NIBIRU NEMESIS SYSTEM CAUGHT LIVEON RT April-22-2016 YOU CAN'T DENY THIS!! | |
There is no F'ing Nibiru User ID: 70411064 United States 04/24/2016 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1 RANDOMIZE TIMER 2 DIM ArgumentComplete AS INTEGER 3 DIM MessageIndex as INTEGER 5 PRINT "Nibiru will be visible 100% in the sky soon!!!" 9 REM Wait a minute and then confirm that for me Nibiru has been seen. 10 REM Next line is 11 because it's a mystical power number of the Anunnaki 11 WAIT (60) 20 PRINT "I know I saw Nibiru." 21 REM Next line is 22 because it's a mystical power number of the Anunnaki 22 WasNibiruSeen$ = "Y" 23 REM it must be yes because neither the Anunnaki nor the dreams nor voices in my head can be wrong. 30 IF WasNibiruSeen$ = "N" GOTO 5 ELSE GOTO 50 40 END 49 REM Someone will try to debunk me, because they are wrong, and I am right. I have the galactic light brigade, or some other super celestial organization, supporting me. 50 INPUT "Did someone try to debunk your Nibiru sighting? (Y/N)", WasNibiruSightingDebunked$ 60 IF WasNibiruSightingDebunked$ = "Y" GOTO 62 ELSE GOTO 80 61 REM engage in random argument(s) about Nibiru 62 MessageIndex = RND * 3 + 1 65 IF MessageIndex = 1 THEN PRINT "*** SHILL WARNING ***" 66 IF MessageIndex = 2 THEN PRINT "*** SPEW RANDOM PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC BS ***" 67 IF MessageIndex = 3 THEN PRINT "*** RANT INSULTS ABOUT SCIENTISTS AND/OR DR ASTRO ***" 68 ArgumentComplete = RND * 2 69 IF ArgumentComplete = 0 THEN GOTO 62 70 PRINT "OK maybe what I saw was not Nibiru, but ..." 75 GOTO 5 76 END 79 REM Give it a minute, someone will attack me and my Nibiru sighting 80 WAIT (60) 90 GOTO 50 (Feel free to use this on subsequent Nibiru threads) |
The Comedian :D User ID: 72078973 United States 04/24/2016 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is the reason we should require IQ tests before handing out voter registration cards. Quoting: The Comedian :D Even better idea is to have one to allow posting on GLP. Would help sort out the wheat from the chafe. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 72078973 United States 04/24/2016 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No Worries Op. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71360404 Some of us know that this thing is real and coming. The deniers can deny all they want. Some people still think everything is normal in the world and always will. The Great Pumpkin is coming first. Nope. I think the weather chaos and earthquakes and volcano's going off come first Hey wait!!!! I think that's all happening already! Great Pumpkin Denier! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71545746 United States 04/24/2016 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No Worries Op. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71360404 Some of us know that this thing is real and coming. The deniers can deny all they want. Some people still think everything is normal in the world and always will. The Great Pumpkin is coming first. Nope. I think the weather chaos and earthquakes and volcano's going off come first Hey wait!!!! I think that's all happening already! Right, because the ONLY logical explanation for anything even remotely out of the norm is a giant rogue planet. All these earthquakes and weird weather? Clearly Niburu. Couldn't, just couldn't, be anything else. You brain dead dipshits. |
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Angel_Eyes User ID: 39514512 United States 04/24/2016 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont care if anyone believes me or not. Two years ago about 7:30 AM.... i was leaving my subdivision and i was facing the early morning sun. I clearly saw the sun and to the right what looked to be a much smaller sun. I was stunned at first and then i slowly realized that i had seen what others have talked about on the net. I wish i had taken pictures but it really doesnt matter because others would say it was a lens flare or whatever. What I dont undertand is why its not always visible.......why if the the government hasnt made it public ......why amateur star gazers arnt screaming about it.... i know its there but its really puzzling... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6066646 United States 04/24/2016 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8052610 Funny you say you believe in the bible. A new heaven and a new earth? Shadow of your wings? Mountain crashing into the sea? You can't say you believe in the bible and say that the prophecies don't indicate something from space will come to earth. Shill much? Scientist admit that there is a planet X. The problem isn't that there is a planet. The problem is that if the planet were visible from earth, there would be no mystery pictures and videos. Of course, unless it is a very smart planet and it hides only occasionally to peep out and be seen. Planet X is too far out to be seen...even scientists haven't actually viewed it