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Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..

 
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this Joel Osteen wolf is probably worth tens of millions $$$ and would have to be one of the biggest of the MASON run apostate American churches..am i right?

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Can't stand that jerk!!!
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The world hated Jesus, there's your clue as
to whether or not Joel is really plugged into
the Son. If he really preached "the word" the
world would hate him too.


Well, that doesn't quite cut it, for this thread is about not liking him, so that theory is blown. And that also doesn't go for the other preachers out there that are pathetic in their own actions, for indeed many dislike them for their own hypocracy of what they "say" compared to what they "do".
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Comparing that weiner to Jesus is ridiculous!!
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You are correct, laughing all the way to the Swiss banks, stupid Goyum!
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LMAO. Goyum.
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I love Joel Osteen.

Snakes like him crack me up. I saw him on Larry King with his wife, and when asked why he's so rich and if he thinks it's ok to be as rich as he is while in the service of the Lord, he said --- YES, I SHOULD BE THIS RICH. He gave an answer along the lines that "God wants us to enjoy the fruits" and "He wants his Leaders to be taken care of."

To me, he's a success story. He's swindled thousands, earned millions, enjoys the adoration of a flock of mindless follwers, he's created his own Brand[TM]. He's an American success story and a businessman, that's it.
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joel osteen is the Antichrist
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Could well be - he is one of the smarmiest, used car salesman/politician types i've seen to date. How people can not see through his "act" astounds me. Definitely an NLP "adept", like Obooma. What a pathetic culture.
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Here you go:

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She got a promotion!

Current activities(per wiki)

Osteen serves as the co-Pastor of Lakewood Church. There she teaches and participates in every worship service. Her part of the service is not broadcast throughout most of the world; however, she can be seen on the special one-hour program broadcast on the Daystar Television Network and on the live internet feed available on Lakewood.cc and JoelOsteen.com. Osteen founded the Lakewood Church Women’s Ministry in 2003.
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this is one of the funniest threads ever. i see real believers on here cussing ( i cuss @ times too) because they are really fed up. let's not cuss anymore, if we can help it. some of the comments are seriously funny.

to the person who said the so -called 'real' preachers are molesting boys, sex offenders, etc.......oh really? most of this is associated with the church of rome's priests. 'protestant' unsaved pastors caught doing this are part of the nwo/mason bomb against Christ to defame His Name and confuse anyone and everyone. a real born again can sin but can't stay in it. he'll either repent or God will take him OUT.

truthfully? it's getting rare as hen's teeth to find a real man of god in the pulpit. two died in the last two years, david wilkerson and david j. meyer.

but remember this critical situation is fulfillment of prophecy from the ISRAEL MAN, our Great God and Saviour, The Lord Jesus Christ!

read the parable of the wheat and the tares. ESSENTIAL.

osteens a fake, period.bsflag
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FOR BLIND ZIO-CHRISTIANS
"To allege that "Jesus was a jewish" in the sense that during His lifetime Jesus professed and practiced the form of religious worship known and practiced under the modern name of "Judaism" is false and fiction of the most blasphemous nature.

If to be a so- called or self-styled "jewish" then or now the practice of "Judaism" was a requirement, then Jesus certainly was not a so-called "jewish". Jesus abhorred and denounced the form of religious worship practiced in Judea in His lifetime and which is known and practiced today under its new name "Judaism". That religious belief was then known as "Pharisaism". The Christian clergy learned that in their theological seminary days but they have never made any attempt to make that clear to Christians."


I did not write the above but am responding to it and who posted it:
Ok kiddo, I'm about to rebuke your erroneous idea of what kind of a jewish Jesus was when He walked earth as a man.
First off: I'm a Jewish believer.

Jesus was the absolute TOTAL jewish OF jewish people !!!! He was against the Pharisees, et al., because they were practicing......guess what? Kabballah. They were just like the secret societies of our time, professing to love God while secretly worshipping the devil.

No matter what brand of the occult one is in, it all ties back to satan. Masons, Opus Dei, Church of Rome, Kabbalah......all branches of the same evil tree.
Jesus was a REAL jewish when He was a man, the perfect example of what Israel's God meant for the jewish to be. He also had the grace to graft in the Greek, if you get my drift, the Gentiles.

