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30 Plus Ways To Change Your Life As You Know It!!!! Save TENS OF THOUSANDS! Better Health, Happier Life!

 
MR. FLOWBEE
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30 Plus Ways To Change Your Life As You Know It!!!! Save TENS OF THOUSANDS! Better Health, Happier Life!
So a little back story. I used to be the kinda guy that would go to supercuts to get my hair cut and be really ticked off when I got home at the quality of haircut I would receive. I am picky about my hair and also like to get cuts every 3 weeks. Well one day I see this commercial about the Flowbee, this cutting machine that works with your vacuum to suck in and cut your hair at different set lengths. I was 23 years old then, now I am 48. Well I got my flowbee and never looked back. These days I use that same machine to suck up and cut perfect the top and I use a barbers electric shaver to shave up the sides tight and create a nice part. I get compliments wherever I go about my hair and it is always looking great. I usually cut it nowadays every 2 to 3 weeks so it always has that designer cut look. Well I wrote this blog because I wanna encourage people to look at all the ways they can possibly save money to live a better life. My wife has me cut her hair and it looks better than the $100 cut n color she would get from the Salon and I get the best tips too ;)

Here are things You can cut back on and save incredible amounts of money:

1.Cut your own hair
2.Cut your wife and childrens hair
3.Stop going out to dinner and make your own meals better than eating out!
4.Get rid of your bank account and get a green dot card and learn to pay cash for things. You can have your paycheck direct deposited to a green dot card and you can set up bill pay that way. I went from paying 30 to 40 bucks a month in bank fees to 7 bucks a month which is even waived if you deposit 1k or more per month.
5.Call your phone company and tell them to cut your phone bill in half or you are going to the other company that is going to do the same thing.
6.Get only the basic cable/sat package for 19.95 + cable/Sat box or buy a cable box at the swapmeet and do not pay the extra 5 bucks for it to the cable/sat company, or better yet just download all your stuff with a good internet service that you sign up for long term with a low rate.
7.Pay of your car and keep it till you have enough money saved to pay cash for your next car. Buy cars that make sense gas mileage wise. Look for cars that are salvaged title that are less than half the cost of others! This is how I buy cars and trucks now! I even buy drive and resell them for more. Just be careful of stolen ones that use vin#'s from legit salvage cars to replace them... inspect them well and make sure the cars pink has that persons name on it and not another persons!!!!! I learned this the hard way so be careful! When you buy new cars pay no more than 1k over the invoice that you source out the amount on the internet! NEVER BUY ALARMS-EXTENDED WARRANTIES-GAP-INSURANCE-PAINT AND FABRIC PROTECTION!!!!!!! NEVER EVER EVER NEVER! ITS ALL A SCAM! Source the best interest rate if you cannot pay cash and then transfer the loan to lower rate companies later if you find them.
8.If you are a homeowner cut your own lawn or better yet landscape with a drought tolerant landscaping and $ave big money on your water bill.
9.Once you save enough money get a decent solar system like I did and convert your home from gas to electricity and pay nothing for electricity and gas.
10.Show around for the best lowest Car Insurance. You will need to make it your mission to call 10 to 15 of the best companies and get the best rate. Now I was in insurance and I can tell you that you do not want to go with a cheap ass company but want to get a company that is well known. Sometimes it pays to bundle and some times it does not! Go online and look for good A rated Home Insurance Companies and get tons of quotes. Also find companies like Geico and Wawanesa to save on your auto. Bundle is not always the way. Also make sure that you go with a 2500 deductible on your home. NEVER claim anything on your home unless it is substantial. Make it really pay for itself. Also if you have a big issue on your home you can generally hire anyone you want that is licensed and have them waive the deductible anyway. ALWAYS get a low comp deductible and go for a 500 to 1000 coll. deductible with a zero deductible waiver for uninsured motorists. NEVER pay for the extras like medical, rental and if your car is old just do a comp coverage. Always ask the agent what are all the different discounts they offer. ALL OF THEM. Make Him or Her go down the list and if they do not want to tell you than hang up and call another agent! Marriage, Multi Car, Multi Policy, Retired Military, Job Discount... FYI they give biggest discounts for General Managers, VP and Executives. Make sure they do not over charge you on MILES... Thats how they get you! The damn miles! Keep track of the miles that you tell them and remember that generally if you report more than 5k miles per year then you increase greatly in cost. Make sure you get the BS degree discount too! When you get ahead in life learn to pay your policies in full to avoid the monthly fees!!!!!