with their giant telescopes. So you think our carbon footprint of humans is causing the earthquake swarms and crazy weather? Or a ribbon of energy I place my bets that nasa is lying once again and that Planet X is very close. Visible I'm not sure yet but something is a miss. Some attribute all of the recent volcanic and earthquake activity to solar flares. Others (myself included) to the last days. Someone mentioned the verse about what looked like a mountain falling into the sea. I would associate that more with a meteor than a planet that is almost as large, or larger than Saturn. If planet X hit the earth, the earth would be like an 8-ball and get bounced into the corner pocket of the universe. I don't think the planet will hit us either, but an asteroid in its gravitational pull is most like imo. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6066646 United States 04/24/2016 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No Worries Op. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71360404 Some of us know that this thing is real and coming. The deniers can deny all they want. Some people still think everything is normal in the world and always will. The Great Pumpkin is coming first. Nope. I think the weather chaos and earthquakes and volcano's going off come first Hey wait!!!! I think that's all happening already! Right, because the ONLY logical explanation for anything even remotely out of the norm is a giant rogue planet. All these earthquakes and weird weather? Clearly Niburu. Couldn't, just couldn't, be anything else. You brain dead dipshits. Solar Flares don't effect plate movement, impossible. This is a giant mass pulling on our earth. It's effecting weather, causing the core to heat up, and the continental plates to put stress on the faults. We can't cover this up anymore we are dealing with a giant planet or planets in our solar system. Only logical conclusion. The sheeple are not as dumb as the shills think they are. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6066646 United States 04/24/2016 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The are possible another wave of fake images to delude and confuse the public so any big news agency which would report on this issues would be not taken seriously. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72088507 By the amount of shill work on this matter is really strange. When they tell you not to panic, PANIC! The shilling is so lame its amateurish at best. Come on shills you can do better than just saying your stupid. LOL, the winged planet is here this shiat will pop off any day now. Get ready for the ride. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72092911 Serbia 04/24/2016 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont care if anyone believes me or not. Two years ago about 7:30 AM.... i was leaving my subdivision and i was facing the early morning sun. I clearly saw the sun and to the right what looked to be a much smaller sun. Quoting: Angel_Eyes that's what is all about: it CAN NOT be there for years... But it obviously IS for believers in that strange, unexplained space phenomena. even if we can not agree that there are only two planets closer to the Sun, o.k. then, consider them three: either planets or two planets and some strange star. For years!? what's a big deal then? |
The Comedian :D User ID: 13168461 United States 04/25/2016 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. I think the weather chaos and earthquakes and volcano's going off come first Hey wait!!!! I think that's all happening already! Right, because the ONLY logical explanation for anything even remotely out of the norm is a giant rogue planet. All these earthquakes and weird weather? Clearly Niburu. Couldn't, just couldn't, be anything else. You brain dead dipshits. Solar Flares don't effect plate movement, impossible. This is a giant mass pulling on our earth. It's effecting weather, causing the core to heat up, and the continental plates to put stress on the faults. We can't cover this up anymore we are dealing with a giant planet or planets in our solar system. Only logical conclusion. The sheeple are not as dumb as the shills think they are. I'm guessing your IQ is about 96, and you dropped out of high school, probably last year. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65055996 United States 04/26/2016 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is part of the new worldwide lens flare phenomenon. All cameras worldwide started creating lens flares that look planetary bodies starting around 2010. An investigation is underway to determine what's wrong with everyone's lenses because before 2010 there were no lens flares or at least far less. I'm selling moon property to anyone who believes that! |
