My wife wanted to let immigrants stay in our home

I had to relent due to the restratification of society and women being a super special protected species who are never wrong, i couldn't disagree else i would have ned up with no wife at all.

anyway, they seemed ok at first, a bit cheeky, but then they wanted keys, so she gave them keys, then they took over the main room and we can't go in there, we live in the kitchen now, well i do, they let her share the bedroom with them, which is nice i s'pose, my daughter is now muslim and she is demanding i leave the house entirely as she can't stand to step over my filthy racist privileged white body in the morning.

Immigration is a good thing, diveristy is strength, can't believe i didn't agree to it earlier, if only i had a job though, ah well, can't have it all!