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Hilary aka 'Walking Eagle'

 
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12/11/2006 12:09 PM
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Hilary aka 'Walking Eagle'
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers". At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Idian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motercade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to elect the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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12/11/2006 12:11 PM
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Re: Hilary aka 'Walking Eagle'
Election promises as usual.
Help you god if Hill should become the next pres...
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12/11/2006 12:19 PM
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Re: Hilary aka 'Walking Eagle'
Hmmm many versions of this myth

Hillary version:
[link to www.truthorfiction.com]

Bush version:
[link to urbanlegends.about.com]


WALKING EAGLE

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American\'s present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed \"YES\" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his \"red brother\"

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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12/11/2006 12:26 PM
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Re: Hilary aka 'Walking Eagle'
Obama makes me nervous....I think I would prefer Hillary over Obama. Although it is kinda cool that his name rhymes with Osama. He would not be a kissup to the jews I would hope. He just came out of left field though....makes me a bit suspicious.

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