11. Have your wife learn to get coupons and cut coupons. Get the sunday paper delivered because it is worth it! Also your wife can email or call all the companies you like to use their products from and get free coupons. They also send you free product coupons too!!!! This is a big way we save bigggg money!
12. Figure out all the ways you are being nickle and dimed by monthly fees from ANYTHING you buy or use and figure out how to get out of using or doing that any longer.
13. STOP GOING OUT TO THE MOVIES! Torrent Baby! Nuff Said!
14. ASK FOR DISCOUNTS ANYWHERE YOU SHOP! Even dept stores can give you discounts just for asking. Whenever you goto home depot or Lowes or anywhere try to find the item you need that is slightly damaged box or item for a 10-30% discount!!!!!
15.Buy your clothes on EBAY and Goodwill. You can get new quality designer clothes at 20% the cost this way!
16.Learn to buy in bulk and store properly. You save Hundreds per year doing this on things like cheese, chicken, grains, etc. GET YOURSELF A FOODVAC!!!!! WE HAVE SAVED THOUSANDS over the years doing this. GET GREENBAGS so that your produce will last longer in your fridge so you do not toss out from spoilage!!!
17.If you are low income find out all the things that you can take advantage of locally like energy saving freebees from Edison where they replace water heaters, Appliances, Light bulbs, Air Conditioners. If you live in a dry arid environment get a Water "Swamp" Cooler and pay very little for excellent house cooling!
18. If you are an Edison utility user, and some others too, have them put you on the Air Conditioner Limit program. Summer ENERGY Plan. You get $200 credited to your yearly bill per each A/C. If you have a big house like mine you might have two!
19. If you are low income get yourself FREE SOLAR from a company called GRID Alternatives!
20. If you are low income get yourself a free phone from your state. Goto your .gov website for your state and look up all the things you are legally able to take advantage of.
21. This has been big for me... Always buy the best you can afford and then TAKE EXCELLENT CARE OF IT! I have a stereo that cost me a fortune in 1990 and I still have it today! It sounds as good as it did then and looks like new cause we take care of it. ALWAYS KEEP THE BOXES TO YOUR GOOD STUFF because you will move many times in your life and if you can pack them all away in boxes they will stay nice and if you dont then you will scratch dent and break them all up. This has saved me untold thousands!
22. Learn to barter for things on craigslist! I have bartered pool tables, video table games, workout equipment, on and on and on! Get everything you want at a fraction of the cost. Find out what the guy wants for the thing you want and then if you do not have what he wants, find someone who does, trade them and then get what you want from that very next trade!
23. Buy and sell on ebay! Buy Storage Units and resell on ebay and swap-meets. Become independent and say screw you to all the corporations that want to hold you hostage in their bubble.
24. Grow your own fruit trees, spices and some veggies. These are better for you, taste better and save you big money on your grocery bills.
25. An ounce of prevention is worth big money so learn to eat well, get rid of evil deodorants by using salt sticks that last a year at a time and stop odor, get rid of anything with fluoride, MEN use baby shampoo and NO conditioner for healthier hair and cheaper cost and quicker use, less chemicals also!
26. The 99 cent store is your friend for many things but beware of things that may actually be more there and or are bad quality. We save a lot on cleaners and many other things there.
27. Learn to shop for food sales. When you go shopping do not just shop at one supermarket but make note of all the sales that week in your mailers for the things you need and make 2 or three shopping trips. Bring a cooler with frozen inserts to keep the cold stuff cold while you shop at the other places. This will save you big money also.
28. If you are low income and or no income get in touch with your mortgage company and have them redo your home loan. When we were in a tight situation we literally cut our home mortgage in half! It works so do it if you can qualify!
29. Take local vacations where you can save money by being on call. Call the place that you like to go to and have them put you on a waiting list so that if they have an opening one day you can get the hotel or suite for a fraction of the normal cost by being on call and ready to go when they are!
30. Cut out alcohol totally or on special occasions! Fast 1 day a week and loose incredible weight for your health. NO SMOKING, VAPING, or drugs of any kind!

