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A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs

 
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A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
A man buys a banana, an apple and two eggs.

The cashier says - "You must be single."

The man answers - "Wow, how did you know?"

The cashier says - "Because you're ugly."
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05/02/2016 08:52 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
You got me partner applause
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
A man buys a banana, an apple and two eggs.

The cashier says - "You must be single."

The man answers - "Wow, how did you know?"

The cashier says - "Because you're ugly."
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On the way home he bought a gun and two bullets...just in case he missed with the first one.
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
lol funny
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05/02/2016 09:04 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
Dafuq you buy 2 eggs at?
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05/02/2016 09:05 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
Dafuq you buy 2 eggs at?
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That's an Obama dozen.
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05/02/2016 09:32 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
How did you find out what I bought today?
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05/03/2016 11:39 AM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
Bump for the european shift.
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05/03/2016 12:25 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
:D
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
Dafuq you buy 2 eggs at?
 Quoting: ~Green Man~


That's an Obama dozen.
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05/03/2016 01:04 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
stolen from red dit

at least give credit where it's due, OP
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05/03/2016 05:47 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
stolen from red dit

at least give credit where it's due, OP
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Go fuck yourself fucking retard.
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05/03/2016 05:48 PM
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Re: A man buys a banana an apple and two eggs
stolen from red dit

at least give credit where it's due, OP
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Go fuck yourself fucking retard.
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