I freely dedicate my soul to satan.

It has got to totally suck to be you.

Well isn't that special! lol You're an immortal being. For EVER! Christians haven't figured that out yet. Have fun playing in hell's volcanoe's. I hear it's great in August.

Valid point. When did God let you know that we shouldn't worry about each other?

Precision and timing vs power and speed

Op,

He says, that's nice of you to offer it, but he already owns it and when you die he'll have two minions shove pineapples up your a$$...for eternity.

He says to tell you that the minions will be the two callous beotches from the dmv...you remember them...if not, you will.

I don't witness shit You are just another retard on GLP.
Oooooooo you are so dark and scary!
Enjoy your great life decisions!