Asshole Neighbors!!! AHHH! Are your neighbors like this where you live?

Maybe some day find some rough ass bikers to come over for beer and park their bikes in front of your place. Maybe your neighbors will leave you alone. I once stacked up a few guns against my car....was going to the range....and I'm sure my neighbors were impressed. :)

One thing that could go against you is the much feared Homeowners Assn.

lube thy neibeghbor as thouus lube they self out of b qkuestion now i supposed?

I have a neighbor that is an idiot too. :o(
Ever time I walk outside, I have to look at her like I'm going to go postal on her stupid ass, or she goes into dumbassed mode & can't get back out of it until I get rednecked on her stupid ass.
She's a real idiot though. She cursed my 10 year old daughter out a couple of years ago & I went after her stupid ass. It's best if she keeps her trailer trash hillbilly shit across the street because I won't play games with my kids & she knows it. Because of that, she hates me but she knows she better keep her distance because she knows she won't get a second chance. The dumb bitch!

Ya & even a couple of years later, I'm still not fond of her either... in case you can't tell. *lol*

AA,

When the 2nd floor neighbor isn't home you should saw a hole in your ceiling (their floor) then crawl up into their apartment. Place a large pile of dead leaves and a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on the pile of leaves and wait until the enemy walks into your brilliant trap. Once they fall into your apartment you should hypnotize them to love neighbors who play loud music (and to forget about the large hole in their floor).

AA you seem like a reasonable person to me. you played loud, and in 2006 people are damn paranoid. cheap condo walls + not knowing neighbors + loud music.. = everyone has had enough of modern assholes. even if they don't know you, they'll make the assume based on their past. now you know it's a quiet place, you'll adapt. that's what condos are about anyway. they want loud bullshit they'll move to the motel 6. it's cheaper.

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genius of new world speak...

You go pinkytoe!
you sound like me!
My neghbors are ass wipes!!!they have messed with my daughter and my animals,I went postal on the grandmother that put her granddaughters on my daughter on and off the school bus,i told her infront off the cops i would drag her out of her house and feed her to my pups!!!if things didnt stop!!cops didnt say a word because that whole family is trash and the cops have delt with her sons many times.



The other neighbor on my left messed with my dogs that i keep in the feild so when i get in that tequilla mood i take my truck in the feild at 3 or 4 am early monday morning buzzing there fence line and spooking there horses.they have called the cops on me a lot but as long as i do not go through the fence onto other property they can do shit!!!!

I can understand people not wanting to hear loud music. My point is are people so fucking whiny and paranoid they can't just go ask a neighbor to turn it down? With out holding my door bell down, with out cussing at me, with out yelling, and with threatening to call the cops?

As I said in my op. Why not just a "Do you mind turning it down I can hear your music?"

Seems so fuckin simple.

Had a downstairs neighbour once who tore down a platform I made to put food on for the birdies in winter.
Knew he liked classical music, so I put on Malcolm McLaren's Fans on repeat, real loud, and went out for the day.
He left next day.

Haha!
:farley:

don't be fooled by the nice meek appearance of AA with a cat av. He's actually a fierce and intimidating lion.

LMAO!

...Seriously though.

If'n I was you, the next time a neighbor came banging on my door to bitch and moan, I'd answer holdin' my mosin-nagant...

lmao. Thanks 2XSA. Just cause we met in person doesn't mean you have to tell em about me!

"are people so fucking whiny and paranoid they can't just go ask a neighbor to turn it down?"

absolutely yes. they're afraid of meeting someone from MTV, Cops, Forensic Files, Notorious Murderers, etc. they are scared of the pizza guy. sometimes with good reason. alls they see is killer thugs on TV and real life. it's 2006 winding down. you know this.

Yeah, I saw what you two were up to.

I was in the closet the whooole time.

and there's soooo much more I COULD say.... but I won't.

did you make a video?

Actually I am quite curious to hear what you have to say!

Had 2 neighbors next door house and one time bottom floor of our apt.. both played music and when we politely knocked on their door to ask them keep it down because we had to sleep at 3 am weekday mornings, they keep it down for an hour. Then it would happen again and again and again.. It got to a point they would deny (dumb fucks) there was anything on.
Found out both were meth addicts and sometimes it would go on for days - 7 days straight...
Cops finally got involved.... One got arrested the other was kicked out....

Karmic Payback is a bitch....

then pour a flamible liquid under the car, and ignite it,
lots of giggles here!

that will cost you...

I am broke. =(

I'm sure we can work something out!

Thats hot!

Alriiight!

I'll probably be in houston in a couple of weeks...

That's the coolest custom emotie EVER.

Where do you guys find shit like that?