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Asshole Neighbors!!! AHHH! Are your neighbors like this where you live?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Maybe some day find some rough ass bikers to come over for beer and park their bikes in front of your place. Maybe your neighbors will leave you alone. I once stacked up a few guns against my car....was going to the range....and I'm sure my neighbors were impressed. :)
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One thing that could go against you is the much feared Homeowners Assn.
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lube thy neibeghbor as thouus lube they self out of b qkuestion now i supposed?
Never give a Saiyan an opening.
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12/14/2006 10:57 PM
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I have a neighbor that is an idiot too. :o(
Ever time I walk outside, I have to look at her like I'm going to go postal on her stupid ass, or she goes into dumbassed mode & can't get back out of it until I get rednecked on her stupid ass.
She's a real idiot though. She cursed my 10 year old daughter out a couple of years ago & I went after her stupid ass. It's best if she keeps her trailer trash hillbilly shit across the street because I won't play games with my kids & she knows it. Because of that, she hates me but she knows she better keep her distance because she knows she won't get a second chance. The dumb bitch! monster
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Ya & even a couple of years later, I'm still not fond of her either... in case you can't tell. *lol*
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AA,

When the 2nd floor neighbor isn't home you should saw a hole in your ceiling (their floor) then crawl up into their apartment. Place a large pile of dead leaves and a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on the pile of leaves and wait until the enemy walks into your brilliant trap. Once they fall into your apartment you should hypnotize them to love neighbors who play loud music (and to forget about the large hole in their floor).
"I'm digging to the bottom of the rabbit hole, Ray."
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12/14/2006 11:16 PM
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AA you seem like a reasonable person to me. you played loud, and in 2006 people are damn paranoid. cheap condo walls + not knowing neighbors + loud music.. = everyone has had enough of modern assholes. even if they don't know you, they'll make the assume based on their past. now you know it's a quiet place, you'll adapt. that's what condos are about anyway. they want loud bullshit they'll move to the motel 6. it's cheaper.
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aa lik dog pee om fauicet sayn is his...neifghbrs then pee on facet claim too...now have faucet that smell of p.
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aa lik dog pee om fauicet sayn is his...neifghbrs then pee on facet claim too...now have faucet that smell of p.
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genius of new world speak...
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I had a neighbor who flirted with my fourteen year old daughter. He was in his early twenties. I imformed him politely of her age the first time. the second time I picked up an ashtray off my balcony and threw it at him. damn near knocked him out. he left her alone and moved out about two months later. neighbors told me that he was saying i was a psycho.

one rep i was proud to be given. DONT mess with my babies.

I freaked out that he would call the cops on me for hitting him, but he had said some very graphic and gross things to my daughter just prior to me launching the ashtray.

bushpunch
 Quoting: pinkytoe



You go pinkytoe!
you sound like me!
My neghbors are ass wipes!!!they have messed with my daughter and my animals,I went postal on the grandmother that put her granddaughters on my daughter on and off the school bus,i told her infront off the cops i would drag her out of her house and feed her to my pups!!!if things didnt stop!!cops didnt say a word because that whole family is trash and the cops have delt with her sons many times.



The other neighbor on my left messed with my dogs that i keep in the feild so when i get in that tequilla mood i take my truck in the feild at 3 or 4 am early monday morning buzzing there fence line and spooking there horses.they have called the cops on me a lot but as long as i do not go through the fence onto other property they can do shit!!!! coffee4
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AA you seem like a reasonable person to me. you played loud, and in 2006 people are damn paranoid. cheap condo walls + not knowing neighbors + loud music.. = everyone has had enough of modern assholes. even if they don't know you, they'll make the assume based on their past. now you know it's a quiet place, you'll adapt. that's what condos are about anyway. they want loud bullshit they'll move to the motel 6. it's cheaper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 167360



I can understand people not wanting to hear loud music. My point is are people so fucking whiny and paranoid they can't just go ask a neighbor to turn it down? With out holding my door bell down, with out cussing at me, with out yelling, and with threatening to call the cops?

As I said in my op. Why not just a "Do you mind turning it down I can hear your music?"

Seems so fuckin simple.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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Never had that happen AA. But if it did, I would leave polka music playing all day long while I was out.
 Quoting: yankees

Had a downstairs neighbour once who tore down a platform I made to put food on for the birdies in winter.
Knew he liked classical music, so I put on Malcolm McLaren's Fans on repeat, real loud, and went out for the day.
He left next day.
chuckle
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AA is hot when he's angry.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious



Haha!
KD :farley:
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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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Haha!

 Quoting: AA



LMAO!

...Seriously though.

If'n I was you, the next time a neighbor came banging on my door to bitch and moan, I'd answer holdin' my mosin-nagant...

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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent



lmao. Thanks 2XSA. Just cause we met in person doesn't mean you have to tell em about me! :monster1:
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"are people so fucking whiny and paranoid they can't just go ask a neighbor to turn it down?"

absolutely yes. they're afraid of meeting someone from MTV, Cops, Forensic Files, Notorious Murderers, etc. they are scared of the pizza guy. sometimes with good reason. alls they see is killer thugs on TV and real life. it's 2006 winding down. you know this.
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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent



Yeah, I saw what you two were up to.

I was in the closet the whooole time.
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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge



lmao. Thanks 2XSA. Just cause we met in person doesn't mean you have to tell em about me! :monster1:
 Quoting: AA

and there's soooo much more I COULD say.... but I won't.
tongue
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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge



Yeah, I saw what you two were up to.

I was in the closet the whooole time.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

did you make a video?
1rof1
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don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion. tounge



lmao. Thanks 2XSA. Just cause we met in person doesn't mean you have to tell em about me! :monster1:

and there's soooo much more I COULD say.... but I won't.
tongue
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent



Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!
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Had 2 neighbors next door house and one time bottom floor of our apt.. both played music and when we politely knocked on their door to ask them keep it down because we had to sleep at 3 am weekday mornings, they keep it down for an hour. Then it would happen again and again and again.. It got to a point they would deny (dumb fucks) there was anything on.
Found out both were meth addicts and sometimes it would go on for days - 7 days straight...
Cops finally got involved.... One got arrested the other was kicked out....

Karmic Payback is a bitch....
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If you want to pay back any idiot neighbour?

Gets some crazy glue and glue there front door shut to the door frame..Also put some in there locks

If you really want a laugh?

Do the same to there car doors




You will have hours of enjoyment watching them oh and makes for a good google vid

peace
 Quoting: GhostHunter

then pour a flamible liquid under the car, and ignite it,
lots of giggles here!
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Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!
 Quoting: AA


that will cost you...
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Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!


that will cost you...
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent



I am broke. =(
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Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!


that will cost you...



I am broke. =(
 Quoting: AA

I'm sure we can work something out!
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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AA is hot when he's angry.



Haha!
KD :farley:
 Quoting: AA





Thats hot! eyebat
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Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!


that will cost you...



I am broke. =(

I'm sure we can work something out!
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent



Alriiight! roxbury
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I'll probably be in houston in a couple of weeks...
woohoo
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roxbury
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That's the coolest custom emotie EVER.

Where do you guys find shit like that?

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