What a shit show ordering a beer has become.

I avoid people !

The winetards have become the beertards

"This beer goes good with these wings because hammered"

It's funny you bring this up. Last month we were at a bar that had like 125 beers on tap. I looked at my wife and said what the hell is this?

When she (waitress) asked what I wanted, I said I'll take a beer. When she asked what kind, I said I don't really care. Just bring me any beer.

sometimes ppl bitch about the lamest shit.

who cares man..fuck

I remember back in the day when the only on tap beer choices you had were Bud, Bud Light, Miller, and Miller Light.

I agree. This micro brew crap is for the birds.

What's the percentage and how much is it? Only questions needed.

Throw a bottle of craft brew into a braise. It has a purpose.

I'm fine with a cold keiths, emphasis on cold part

I had a similar experience a couple months ago. Like you, my beer drinking in public days are long since over, but I'll get out on a very special occasion every now and then, and the last place I went had a food menu that was printed on half a page, and a five-pound book of beers. I'm a former bartender, and even I didn't recognize more than 10% of the beers on the list. Each one had a paragraph written about it, probably to head off the hipsters asking all those stupid questions to show off their beer knowledge.

I never could stand Michelob Ultra, or any of the American light beers, for that matter, but there's matters of taste, and then there's pure pretentious snobbery. I can't even imagine paying $14 for a freakin' beer. Back in college, that was a twelve pack of really good beer.

I've recently been converted to cheladas. Red Stripe and spicy Clamato!

^ This

Chelada's are good yum!

Don't forget to yell at the children to get off your lawn, old man. The fact is you're the fucking hillbilly wanker with your shit beer. Have fun drinking your piss water while I drink a delicious IPA.

Michelob is American fag beer.

I quit drinking

It will never be my concern again

LOOK A HIPSTER TARD

Michelob actually started the whole 'my beer is better than your beer' nonsense.

my dad always rejected drinking coors beer because they werent union.

he was an auto worker at ford motor company and union loyalty was very important to him.

Trend Geek.

Only drink beers made on Long Island and Germany.

No Flouride!

All of that shit Nascar beer has driven us to become beertards. They pass chemicals, water and corn syrup as beer now so demanding a better selection is a must.

Actually

With shit beer comes shitty health.

Enjoy!

THIS

good beer takes time to order and decide i dont see anything wrong with that unless your some hick.

i always was more of a milk drinking fellow

It is aggravating. You people who do this have no clue about how wussified you sound.

It's not just beer but just about anything these days...I've been behind countless people at fast food restaurants who can't order anything without interrogating the cashier "is this made fresh? (LOL) "what kind of milk is used in the milkshakes is it skim milk?" "what time were these fries made?" "can I get a gluten free bun with my double bacon cheeseburger" and on and on...FFS. I always get behind these types.

Do we have mega-corporate beer shills on here now? Jeeze, people supporting local small business brewers and enjoying non-mass produced swill is that unsettling to you?