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what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board

 
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Send it to me. I collect them....
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Bury it.
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This is what my ex did with one we had. I don't even recall how we ended up with one. He took it out to a field and buried it.
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Burn it!
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Put in plastic bag with holy water and throw away.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
burn it and throw ashes in flowing river
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9teen And do it now.
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Put in plastic bag with holy water and throw away.
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The only time I came into contact with real Holy Water was a sample someone brought with her from Lourdes.
That had a remarkable strong and positive field.

All the other times it was just...water. Completely uncharged.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Bury it.
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This is what my ex did with one we had. I don't even recall how we ended up with one. He took it out to a field and buried it.
 Quoting: hannah50


It can work well, provided the ground is moist, preferable marshland.

Though the method I described works best and takes all the nasties out.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Burn it!
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Without adequate protection, it will be the worst you can do.
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04/27/2016 12:12 PM
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Wear some protection then burn it.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
When my mother died I got hers. I just put it away and forgot about it. I found the board in my 15 soon to be 16 years old granddaughter's room yesterday; so, I hid it again and forgot about it again. I said nothing to her about it. Last night she came into my room , woke me from a sound sleep and said that something had whispered her name. Anyway, she said at times she has seen like a dark figure watching her. I let her sleep with me and sent her to school. Drinking my coffee this morning I connected the two. Is there any way to get rid of the board and the accompanying spirits or spirit? Thank you for serious answers.
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Maybe you need some anti psychotic? Both of you.
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Burn it!
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Without adequate protection, it will be the worst you can do.
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Why? Is it made of asbestos?
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
When my mother died I got hers. I just put it away and forgot about it. I found the board in my 15 soon to be 16 years old granddaughter's room yesterday; so, I hid it again and forgot about it again. I said nothing to her about it. Last night she came into my room , woke me from a sound sleep and said that something had whispered her name. Anyway, she said at times she has seen like a dark figure watching her. I let her sleep with me and sent her to school. Drinking my coffee this morning I connected the two. Is there any way to get rid of the board and the accompanying spirits or spirit? Thank you for serious answers.
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DO NOT BURN IN FIRE! THIS I KNOW FOR SURE
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Burn it!
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Without adequate protection, it will be the worst you can do.
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Why? Is it made of asbestos?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46955765


Childish
so small
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I'd say fire.
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Burn it!
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Without adequate protection, it will be the worst you can do.
 Quoting: grumpier


rbthis


Follow Grumpier's steps outlined above. That is the only safe way to dispose of it, and do it quickly as in today.
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04/27/2016 12:18 PM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
FFS, just throw it out - it's only a piece of wood.

All this talk of spirits etc. is just childish.

If you don't want it, throw it away - or if you can find another gullible who wants it, sell it and make a bit of cash.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
When my mother died I got hers. I just put it away and forgot about it. I found the board in my 15 soon to be 16 years old granddaughter's room yesterday; so, I hid it again and forgot about it again. I said nothing to her about it. Last night she came into my room , woke me from a sound sleep and said that something had whispered her name. Anyway, she said at times she has seen like a dark figure watching her. I let her sleep with me and sent her to school. Drinking my coffee this morning I connected the two. Is there any way to get rid of the board and the accompanying spirits or spirit? Thank you for serious answers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59219525


Maybe you need some anti psychotic? Both of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46955765


Unclean spirits ( spirits of the nephilim, the offspring of angels and men per genesis 6 and book of enoch) are terrified of even the name of Jesus Christ the Annointed One. I'd imagine a legit, mature believer in Christ could cast out the spirits. Finding a real Christian could be difficult, pray about it.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Erace letter Z and draw a Greek letter Omega insted. The spirits will be like: "WTF!?" Then do whatever you like with the f*cking stock.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Take it back to walmart for a refund.
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04/27/2016 12:23 PM
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When we were kids we had a really bad experience with a Ouija board, we are from a town with one of the most famous haunted houses in America. We used the board only blocks away from that house...things got dicey real fast. We left it on the steps of the Catholic church and doused it in holy water the next day.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
If you bury it, it can take several years for all its connections to dissolve. And over that period those stay active.

You will also see that the vegetation on and round that spot, in a circle, starts to change, not for the better.

All of this only if the board was actually used.
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04/27/2016 12:24 PM
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Welp the general consensus appears to be burn it.
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04/27/2016 12:31 PM
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I would open up a session with the board then jizz on it and then take it outside and set it on fire.
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04/27/2016 12:33 PM

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Ask it to leave you alone in a Mary Poppins voice.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Take a crap on it in the woods
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Here you all are with a great opportunity to meet new and interesting spirits... and you all act like frightened children.

So some spirit said her name? Big deal. Be a normal person and say hello back.

Show respect to all beings until they prove to you they don't deserve it.
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Play Justin Beiber songs right next to it.
No entity on earth can handle these frequencies.
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04/27/2016 12:49 PM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Go buy a live chicken.

Paint a pentagram on your head.

Go find Burnt human ashes, cover body in ashes.

Light whole bunch of candles

Burn the board while saying " you're a weak demon"

Let us know what happened
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Go buy a live chicken.

Paint a pentagram on your head.

Go find Burnt human ashes, cover body in ashes.

Light whole bunch of candles

Burn the board while saying " you're a weak demon"

Let us know what happened
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48219829


Forgot to tell you to cut chickens head off and hold over your head letting blood drain all over you
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Go buy a live chicken.

Paint a pentagram on your head.

Go find Burnt human ashes, cover body in ashes.

Light whole bunch of candles

Burn the board while saying " you're a weak demon"

Let us know what happened
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48219829


Don't forget to play the Beatle's White Album backwards while you do.


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