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I fucking hate my real-estate agent! - Indy

 
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I fucking hate my real-estate agent! - Indy
Indianapolis Here.

I am so close to closing on my house. And I need it sold.

Begin Rant.

I'm a pretty opinionated person. My realtor has called me a lier, and said I had lied to him before. I texted him and told him to tell me when I had ever lied. (3 days later, he cannot give me an answer)



Next, I had bought a $530.00 warranty for home protection 'HWA' while my house was up for sale. 2 days ago my mailbox got hit by a fucking car. Soooo, I called/texted my agent, who never responded. I texted him back and said nevermind I found HWA's phone number. I called them and they asked for my contract ID#. I give them the number and they said that my name does not correspond with the warranty number. I'm like mother fucker. Anyways, apparently someone transferred my policy to the new buyers (who does not even own the fucking house).
AND TO THIS HOUR, IM STILL NOT COVERED.

By the way, my wife asked him (our realtor) if our HVAC is covered under this warranty and he said yes, come to find out, IT ISN'T EVER FUCKING COVERD! (I asked this to HWA and said the policy that was transferred to the other people, did not cover HVAC)

He tells me I have an HVAC inspection on 5/3/16 and I'm like ok. so at 10:30 am I put my 3 dogs in the bedroom/bathroom and lock the door. I am there because I dont want the HVAC guy to steal something that might be important. (by the way, the house wasn't really clean because I wasn't expecting anybody but him.) OHHHHH no... the HVAC guy show up with their fucking realtor with the buyers. my house is a little dirty with dishes piling up in the sink and dog hair on the hardwood floors. Wife's panties hanging over the couch armrest. AND ALL THIS TIME THE FUCKING DOGS ARE ABOUT TO EAT/SCRATCH THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR AND KILL/HUMP ANYTHING IN ITS PATH.

I told them my god damn realtor is a fucking liberal cock-sucker who dosent know what the fuck he is doing. (not really, but I said he doesnt know what he is doing)

Lets see, what else? (hang on, gotta get some more sailor Jerrys.

Oh shit listen to this. Over two weeks ago. I told my realtor that my Aunt (the best loving person in the world) who lives in the swamps of Louisiana has cancer (who now weighs under a hundred pounds) and that we need to stop showings for a couple weeks so we can go visit her. (we have a house sitter who watches our dogs and takes care of the house while we are gone) don't worry were not rich, only 30 bucks a night and she has a place to stay. Anyways he tells us that is a horrible idea. WTF?? fucking asshole.

He asks us, are you going with this builder instead of this builder? (which we pulled out of the contract and cost us 3k. I was like that is none of your fucking business. I hired you to sell our house and thats fucking it.

I just got off work and left my notes at work to send to the Regional VP. Or I could keep going on. But im getting drunk right now.


anyways,
This guy works for FC Tucker
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If this deal falls through, how hard is it to sell by owner? I would save $8400 in realtor fees.

Just never done it before.
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I just need someone to talk to
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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
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maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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That sucks. I recently worked with a great real estate lady in Indianapolis. She was friendly and sweet- if you want her info, just let me know!

Selling a house bites. I am selling our home as well. Our neighbors made us an offer before even listing the house far below what it would sell for, but, it is worth it for me to get rid of the house without having to worry about repairs and dealing with realtors and showings. ack.
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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
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maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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I'll look it up, thanks.

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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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did they also hit the streetlight
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That sucks. I recently worked with a great real estate lady in Indianapolis. She was friendly and sweet- if you want her info, just let me know!

Selling a house bites. I am selling our home as well. Our neighbors made us an offer before even listing the house far below what it would sell for, but, it is worth it for me to get rid of the house without having to worry about repairs and dealing with realtors and showings. ack.
 Quoting: ladulce


Thank you for your response.

Another thing that pissed me off about our realtor, The buyers wanted certain things fixed. I told them I would write them a cheque for 2,000 dollars. He said that wouldn't work. I was like, the previous owners of my house wrote me a cheque for the same amount for the same problems. He said no because the FHA wouldn't approve it. I told him I had bought the home with a VA loan and everything was good to go.