Folks, I drive a Porsche, I have a new Prius, I have solar on a huge house in a nice community and I have done this by doing all these things over a period of many years. Nobody has ever given me anything! You do not need hand outs to be smart with your future. I can live on only 1600 bucks a month these days and that includes food! I used to live paycheck to paycheck when i mad 6-8 times that per month! People think I make HUGE mONEY and I don't at all! I do not work for any company but have learned to buy and sell and do well. I Do not say all this to brag at all, but only to share information with some of you who will actually appreciate and do these things also to improve their quality of life. So do not be afraid to make radical changes in your life! Do not be afraid to take advantage of things that are there for you in your situation until you can create a better situation for yourself and your family.

Here is my final bit of advise, DO NOT LISTEN TO NEGATIVE PEOPLE! READ THE WORD AND LEARN ON YOUR OWN THE BIBLE AND STAY OUT OF THESE GARBAGE CHURCHES! PREP FOR THE FUTURE! SAVE SAVE SAVE AND KEEP THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! This is my recipe for a healthy, happy and long life with someone you love along with sharing all this with other people for them to do well in life on very little!

Peace and Love Ya'll!!!!!!!
Dace

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05/11/2016 01:21 AM
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31. Make your own toilet paper from discarded Kleenex found in wastebins!
32. Hold your breath for 20 seconds out of each and every minute during the day, you'll save the planet's oxygen plus the headrush is GREAT!
33. Recycle those stiff fapped in sweatsocks as christmas tree ornaments for the family, you can stuff them full of candy PLUS they crinkle, how fun!
34. Save those used plastic tampon sleeves for finger splints in case of emergency.
35. Shaving your pubes? Put them in a sack until you have enough to stuff a pillow!
Dace

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05/11/2016 01:35 AM
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36. Don't donate those extra cans of food, those lima beans and 3 year old cans of spinach can be pureed into a soothing facial.
37. Never pay top dollar for a ho...talk dat biatch down, don't be afraid to reach back like a pimp and slap-a-ho if it'll save you 5 bucks.
38. Put a fine mesh strainer on a bucket in the bathroom to spit your toothpase into after you brush...when it hardens back up, use it again!
39. Have skidmarks? don't trash those undies, trade them to your local hobo for some tin cans you can recycle!
Dace

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05/11/2016 01:41 AM
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Folks...I drive a used minivan...AND I have a bicycle. I have an above ground pool that I don't have to heat because I can pee in it. I used to live paycheck to paycheck before I discovered that BBQ squirrel and woodchuck is just as tasty as chicken.
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40. Save those used condoms for party balloons! don't worry you can clean them first because:
41. Pop all your pimples into a jar. When you have enough of the oily goo, just combine it with some ash from discarded cigarette butts and make your own soap!
42. Do you love salad? Fuck buying expensive lettuce..just eat some fucking leaves, MMMMMMMMMM good!
43. Spend a lot of money on heat during the winter? Just set your chair on fire! toasty warm!
44. Antenna broken? don't trash that electrical device, just wrap your dick in tinfoil and wire it up!
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45. Save on water! Filter your pee to bathe in!
46. Don't throw away that used coffee filter...use it twice for your bath pee! SAVE!
47. Shit-on-a-shingle! Use your poop as extra insulation from the sun!
48. Corn!...Comes out good as new, so why not?!





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