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Straight Man Spills All The Details About Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator

 
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Straight Man Spills All The Details About Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator
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A heterosexual father who once worked as a gay phone sex operator is opening about the experience.

“It was at the off-the-wall shit coming out of these people’s mouths,” the man, speaking anonymously, tells Cracked. “I remember, for example, the first time a caller busted out with the word ‘man-pussy.’ I ask, ‘Your what?’ He replies, ‘My man-pussy. You know, my asshole.'”

The man took the job back in 2000, after responding to classifieds an ad for “actors/actresses wanted” to work at “a nondescript call center” in Miami. It wasn’t until he arrived for the interview that he learned he was auditioning to have sex with strangers over the phone.

Part of the interviewing process included reading the line “I want to eat your big banana” in a sexy voice and with a totally straight face.

“Many of the others auditioning giggled,” the man says. “Each was turned away. But a few others and me managed to do it totally deadpan. That was it–we were hired.”
Once hired, the man had to go through extensive job training.

“We were taught the basics, with emphasis on creating illusions using your voice and getting into character,” he explains. Training also included “professional pointers on how better to simulate a throat-job” and multiple sexual harassment and safety seminars.

“Our bosses repeatedly drilled into us that a serial killer could be targeting us at all times,” he continues.

“Keeping us safe was a huge priority, even if only for liability reasons. So we were strictly forbidden from ever making any outside contact with callers or giving them any real information about ourselves. And believe me, there were many callers that tried.”
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Queers are fucked in the head.

Just look at Hillary and Obama.

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