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Home sweet home? Putin offering disillusioned Britons FREE LAND to resettle in Russia

 
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2.5 acres isn't big enough so you can piss in the back yard. You'd have to be stupid to go for that, of course since it's an offer open to the british they'll likely get a lot of takers.
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How would you make a living off of 2.5 acres?
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Muslims freeze solid at a temperature significantly higher than -47 degrees Celsius.

This might work.
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2.5 acres isn't big enough so you can piss in the back yard. You'd have to be stupid to go for that, of course since it's an offer open to the british they'll likely get a lot of takers.
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How would you make a living off of 2.5 acres?
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Opium grown in sub-surface greenhouses with geothermal heating.
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What about us poor souls in CANADA who get raped every month just to live. Whether it be by bankers and mortgages or by the government.
Maybe it would be better there?
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He's making fun of the Brits because he knows they don't have the balls. On the other hand, there are lots of Canadians in the north that could manage that challenge.
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Im British and I could handle it ... But I am actually moving too Canada lol ....
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The Russian have also opened up the placer gold potential by adapting free miner laws similar to North American laws. Any Russian citizen can stake a claim and run a small sluicing operation. Larger operations, of course need permits and downstream mitigation plans etc. The Sakha Republic's Kolyma deposits dwarfed those of the Klondike.
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2.5 acres isn't big enough so you can piss in the back yard. You'd have to be stupid to go for that, of course since it's an offer open to the british they'll likely get a lot of takers.
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How would you make a living off of 2.5 acres?
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Opium grown in sub-surface greenhouses with geothermal heating.
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I would want to be in Vladivostok so I can check out all the shipping scene. Lots of amazing ships there.

Maybe I could embark on a Cargo and travel at sea during the coldest months.

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Smart man!
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Isn't he? D'you know, if I didn't have any commitments I'd be off there! And I'm sure there are plenty of GLPers who want to live like pioneers. It's open to others not just Brits.
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Seriously, right? Can't move my 4 young kids out there though.
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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Lol @ anyone saying "I can handle it". All you've known your whole life are modern comforts and conveniences, yet you think you'd easily survive one of the coldest and remotest places on earth.
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I looked into it a while back. The biggest issue for me was that it's on a trial basis, so after building up the land for five years you can lose it. A cool idea, but with the amount of work needed to farm in freezing temps, it's a risky investment.
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05/07/2016 12:59 PM
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five years all in one go? what if you rotate out with family? would like to see how these russian homestead act property laws are negotiated..
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:9teen: I might have been interested when I was younger, it could probably work out if your used to cold climates.

I think it's probably on the up and up, because they have been doing this since the 1700's. At any rate buy the locals a few rounds and listen carefully to what they say before you commit yourself. Gold prospecting might be on the cards in some areas.
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is it the lack of luxuries that turns you away?

there is something to be said for remote power generation with disel generators and kerosene heaters.

besides, with the VAT and ruble being where it is, mink coats wouldn't be all too bad to stock up on, especially if one anticipates guests.

interested personally because of the region's part in haskap's genetic drift.
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Wonder what would happen if Putin offered a program for resettling Christians from the decadent West (US and EU) to Russian communities? Or if he expanded it to offer incentives for all people in the West of European heritage to resettle in Russia?
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If hildabeast wins US citizens will flood Russia and Sweden.
It's over for our country if she wins.
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I keep coming back to this thread.. I always thought about moving to Alaska, living secluded in the wild, back to basics, this could be similar. I'm pretty sure I can cope with that shit a lot better than I cope in 'society', just not sure if I have all the skills required meh
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Lol @ anyone saying "I can handle it". All you've known your whole life are modern comforts and conveniences, yet you think you'd easily survive one of the coldest and remotest places on earth.
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You don't know who could or could not handle it there... some of us here have some decent experience and training.
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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Wonder what would happen if Putin offered a program for resettling Christians from the decadent West (US and EU) to Russian communities? Or if he expanded it to offer incentives for all people in the West of European heritage to resettle in Russia?
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If hildabeast wins US citizens will flood Russia and Sweden.
It's over for our country if she wins.
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No they won't. And lol @ Sweden..."omg Hillary won! I'm going to move to a ultra-leftist country predicted to be a third world Muslim shithole within a couple of decades!"
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Muslims freeze solid at a temperature significantly higher than -47 degrees Celsius.

This might work.
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Lol @ anyone saying "I can handle it". All you've known your whole life are modern comforts and conveniences, yet you think you'd easily survive one of the coldest and remotest places on earth.
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I've got no hot water or central heating. I live a hard lifestyle and the weather here's constantly cold and wet. Snow would be a luxury!
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How warm would it be in the summer?

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Give me a runway and a bush plane and I would enjoy air shuttling people around the area.
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Wow he is in such a great position to be a gracious and decent world leader. People will come, they will build and create something from nothing. It may take a bit more pressure in Europe and the West, but he will eventually be seen as the Christian savior and peace maker.

I bet he is having a field day, all he has to do is what the West wont do, do the opposite and you are literally a king and protectorate of humanity.
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Sounds like an upgrade from Britain!


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It is Britain is fu*ked up
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Wonder what would happen if Putin offered a program for resettling Christians from the decadent West (US and EU) to Russian communities? Or if he expanded it to offer incentives for all people in the West of European heritage to resettle in Russia?
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First in line would be me.
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How warm would it be in the summer?
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25 degrees it says.

Celsius - about 85f I think
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How warm would it be in the summer?
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25 degrees it says.

Celsius - about 85f I think
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love me some Putin.
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How do I apply???? Talked to my son about this and he said he would stay in the uk, for 5 years, to make sure i had funds to get up and running.

Never mind lol..........I know how.
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are the marked locations too far south to view the aurora borealis?
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Re: Home sweet home? Putin offering disillusioned Britons FREE LAND to resettle in Russia
LAND in Russia’s eastern wilderness is being offered to disillusioned British people for free - as long as they can survive the frigid cold and barren Siberian landscape for five years.

The sprawling plots, which are 2.5 acres in size, are located in an enormous region stretching from the Arctic Circle to the Chinese border, where winter temperatures can drop to a chilling -47 degrees celsius. But its not all bad news for adventurous house-hunters. The far east of Russia is famed for its stunning natural beauty, with hundreds of miles of rolling hills, grass plains and soaring mountain ranges. Known as the land where ice meets fire, settlers can look forward to hiking the snow-covered slopes of active volcanos or relaxing in hot springs...


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Do you get the mineral rights as well or does the russian government get to control all that?
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In 20yrs Russia is going to be the place to be. US will be in the toilet. All sick and dying population from chemical and GMO food. Russia has banned GMO foods and are protecting their environment.

I wonder if the Syrian rape-u-gees will head over there? I bet Russia will be smart enough to kick their asses out if they try.





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