I identify as a male German Shepard,

Can I pet you?

Do you need a good home?

Can you lick your balls?

I self identify as a beautiful Alaskan wolf. Never been to alaska. I feel you. We can dream, duggy, we can dream

After I've sniffed your asshole

No, but I'll let you if you like

That's how it's done.

I'm in transition from a 50 yo woman into a WWII vet.

Lol

Off to the vets with you matey.

Time to be spayed and neutered.....


But it's for your own good......

what kind of neighbor do you have?
a snake or a cat?
see, thats the problem having too many neighbors sneaking in uninvited.

Do you have a collar and a leash?

WHO'S A GOOD BOY?! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!

Yes, I've also reluctantly accepted "the mark of the beast" a chip, so it ain't no conspiracy, woof

I was until I stole my masters lacy panties and, well.....

That's the responsible thing.

I think I want to be a bunny. I need a cotton tail, though. Plus, I'm tired of working at Wal-Mart. I would like to stay at home under the couch all day eating honey treats.

Chasing the mailman is fun, humping the bosses wife is great, but my biggest fear is being shot by a policeman....

Hmmm, this might be a good angle.

Go to dog park, drop a deuce and scream "transpecie hate" when cops are called.

The sad thing is, this makes more sense than that trans bullshit.

Listen, you are being insensitive. There are people in this world who are so shallow and obsessed that their entire self-centered lives revolve around their sexuality and sexual feelings. Their very identity as a person is ground in their desire to fuck. They have nothing else to offer society. They are so mentally ill that they have stopped being humans at all and have become, instead, genitals. Large, full body genitals. It is their reason for living as they have no other reason besides their driving desire to have sex and to be sexual beings. According to them, they have been this way since childhood.

Isn't that funny? I remember being a child and not thinking about sex. I guess some people are obsessed from an early age.

can one identify themselves as king of the world and demand obama and his brood get out of the white house bathroom forever?