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what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2017 10:17 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
I think am going to dig a hole put it in and pour salt over it. Douse it with gas until it is completely burned all the while praying and then cover the ashes with dirt. And, I am being serious. Some of you have no idea ,do you? Get an old one from a junk store or wherever and let your teenage grandchildren play with it. Get back to us on that. I will tell how all of this goes.
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Do not.

Wrap it and store it where you won't be reminded of it. Newspaper or brown paper are best. Paper grocery bag would be fine. Then put it in your attic or storage closet. Dont stack it with books or emotional items like Christmas ornaments.

You need to let it run down. It will.


Do not think about it. Clean your house. Say your normal prayers.

Any new ritual you devise now could be inspired by the board. That salt, earth, gasoline fire, ash ritual is migbty suspicious. The board wants your attention and it wants you to engage in ritual on its behalf.

Wrap it in old newspaper like you would wrap garbage. Stash it away from emotionally charged mementos.

No new rituals or routines in response to the board. The one exception is to clean house, with water and your usual cleaners.
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06/19/2017 10:19 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Cut it up and paint it, use it as domino bricks
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06/19/2017 10:31 AM
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Take to the church pour some holy water and see what happens. Then go to your local church of satan and tell them you dont need it anymore or just throw it in garbage.
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06/19/2017 10:33 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Be so careful. A few years ago, a person completely possessed from a ouji board was brought to our church by his mother and his friend. He had let the evil spirit in the board possess him The priest exercised him in front of the church. This young man has come a few times to thank our priest for releasing him. They are so very dangerous. I would ask a good exorcism about how to properly and thoroughly dispose of it
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06/19/2017 10:34 AM

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Ask the board.
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06/19/2017 10:37 AM

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I would follow grumpier's suggestions.

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06/19/2017 10:39 AM
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The only way is to sell it, even for 1 penny but money must change hands.
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06/19/2017 10:43 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Hold the board in one hand, and a piece of metal rebar in the other hand, and go to the top of a high mountain where it's storming and point the metal pole up in the air and wait.

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 Quoting: grumpier


No it isn't.

You know what is? Having an ouija board and then asking what the best way is to get rid of it.

Just throw the piece of shit in the garbage ffs.
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06/19/2017 11:04 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Spray it with oven cleaner.

Then throw it away
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06/19/2017 11:25 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Burn it!
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Without adequate protection, it will be the worst you can do.
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Why? Is it made of asbestos?
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My Aunt is a Jahovas witness, she paid me to burn mine years ago. They actually are made of asbestos. So no luck with that. They do break apart easy though. I ended up just breaking it into tiny prices. Definitely wear gloves and mask though.
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06/19/2017 11:29 AM
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Re: what is the best way to dispose of a Ouija board
Place a ring of SALT around the board and recite the prayer to St. Michael.

Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.
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06/19/2017 11:35 AM

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better use it one last time and make SURE you say goodbye before you chuck it in a dumpster.
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Send it to me...

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