OMG !!! Proof that god does not exist ! If god exists, let him strike me down !!! If I live, it's proof that god does not exist !!!

He decides the time

But you have proven His existence

Because you ARE going to die

And there is nothing you can do about it

The gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus

Thats like sayin if then president does not phone you personally in the next hour he does not exists and everything you see on tv about him is just cgi and media spin.

Yes, because God reads GLP.

Actually, there are many gods and goddesses. Monotheism is bullshit.

I agree. There is no God. Either that or he just doesn't give a shit about much of anything.

I just prayed that he doesn't strike you down. So now, if you live, it actually proves God exists and answered my prayer.

That's actually plausible.

He's never heard THAT one before...

Hey god, you should strike him down, like, 10 minutes after his time limit is up. Just to fuck with him.

Proof of a gracious God and Father to such an ignorant creature of His creation.

Op in about half an hour from now when you die from a heart attack it would be nice if you could just type a quick good bye while it initially comes on. Youll have time to let us know.. il try to chevk in in about half an hour.. later

This is going to get confusing, fast.

I just thought the same thing....



Last Edited by B@Z on 05/02/2016 04:24 PM

Full of yourself much?

Luke 4:12 Jesus answered, "It is said: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

Sorry, my request overrides your prayer.

Adios.

That would give you power over him, to presume to dictate His actions and also remove your free will, that's not how He rolls.

Good idea.

Done.

I've got the message all ready.

I'm holding up a book that will fall on the enter key to post the message if I get struck down (deadman switch).

Ohh because god takes commands or ultimatums from you?.. Perhaps god isn't how you have been lead to imagine.

Not quite.

OMG. Lightening just struck outside the house.

Or he’ll get mad and kill you? Hmm.

What a revlutionary idea, I'm betting nobody ever thought of this. You are clearly a fucking genius!!

Well...you not only proved he exists but is also a terrible shot.

Well, He can do that if He chooses to.

Actually, if you Live, it proves that God is you, for God is Life.


Stop fucking with me bro.