a few days ago I saw a ass so perfect

you are the epitome of beta cuck. shame on you.

WHy didnt u make a move

was turning right to go home with cars behind me at rush hour traffic

The title of this thread is an exact word for word quote I told my friends once when i saw an ass so perfect and blah blah blah goddamn if only I had the chance to get to talk to that girl she was beautiful but her ass I mean her ass was perfect, I hear the angels sing everytime I think about that ass, it will haunt me to the day I die that fucking day....

I'll even buy a fucking plane ticket back there and be homeless and starve to death if I can see that girl again, so young, so pure, that ass so fucking perfect, that's one of my regrets in life that I didn't get to talk to her that day she stepped off the bus

Yeah we see 10 of those a day....but can they make a bomb sandwich?

I feel for u but dont dwell on it shit happens just go with it

photos, man.

at least show us some ass photos that looked like it.

I really didn't dwell on it until you brought it up, but fuck it, if it's not meant to be it's not meant to be, but it seriously kills me inside knowing someone other than me is going to get that sooner or later, and that girl was a virgin too for sure she was like 15-18 and was eyeing me too, but fuck it I feel suicidal now that you reminded me of her

I would have sucked her farts like bong hits.

haha!

You're a girl who was in the car a few days prior when you spotted an especially perfect donkey. This sight pulled at your chest, consumed you with a need to panic (in a good way), and left you with a memory so vivid, you have enough monentum to last you a few extra days without food or sleep.

I saw a perfect ass once.

I didnt fuck around either.

I introduced myself.

We were married 2 years later.

That was 23 years ago.

She STILL has a perfect ass.

To you...

Pics or






Perfect? Doubt it

Wow how the fuck did you miss the free educational system?

Yes....it was PERFECT.

She had just turned 17.

She was a dancer...in top shape and full of life.

She had a figure 8 build.

Perfectly proportioned.

And her ass...the quintissential loveheart shape.

So smooth and smackable.

And she still has it.

So if you do ever see a perfect ass...dont let it sway past...halt it in its tracks.

And talk to its owner...cuz you never never know...if you never have a go.

Too busy getting nice ass in California and Hawaii....sorry navy brat

was talking to OP but thanks for your life story anyway random buttpirate

The free educational system didn't teach boys to become men:

IF
by Rudyard Kipling


IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Lift your sights above somebody's bottom.

So? It doesn't teach you how to make meth in your kitchen either, but you are supposed to come out of it with some sort of fucking literacy.

Even if it's your wife? ;)

i give no fucks about grammar or spelling as long as ppl got what i wrote.

I was also in a rush to go get breakfast and mcdonalds coffee

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something like these but even more perfect at least for my tastes

I also once fell in love with that eyeass <3 but when she turned her head it was a crocodile in no disguise.

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Thats just WRONG!

You should have leaped out of the car...

Run over to her...

Ripped her shorts down...

Examined them for shit-stains...

Later, you could tell the Cops you were protecting the world from an outbreak of deadly shit-stain disease.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!