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Cruzin for a bruisin
With Trump having just slain the Ted Cruz snake and won the GOP nomination, you're next Hillary and Soros [link to streamable.com (secure)]

August 2016: Donald Trump announces his VP. Hillary physically attacks him during a debate. [link to i.imgur.com]

November 2016: Donald Trump elected 45th president of the United States. [link to i.imgur.com]

April 2017: Hillary Clinton sentenced to 37 years for high treason. Bush family forced into hiding. [link to i.imgur.com]

September 2018: Great Wall of America completed "Under budget, ahead of schedule".

October 2019: The great northern wall erected. "When Canada sends their people they send Beibers, they send Krogers, they send Cruzs, some I assume are good people but they elected Trudeau so we can't take a chance".

June 2020: Ellis island reopened as German refugees pour in after Germany taken over by Sharia Law. "They can come here, but they have to do so legally."

November 2020: Trump wins reelection carrying 50 out of 50 states plus Washington.

June 2021: Boots on the ground in Eurabia "We will liberate them and make Europe great again"

Jan 2022: "We got her" Merkel captured in a spider hole outside Dusseldorf. To stand trial for crimes against German people.

August 2022: US forces reach the Aegean sea. Europe annexed into greater American empire.

April 2022: Seige of Istanbul is successful. Constantinople reclaimed. [link to i.imgur.com]

June 2023: Communist forces of the Democratic peoples republic of Canada launch sneak attack across lake Michigan. Chicago burns.

July 2024: Toronto falls. Canada annexed. Quebecois forced to learn English.

August 2024: 22nd amendment repealed.

November 2024: Trump wins third term.

Jan 2025: Attempted coup by Sandernista revolutionaries leads to emergency powers granted to Emperor Trump.

July 2030: Total victory against Islam reached. "No longer do you have to worry about women being killed for not being covered, gays being thrown from rooftops, people being stoned. sharia law will not rule. I told you I'd do something about it and I did".

July 2035: United American Empire lands on Mars.

2037: Greater American empire split into Trumpium and the Trumpantine empire for administrative purposes, Barron Trump promoted to co-emperor

2038: Earths greatest scientists perfect immortality for Emperor Trump.

2040: The Chinese empire falls. Trumpian forces quickly establish order.

2041: All resistance wiped out Earth is united under one banner. Except Mexico. Fuck Mexico.

2060: Terra colonists arrive at Alpha Centauri.

2066: The Immortal Donald achieves the title God Emperor of Mankind.

3000: Humans expand to 30 star systems. Population 700 trillion "I told you we would be great again. Yuge!"

40,000: Human empire stretches across thousands of systems with Holy Terra and the Immortal God Emperor Trump at its center. The Celestial Imperium of Trump shall rule forever. [link to i.imgur.com]





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