He is a damn idiot.

I don't want to loose this sale, but this guy does not deserve $4,200 of realtor fees.

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That sucks. I recently worked with a great real estate lady in Indianapolis. She was friendly and sweet- if you want her info, just let me know!

Selling a house bites. I am selling our home as well. Our neighbors made us an offer before even listing the house far below what it would sell for, but, it is worth it for me to get rid of the house without having to worry about repairs and dealing with realtors and showings. ack.
 Quoting: ladulce


Thank you for your response.

Another thing that pissed me off about our realtor, The buyers wanted certain things fixed. I told them I would write them a cheque for 2,000 dollars. He said that wouldn't work. I was like, the previous owners of my house wrote me a cheque for the same amount for the same problems. He said no because the FHA wouldn't approve it. I told him I had bought the home with a VA loan and everything was good to go.

He is a damn idiot.

I don't want to loose this sale, but this guy does not deserve $4,200 of realtor fees.

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You might be the idiot. The bank is PICKY about the house condition before it is transferred to the new owner.
What if the new owner uses the $2,000 to go buy a new wardrobe. The bank wants the repairs done.
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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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did they also hit the streetlight
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I don't know, but tuesday/wednesday (5am) morning my nighboor across the street drove his brand new nissan for probably over a mile with the tire off. (you could see it throughout the neighboorhood out to the main street). It was his front left tire (which could not of hit my mailbox) but maybe a streetlight?

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That sucks. I recently worked with a great real estate lady in Indianapolis. She was friendly and sweet- if you want her info, just let me know!

Selling a house bites. I am selling our home as well. Our neighbors made us an offer before even listing the house far below what it would sell for, but, it is worth it for me to get rid of the house without having to worry about repairs and dealing with realtors and showings. ack.
 Quoting: ladulce


Thank you for your response.

Another thing that pissed me off about our realtor, The buyers wanted certain things fixed. I told them I would write them a cheque for 2,000 dollars. He said that wouldn't work. I was like, the previous owners of my house wrote me a cheque for the same amount for the same problems. He said no because the FHA wouldn't approve it. I told him I had bought the home with a VA loan and everything was good to go.

He is a damn idiot.

I don't want to loose this sale, but this guy does not deserve $4,200 of realtor fees.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211



You might be the idiot. The bank is PICKY about the house condition before it is transferred to the new owner.
What if the new owner uses the $2,000 to go buy a new wardrobe. The bank wants the repairs done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


I'm not disagreeing with you. In the last 2 days I had all the plumbing and electric done that the inspector said needed fixed.

(What I wanted was for the house to sell faster, instead of waiting on all the repairs)

Thanks for the Idiot comment.

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hey so did you all post about your mailbox on nextdoor.com? just the other day someone said a car hit their mailbox... southeast side indy...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211


did they also hit the streetlight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


I don't know, but tuesday/wednesday (5am) morning my nighboor across the street drove his brand new nissan for probably over a mile with the tire off. (you could see it throughout the neighboorhood out to the main street). It was his front left tire (which could not of hit my mailbox) but maybe a streetlight?

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oh, probably not then, this other person (a lady) said a girl hit the mailbox and post and the streetlight and IPL came out etc, she was asking for the HOA information to call it in or whatever and wanted to know about getting an estimate or something. lives in a fancy neighborhood off southport...

but hey! small world, huh!
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butthurt9
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Thank you, and I will let it flow through me.

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That sucks. I recently worked with a great real estate lady in Indianapolis. She was friendly and sweet- if you want her info, just let me know!

Selling a house bites. I am selling our home as well. Our neighbors made us an offer before even listing the house far below what it would sell for, but, it is worth it for me to get rid of the house without having to worry about repairs and dealing with realtors and showings. ack.
 Quoting: ladulce


Thank you for your response.

Another thing that pissed me off about our realtor, The buyers wanted certain things fixed. I told them I would write them a cheque for 2,000 dollars. He said that wouldn't work. I was like, the previous owners of my house wrote me a cheque for the same amount for the same problems. He said no because the FHA wouldn't approve it. I told him I had bought the home with a VA loan and everything was good to go.

