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I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!

 
Cigarette_Smoking_Man​
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I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
POLL: Will you help me out?
 No, hell, no. You're a shill for Trump! You love Trump too much! Hillary/Cruz '16!
 Yes, you are the MAN. You are a total a-hole, but you are the MAN for representin'
 Fuck no. Voting means nothing. Now let me get back to playing video games.
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I am carrying the GLP TORCH here right into Congress and I NEED YOUR HELP, GODDAMN IT.

I obviously can't state my name, where I'm from or what office I'm running for (...yet), or the media would crucify me.

But there's a real chance I could win this thing. A real shot.

We'll have a genuine GLP'er in Congress (and I'm old school, been here since 2007)!

:3d3dd3:

Last Edited by Bill_Davis_1 on 04/25/2016 11:56 PM
"Only a man suffering from a severe case of dignity atrophy would even entertain the thought of financing, housing, and raising some other man's orgasm."
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04/25/2016 11:40 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Fuckin Bite Me!
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04/25/2016 11:41 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Duly noted.agent
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04/25/2016 11:42 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Well…. if ya can't beat em, join em they always say….
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04/25/2016 11:42 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Your posts sounded kinda like George Bushes NWO speech.


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04/25/2016 11:48 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Yeah…. Bush really sucks too…. Narco-criminal bastard!
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04/25/2016 11:52 PM
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Yeah…. Bush really sucks too…. Narco-criminal bastard!
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So true


Listen to this

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04/25/2016 11:54 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Duly noted.agent
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S***.
"Only a man suffering from a severe case of dignity atrophy would even entertain the thought of financing, housing, and raising some other man's orgasm."
Cigarette_Smoking_Man​  (OP)

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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Your posts sounded kinda like George Bushes NWO speech.


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You were't supposed to make that connection.
"Only a man suffering from a severe case of dignity atrophy would even entertain the thought of financing, housing, and raising some other man's orgasm."
Special Agent Potato Salad

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Hmmmm a glp'r in Congress



Congressman Potato salad YESSIR
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:youreafag:

:gaythread2:
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04/25/2016 11:58 PM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Running for Toilet Czar are you…. Ministry of the Crapper?????

Or would it be Reichsmarshall of the Scheisen?????


Baron von Shitstein… or Shitstain????
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04/26/2016 12:01 AM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
If you got voted into congress you'd probly start running for President before your term was up, abandoning your constituents.
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04/26/2016 12:02 AM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Do it op, you have good intuition.
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04/26/2016 12:12 AM
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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
Don't Fucking Forget to tell them there,

that your Balls Smell Like A-1 Sauce ,


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Re: I'm running for Congress and I need your HELP GLP!
I've been enjoying your excellent posts but I don't think we're completely eye to eye politically.





GLP