.youtube.com]

TD Jakes and Joel Osteen Enrich Themselves in Jesus' Name
[link to www.youtube.com]

Joel Osteen On Governor Romney
[link to www.youtube.com]

2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2 Peter 2:2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
2 Peter 2:3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
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369813/369815 Whom do you give your worship time and tithe to?
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this Joel Osteen wolf is probably worth tens of millions $$$ and would have to be one of the biggest of the MASON run apostate American churches..am i right?

dead2
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YES I HATE THAT GUY EWWW
Who so boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and wind without rain.
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The world hated Jesus, there's your clue as
to whether or not Joel is really plugged into
the Son. If he really preached "the word" the
world would hate him too.
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Have you seen the crowds that guy gets? People(sheeple) are looking for something, some kind of meaning to their lives. I don't like him or agree with what he preaches at all, but something has to be said for the amount of people that go to see him.
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Mirrors in the pews.
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Have you seen the crowds that guy gets? People(sheeple) are looking for something, some kind of meaning to their lives. I don't like him or agree with what he preaches at all, but something has to be said for the amount of people that go to see him.


Trained in mind control, magic!


His father did a creepy special on TBN right before he died.Maybe its on Youtube.Cant remember his fathers name though....
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Osteen. 5a
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Snake oil from a pit viper. America sure loves its hypocritical Televangelists.

"I have sinned in the eyes of the Lord!"

"Yeah, you and everyone else, now get the fuck off the stage and shut the fuck up."
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
- Bertrand Russell
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I think differing philosophical points of view as branches of a tree, each competing for its share of the light. It is the leaves at the top of the tree whose ego says, "it is us that provide for the life of this tree." They have forgotten the roots and the branches who now sit in the shade. - Bloggermouth
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Oh this is amusing!!!

Jury seated in lawsuit against Osteen's wife

[link to ap.google.com]

This guy and his wife are such phoney frauds!! Jesus LOVES YOU!
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Hiding BEHIND the "LIGHT!".....Great example!...
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I can't stand that guy. He gives Christianity a bad name. But yet, so many ignorant stupid people buy his crap that it is so funny. But remember, JESUS LOVES YOU! hf
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I am new immigrant from China.Where is the Chinese Church in lakewood and longbeach?please tell me at my email box:kanmaliman@yahoo.com.cn
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What a fantastic "it is written" reply!!


We were warned about these feel-good preachers soothing the flock's (sheeple's) "itchy ears".

Yep, it is what you dont want to here that is good for the soul.


Thats right.A real man/woman of God will tell what you need to hear,not what you want to hear.


The truth is a sword that cuts and hurts:

Matthew 10
32 "Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge him before my Father in heaven. 33 But whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven. 34 Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth, but a sword. 35 For I have come to turn

a man against his father,

a daughter against her mother,

a daughter—in—law against her mother—in—law—

36 a man's enemies will be the members of his own household [Micah 7:6]

37 Anyone who loves his father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and anyone who does not take up his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. 39 Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it."
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He is one of THEM...
"Pray for solace..Pray for resolve..Pray for a savior..Pray for deliverance..Some kind of purpose..A glimpse of a LIGHT in this VOID OF EXISTENCE..Now witness the END of an age..Hope dies in hands of believers..Who seek the truth in the LIAR'S EYE"

"The greatest TRICK the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist..But convincing it that he is GOD"

"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: It is a gift of GOD. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: He knows how it drives the EVIL spirit OUT of US."
- Martin Luther


"What have I done?..Where have I come from?..When I burnt the backs with the SUN through a GLASS..Did I SEAL the loss that's become me?.. Feeling undone..What have I become? ..When I turned my back on you..I turned my back on MYSELF and became this MACHINE"

"What you IGNORE now..Will come OUT of YOU later"

"Stones to throw at my Creator..
MASOCHISTS to which I cater..You don't need to bother..I don't need to be..I'll keep slipping farther..
But once I hold on..I won't let go 'til it BLEEDS"
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Re: Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..
We were warned about these feel-good preachers soothing the flock's (sheeple's) "itchy ears".

Yep, it is what you dont want to here that is good for the soul.


Thats right.A real man/woman of God will tell what you need to hear,not what you want to hear.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 367376



Like some of the "real" Christian preachers out there and the examples they set with their own actions? Yeah right. I think he says what he feels needs to be said, he just doesn't shove it down someone's throat, at least so far he's not fallen into the categories of these "real" preachers, who what? Molest kids? Addicted to porn? The ones doing exact opposite of what they preach, and when their caught cry and weap, as if they truly are repenting, their just sorry they got caught.

Joel Olsteen has made such a negative impact on people's lives? I think not, he's just isn't one of those "your going to hell" preachers unless you do what he thinks the Bible's verses mean".
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Re: Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..
I Like him... very positive.

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