He is a damn idiot.

I don't want to loose this sale, but this guy does not deserve $4,200 of realtor fees.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211



You might be the idiot. The bank is PICKY about the house condition before it is transferred to the new owner.
What if the new owner uses the $2,000 to go buy a new wardrobe. The bank wants the repairs done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


I'm not disagreeing with you. In the last 2 days I had all the plumbing and electric done that the inspector said needed fixed.

(What I wanted was for the house to sell faster, instead of waiting on all the repairs)

Thanks for the Idiot comment.

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The house will sell slower if you don't do the repairs.
You used the word idiot in this thread before I did.
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maybe my wife did? I don't know what nextdoor.com is.

I look it up.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211


did they also hit the streetlight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


I don't know, but tuesday/wednesday (5am) morning my nighboor across the street drove his brand new nissan for probably over a mile with the tire off. (you could see it throughout the neighboorhood out to the main street). It was his front left tire (which could not of hit my mailbox) but maybe a streetlight?

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211


oh, probably not then, this other person (a lady) said a girl hit the mailbox and post and the streetlight and IPL came out etc, she was asking for the HOA information to call it in or whatever and wanted to know about getting an estimate or something. lives in a fancy neighborhood off southport...

but hey! small world, huh!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


yes small world, close to emerson & thompson now.
going to build in johnson county off of 65.

getting away from a big lot (neighboor mechanics) who have 10 fcking cars parked in front of their house (and my house) and who someone who pulled a gun last winter. the cat lady next door, the guy across the street who drove their car for a mile without their tire (which sounded like a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant at 5am in the morning) had my tires slashed, wheel barrel and an expensive ladder stolen. house egged. and god knows what else.

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This post is so totes merc Rx hf
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If this deal falls through, how hard is it to sell by owner? I would save $8400 in realtor fees.

Just never done it before.
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About 15 years ago I tried to sell a house in Indy as a sell by owner. I didn't get any bites until I listed it with a realtor and then I got multiple showings. We then sold it through the realtor pretty smoothly.

That was my experience 15 years ago.
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Thank you for your response.

Another thing that pissed me off about our realtor, The buyers wanted certain things fixed. I told them I would write them a cheque for 2,000 dollars. He said that wouldn't work. I was like, the previous owners of my house wrote me a cheque for the same amount for the same problems. He said no because the FHA wouldn't approve it. I told him I had bought the home with a VA loan and everything was good to go.

He is a damn idiot.

I don't want to loose this sale, but this guy does not deserve $4,200 of realtor fees.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211



You might be the idiot. The bank is PICKY about the house condition before it is transferred to the new owner.
What if the new owner uses the $2,000 to go buy a new wardrobe. The bank wants the repairs done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


I'm not disagreeing with you. In the last 2 days I had all the plumbing and electric done that the inspector said needed fixed.

(What I wanted was for the house to sell faster, instead of waiting on all the repairs)

Thanks for the Idiot comment.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211



The house will sell slower if you don't do the repairs.
You used the word idiot in this thread before I did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


Nothing needed repair, the plumbing on the outside was corroded, nothing leaking. (which the plumber said it was ok, but I wanted to sell the house. yes, (brass, copper) will turn green/blue when heated/chilled causing moisture. Houses built in the 70 did not have outlets grounded. but wanted fixed by my realtor (this is a pretty know fact) with older houses.



The fact is he is new and thinks he knows everything. (which is not true)

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ok, I'm done for tonight. Going to watch me some law & order.

Thanks for the conservation everybody.

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ok, I'm done for tonight. Going to watch me some law & order.

Thanks for the conservation everybody.

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god damit...... conversation

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You might be the idiot. The bank is PICKY about the house condition before it is transferred to the new owner.
What if the new owner uses the $2,000 to go buy a new wardrobe. The bank wants the repairs done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


I'm not disagreeing with you. In the last 2 days I had all the plumbing and electric done that the inspector said needed fixed.