Born again Gentiles are now "jewish people". It's all about believing in faith in Israel's God (and He has so many names so I'll just say YHWH here).

So we now have a spiritual Israel made up of grafted in, believing Gentiles and believing jewish people, plus the actual physical Israel run by apostate jewish people.

BTW Israel has over 31,000 Jewish believers,, as the Holy Spirit moves to convert. If you know your prophecy, you know 'all Israel shall be saved' after the purging of Jacob's Trouble, the Tribulation. Many will perish, some will not believe and follow antichrist, some will walk into the Millenium in physical bodies. He has a remnant going folks, I'm one of them, and more are coming into the flock daily.

Jesus, Yashua ha Mashiach.......King of the jewish people. Don't attempt to take His Jewishness away. He sat in the Temple at 12 and traded words with learned rabbis who believed in and were waiting for the coming of Messiah....not knowing He was right in front of them. He kept all the feast, Sabbaths, Passover, etc., under his earthly caretakers until He was 30. He kept the law perfectly and never sinned.

Many jewish people believed on Him! It was the political fake religious bunch (closet satanists) that plotted against Him.

Believe me, when a jewish comes to the Lord, they really get it. I mean, they understand the Jewishness of Jesus even more.

As for Osteen, yowza, wouldn't surprise me if one day his face fell off and a reptilian was underneath. I hear he locks down his unholy 'church' once the show starts.

what does this tell us?
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How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..


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Are you calling me stupid or Agreeing with me??
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Why are you guys sitting here judging him?
Is he not human like the rest of us?

Atleast he is choosing to use his life to enrich the lives of others. Most of you here cant get past the circumference of yourself. This guy is actually giving something back. And, it's hard work. Should he not be rewarded for working hard?

This is what is wrong with humankind.
There is too much envy.
Not enough love.
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He's an absolute snake, as is his wife, and I can't believe that isn't obvious to his followers.
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anti christ ?

hmmm
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Personally, I enjoyed listening to him, but I sent someone in need to his church and she was turned away. That was it for me. They can have their trips to Aspen while the flock struggles.
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But at the opening of his show, he says if you're ever in our area, come see us, "we'll make ya feel right at home..."


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Why are you guys sitting here judging him?
Is he not human like the rest of us?

Atleast he is choosing to use his life to enrich the lives of others. Most of you here cant get past the circumference of yourself. This guy is actually giving something back. And, it's hard work. Should he not be rewarded for working hard?

This is what is wrong with humankind.
There is too much envy.
Not enough love.
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"enrich the lives of other"

How , is he doing this exactly?

By standing up on a pulpit and pontificating every week?

THis activity does not enrich my life.

Please explain how this "enriches lives"
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this Joel Osteen wolf is probably worth tens of millions $$$ and would have to be one of the biggest of the MASON run apostate American churches..am i right?

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Osteen is a different kind of televangelist . . . I think people see him less as a religious prophet, and more as a spiritual motivator. His manner is softer, kind, rather gentle as opposed to the hellfire & brimstone kind of overly-judgmental preachy preaching.
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WOLF
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WOLF
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Re: Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..
The discussion is circular. We have people who SEE what Osteen is, and we have people DECEIVED as to who Osteen is.

Judge? You bet. It's our duty as the Body of Christ to be on the alert for deceivers, lest we be taken in by their lies. Then, to expose them to others so they don't get taken in.

Mercy and judgment, the Lord told me, is my ministry. We true believers will judge (fallen) angels someday.......how much more so humans need to be looked at through the lens of Scripture?

My last comment...those of you defending this man are Biblically illiterate and/or not saved. Period.

He is not enriching anyone for the Kingdom. He is enriching himself. Most of those people pay dearly to hear his false taching.

I'd respect him if he changed up his theme, took Jesus out of it (Jesus ain't in it now anyway) and just promoted himself as a Norman Vincent Peale type.

There's tons of wiccans and such going there, I can't even abide this topic anymore.

May the Lord unstop the ears and open the eyes of the blind in these last hours of world history.
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It's funny cause osteen and joeseph prince's wives always wear all black...that should tell you something


If a preacher aint talking about Jacob's trouble and the revelations.... hmmmmmmmm


You ever notic how osteen can't look you in the eyes?