Crazy Harriet User ID: 34800017 United States 04/26/2016 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont care if anyone believes me or not. Two years ago about 7:30 AM.... i was leaving my subdivision and i was facing the early morning sun. I clearly saw the sun and to the right what looked to be a much smaller sun. I was stunned at first and then i slowly realized that i had seen what others have talked about on the net. I wish i had taken pictures but it really doesnt matter because others would say it was a lens flare or whatever. Quoting: Angel_Eyes What I dont undertand is why its not always visible.......why if the the government hasnt made it public ......why amateur star gazers arnt screaming about it.... i know its there but its really puzzling... Since I've seen it, too, but on the far left or south at the setting sun, just don't know. Glad my friend who never reads woo and loves to read science and engineering stuff but no paranormal or whatever, saw it too, and spoke first. My friend has spent years mostly outdoors, working in the rocky mountains. Is very familiar with the area, and can identify the call of a baby moose or many other critters and signs, such as tracks, as well as being familiar with sky and approaching weather. Never saw anything remotely similar to this. Well, here we are, where no man has gone before! I believe you. Whoo hoo! "I would rather take a political risk in pursuit of peace, than risk peace in pursuit of politics." - Donald Trump |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26457348 Netherlands 04/26/2016 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nibirutard minimal basic program. Quoting: There is no F'ing Nibiru 70411064 1 RANDOMIZE TIMER 2 DIM ArgumentComplete AS INTEGER 3 DIM MessageIndex as INTEGER 5 PRINT "Nibiru will be visible 100% in the sky soon!!!" 9 REM Wait a minute and then confirm that for me Nibiru has been seen. 10 REM Next line is 11 because it's a mystical power number of the Anunnaki 11 WAIT (60) 20 PRINT "I know I saw Nibiru." 21 REM Next line is 22 because it's a mystical power number of the Anunnaki 22 WasNibiruSeen$ = "Y" 23 REM it must be yes because neither the Anunnaki nor the dreams nor voices in my head can be wrong. 30 IF WasNibiruSeen$ = "N" GOTO 5 ELSE GOTO 50 40 END 49 REM Someone will try to debunk me, because they are wrong, and I am right. I have the galactic light brigade, or some other super celestial organization, supporting me. 50 INPUT "Did someone try to debunk your Nibiru sighting? (Y/N)", WasNibiruSightingDebunked$ 60 IF WasNibiruSightingDebunked$ = "Y" GOTO 62 ELSE GOTO 80 61 REM engage in random argument(s) about Nibiru 62 MessageIndex = RND * 3 + 1 65 IF MessageIndex = 1 THEN PRINT "*** SHILL WARNING ***" 66 IF MessageIndex = 2 THEN PRINT "*** SPEW RANDOM PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC BS ***" 67 IF MessageIndex = 3 THEN PRINT "*** RANT INSULTS ABOUT SCIENTISTS AND/OR DR ASTRO ***" 68 ArgumentComplete = RND * 2 69 IF ArgumentComplete = 0 THEN GOTO 62 70 PRINT "OK maybe what I saw was not Nibiru, but ..." 75 GOTO 5 76 END 79 REM Give it a minute, someone will attack me and my Nibiru sighting 80 WAIT (60) 90 GOTO 50 (Feel free to use this on subsequent Nibiru threads) LMFAO MAN. you made my evening! :) |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 65256125 Canada 04/27/2016 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | for all you shills lol [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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74444 User ID: 74444 United States 04/28/2016 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | for all you shills lol [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65256125 Ad hominem noted. You, of course, noticed how fast your supposed planet wobbled in that video. How do you imagine such an object hovers next to the Sun for years? How does it always stay by the Sun despite the Earth moving around the Sun? How do you imagine it could have a stable orbit, so close to the Sun? How would the orbits of all the inner planets remain predictable in the gravitational presence of such an object? What evidence could possibly convince you that PX, at least as described as a nearby interloper hovering near the Sun, simply does not exist? |
Hydra User ID: 11647052 Germany 04/28/2016 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | for all you shills lol [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65256125 Ad hominem noted. You, of course, noticed how fast your supposed planet wobbled in that video. How do you imagine such an object hovers next to the Sun for years? How does it always stay by the Sun despite the Earth moving around the Sun? How do you imagine it could have a stable orbit, so close to the Sun? How would the orbits of all the inner planets remain predictable in the gravitational presence of such an object? What evidence could possibly convince you that PX, at least as described as a nearby interloper hovering near the Sun, simply does not exist? Don't confuse the Nibbie-tards with logic and facts, 74444. . :ase26122019: Annular Solar Eclipse - December 26, 2019 - Kannur, Kerala, India |