Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,412 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,672,651
Pageviews Today: 2,449,481Threads Today: 671Posts Today: 13,822
07:58 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane

 
gmigriff
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 71547892
United States
05/03/2016 04:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
U.S. military recruiters take note: It's time to up your game.

The Chinese People's Liberation Army has released a new recruiting video geared toward young people that beats anything the U.S. military has to offer.

[link to www.marinecorpstimes.com]



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
M*walk
Low Earth Orbit

User ID: 9652994
United States
05/03/2016 04:12 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
bump
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72036384
United States
05/03/2016 04:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Bad ass
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71049297
United States
05/03/2016 04:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Catchy song!
I thought they had forced conscription?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70963211
United States
05/03/2016 04:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Inese, Fuck Yea
The Comedian :D

User ID: 45187126
United States
05/03/2016 04:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Catchy song!
I thought they had forced conscription?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71049297


They do, WTF?

The sound track is epic.

Translation:

"Up and down the slopes we go
There are no chinks in our armor
The info we give you has no slant
Lace your boots, zipper your head"

ror

Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 05/03/2016 04:23 PM
Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits

‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

"Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole

Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 56161348
United States
05/03/2016 04:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
do the math folks.

:hitler:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48758232
Germany
05/03/2016 04:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
.. and I thought Hollywood was bad.. ROFL! But compared to North Korean vids I guess this is "cool".. and "appealing" to young men?

I mean.. you gno.. that "one child policy" didn't pan out too well... it's all a manifactured crisis.. too bad the world will be sucked into the old pattern of World conflict.. I am going to hide under a rock... see ya'll later LOL!

Oh.. let me show you some German footage...

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71483936
United States
05/03/2016 04:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
If i was a 15 yr old yeah, thatd be enticing xP
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71049297
United States
05/03/2016 04:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Catchy song!
I thought they had forced conscription?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71049297


They do, WTF?
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Maybe we need a translation, because why market the military when you don't need to.

Maybe someone here speaks Hong and can help us know what it means.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72119037
United States
05/03/2016 04:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Eh, all their weapons will fall apart after a week.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71575469
Canada
05/03/2016 04:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
The one thing you'll notice is that countries that are doing poorly will try their hardest to appear superior. They do this by military parades and censorship. China is a great example.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2965009
United States
05/03/2016 04:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Maybe our wonderful Federal Reserve will print up a shit load of money and pay them not to fuck us up.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37254274
Germany
05/03/2016 04:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
And here is the ANSWER, ROFL:



[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72147738
India
05/03/2016 04:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
ohno
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37254274
Germany
05/03/2016 04:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Dont misunderstand me, Russia plus China are clashing your military onto a wall!
Even Russia alone can not be defeated by the USA!

But primitive Orgasms reached by little videos can work!



HAPY CUM-day you fags!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72144853
Belgium
05/03/2016 04:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Catchy song!
I thought they had forced conscription?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71049297


They do, WTF?
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Maybe we need a translation, because why market the military when you don't need to.

Maybe someone here speaks Hong and can help us know what it means.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71049297


They do need to. As the poster above pointed out, the Chinese have a surplus of young men because of their one-child policy (untold numbers of would-be girls having been aborted as undesirable if only having one). There are not enough girls available for these men so they will never be able to start a family. What is a government to do?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39640006
United States
05/03/2016 04:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
Yeah, and they don't allow their soldiers to sodomize one another either.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72134133
Serbia
05/03/2016 04:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
US can contra by this awesome vid


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72144853
Belgium
05/03/2016 04:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
US can contra by this awesome vid


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72134133


shockawe
I Am A Meat Popsicle

User ID: 55482742
United States
05/03/2016 04:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
What people need to realize is that if and when the economy collapses there usually end up being a war. All of those factories that were once creating toys, cars, and other useless junk will be quickly retrofitted into supplying China with a unlimited supply of weapons. They already had the unlimited supply of troops. As the western worlds manufacturing industry over the past 20 years is all but gone.
Do you have Donkey Brains? Get certified! You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

[link to www.donkeybrained.com]
gmigriff  (OP)

User ID: 71547892
United States
05/03/2016 04:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
It's called Battle Declaration. Some of it is translated at the link:

[link to english.chinamil.com.cn]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71586394
United States
05/03/2016 04:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
ying yang chu , laugh
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 67235376
Netherlands
05/03/2016 04:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
The one thing you'll notice is that countries that are doing poorly will try their hardest to appear superior. They do this by military parades and censorship. China is a great example.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71575469


well in that case nobody made more propaganda movies to glorify war and promote fake heroism than jew-owned Hollywood
gmigriff  (OP)

User ID: 71547892
United States
05/03/2016 04:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
This is what the narrator is saying in the beginning:

“Are cool recruitment videos not satisfying enough for you? We’ll give you a dozen! We mixed different cuts together to create a brilliant and bloody picture. When you finish watching it, you will become the next god of the barracks!”

"There is always a mission in your mind. There are always enemies in your vision. There are always responsibilities you will shoulder. There will always be passion in your chest. War can break out at any moment. Are you ready?”


[link to www.hongkongfp.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 59156940
United Kingdom
05/03/2016 05:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
"There are no chinks in our armor"

Seriously?
gmigriff  (OP)

User ID: 71547892
United States
05/03/2016 05:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
"There are no chinks in our armor"

Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59156940


Either you fell for the joke, or you just don't approve of it.

Which?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 62018572
United States
05/03/2016 05:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
"There are no chinks in our armor"

Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59156940


huge Tom Cruise face!
FlashBuzzkill

User ID: 68754170
United States
05/03/2016 05:19 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
I have a new slogan for them: Join the People's Liberation Army and feel Five Feet Tall!!
Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 59156940
United Kingdom
05/03/2016 05:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
"There are no chinks in our armor"

Seriously?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59156940


Either you fell for the joke, or you just don't approve of it.

Which?
 Quoting: gmigriff


D'oh! I fell for it :)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72146721
United Kingdom
05/03/2016 05:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: This new Chinese military recruiting video is insane
U.S. military recruiters take note: It's time to up your game.

The Chinese People's Liberation Army has released a new recruiting video geared toward young people that beats anything the U.S. military has to offer.

[link to www.marinecorpstimes.com]



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: gmigriff


homophobic and sexist. I didnt see one lesbian. our tranny attack force is the best!





GLP