(What I wanted was for the house to sell faster, instead of waiting on all the repairs)

Thanks for the Idiot comment.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211



The house will sell slower if you don't do the repairs.
You used the word idiot in this thread before I did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11658457


Nothing needed repair, the plumbing on the outside was corroded, nothing leaking. (which the plumber said it was ok, but I wanted to sell the house. yes, (brass, copper) will turn green/blue when heated/chilled causing moisture. Houses built in the 70 did not have outlets grounded. but wanted fixed by my realtor (this is a pretty know fact) with older houses.



The fact is he is new and thinks he knows everything. (which is not true)

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OK - rewiring all the old knob and tube wiring in the house would be OVERDOING repairing the house unless there is some local code in your area that requires that before selling the house.

Are you locked in an exclusive contract with this realtor? You need a realtor that can NEGOTIATE.
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I put my wife through a 40 hour realtor class and she took the test. Couple grand investment and we saved thousands on top of it by not having to pay a commission when we purchased.

Real estate agents are basically crooks and we need laws that restrict them. It is that bad.

I encourage people to get their own license to help themselves and help friends, but most importantly to put real estate agents out of work and under a fucking bridge where they belong. If we can't put them in jail.

10% of a $350,000 dollar purchase is a lot of cash to do a couple hours of paperwork. It's a scam.

My wife now earns money on the side showing a house or two and doesn't charge shit compared to mainstream agents. And she does a better job.
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did they also hit the streetlight
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I don't know, but tuesday/wednesday (5am) morning my nighboor across the street drove his brand new nissan for probably over a mile with the tire off. (you could see it throughout the neighboorhood out to the main street). It was his front left tire (which could not of hit my mailbox) but maybe a streetlight?

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211


oh, probably not then, this other person (a lady) said a girl hit the mailbox and post and the streetlight and IPL came out etc, she was asking for the HOA information to call it in or whatever and wanted to know about getting an estimate or something. lives in a fancy neighborhood off southport...

but hey! small world, huh!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47226885


yes small world, close to emerson & thompson now.
going to build in johnson county off of 65.

getting away from a big lot (neighboor mechanics) who have 10 fcking cars parked in front of their house (and my house) and who someone who pulled a gun last winter. the cat lady next door, the guy across the street who drove their car for a mile without their tire (which sounded like a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant at 5am in the morning) had my tires slashed, wheel barrel and an expensive ladder stolen. house egged. and god knows what else.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70963211


there are a few of us over here on the south/southeast side! i know there is a lady that lives by the family video and a guy that lives by the county line walmart. haven't met them, but i've seen their posts on here and chatted. there are a lot of us! if the apocalypse comes we should start a gang!

anyway, have a great weekend, supposed to be nice out!
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ok, I'm done for tonight. Going to watch me some law & order.

Thanks for the conservation everybody.

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god damit...... conversation

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See? Totes merc Rx lol
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I was an agent many years and could write a book.
a few thoughts...

Any home warranty I ever used simply has a double sided pamphlet that must be signed by the SELLER (Owner Of The Home). It does have lots of fine print that tells you what it covers and what it does not. Yes some types of HVAC units are covered, some are not. It's all in the fine print in that pamphlet you signed OP.

Most have options as in a basic plan(A) perhaps an option (B) that may cover the HVAC and perhaps an option (C) that may cover appliances etc.. all more expensive than the next but gives the SELLER options.

It's just like a car warranty. Were you drunk when you signed it OP?

You Agent can't sign it for you and can't make the choice its YOU OP! If something was to ever be signed not by you just call the Real estate Commission...


As far as dogs and not allowing the house to be shown for a few weeks for whatever reason...

YES thats a bad idea and you agent needed to tell you that.
You hired him to do a job, can't do the job if the house is off limits.

Dogs... I love dogs, I have three but get them out of the house when it on the market. I would refuse to take a listing if someone even had even one inside big dog. New home buys don't like strange big dogs.

Nothing I hated more than listing a house with a drunk owner that won't or can't understand what he signs / reads ( Home Warranty as example).

Has big dogs in the house and ask for the house to not be shown for an extended amount of time...


If you can't deal with the agent, call his Broker / Manager but read what you sign....
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Real Estate agents are the biggest dickhead "I have nothing to offer the planet" occupation.



Its always washed up people who failed in other jobs.

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