I've never seen him make the diablo hand sign and I've looked. Who knows...maybe he is a good man ... but I don't think so...wolf in sheeps
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It is all about the cash flow. Tax free to top it off. While you bust your ass to pay taxes these piles of shit pay none. They always have some book or set of teaching tapes to sell you. Tax free. Look at paula white that bitch needs is sickening,Ken Copeland, the pile of shit that looks like he wears a Halloween mask 24/7. I would like to see someone slap the shit out of him. Jesse Duplantis, what a fucking joke. All of these piles of shit should be in tar and feathers and in jail for fraud and tax evasion. Christian television is nothing but infomercials for these shit bags to sell their bull shit. Look at Jim the faggot Bakker. He is still on tv selling trinkets out of bubblegum machines for your love gift of $30. Sheesh,gimme a break, and piss on these assholes.
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lol....tell it like it is brother !! Don't forget Ima and Harry Crotch of TBN.
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Re: Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..
then he should do as Jesus commanded the rich young ruler...give all your money to the poor..

many other commands like this by Jesus to his followers, like give no thought about tomorrow, or the food you'll eat or clothes you wear.




How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..
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To be fair, I will say JPUSA [link to www.jpusa.org] does a great job, they purchase and renovate high rise buildings for the homeless, they also live in the same area as those they minister to. They teach young people a trade, and do many other good things...

So some ministries are real, Heidi baker [link to www.irismin.org] is one to, she lives in Africa.




then he should do as Jesus commanded the rich young ruler...give all your money to the poor..

many other commands like this by Jesus to his followers, like give no thought about tomorrow, or the food you'll eat or clothes you wear.




How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..
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truthfully? it's getting rare as hen's teeth to find a real man of god in the pulpit. two died in the last two years, david wilkerson and david j. meyer.

but remember this critical situation is fulfillment of prophecy from the ISRAEL MAN, our Great God and Saviour, The Lord Jesus Christ!

osteens a fake, period
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bump

There are still some real men of God left, but they have been silenced by the cabal that is trying to change the Truth of God into the lie of humanism, anything goes, as long as you say, Jesus wants me to be the best and happiest I can be

The Truth of God is being silenced. The great falling away is here, and the two wittness' are soon to be if not already dead in the street. The deceivers are sending "gifts" to each other in triumph of their deception as they all preach the same deception and promote each other into the realms of wealth and success for the part they play to destroy the True Church of God, by flattery this time, as persecution had an opposite effect and caused the Church to grow.
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All of joel olsteens wealth comes from book sales. He doesnt even take his 200K a year salary from the church.
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When he begins giving all that wealth to the poor/needy and healing the sick, I may reconsider. Didn't Jesus say "you (true believers) will do even greater things than I" ?
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Agree!!! There is a big surprise waiting for these preachers they telling jokes and selling there books and forgets about the poor the lost and the homeless the Lazarus on street. I wonder what he will do if Jesus tell him to sell everything.
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You are on to something here friend. The facts are undeniable.
1.) He rakes in millions, and lives like a king. I mean, God wants us to have our needs met and be happy, but there's a point where it becomes excessive. He could be giving to the poor, what God would want him to do.

2.) Lakewood has homosexual church members who do not feel convicted to repent of their behavior. When questioned about homosexuality, Osteen told Oprah he believed homosexuals would go to Heaven. The Bible tells us homosexuality is clearly an abominaiton.

3.)He uses motivational messages about prosperity, versus messages about Jesus Christ. If you listen to his sermons, he rarely quotes scripture. Everything is so heavily watered down, as not to "offend" people. It's more about being happy, rich (yes, I said rich), and successful than being SAVED.

The reason his church is so big is because people can attend with NO conviction. He does not talk about repenting of your sins or changing your ways. You are made to feel good, and go home. Jesus' word is uncomprimising. Yes, there is love and forgiveness. But, we are also called to live by God's comandments.

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Osteen is no David Wilkerson
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Osteen reminds me of these guys!


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Joel Osteen is great! dont knock him.

if he is deceiving people then he'll end up pastoring the Great Lakewood of Fire Church. :p
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OMG.
Som1 who calls it like he sees it
I've been says it 4 years Joel o
Is a false prophet
I'm no judge but call it how I see it
38000sq mansion rollsroyce
he looks shifty
But the people in his church
Are the ones who lose

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