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Show Me The Writings Of One Eyewitness To Any Of Jesus Miracles.

 
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We know that the upper classes were literate at that time.

We have many writings by Romans at that time, so we know they could write.

Show me the writings of ONE eyewitness to the miracles that Jesus did in front of large groups of people.

I'll make it even easier for you.

Show me the writings of anyone who wrote about someone who

saw the miracles Jesus did in front of large groups of people;

for example turning water into wine, walking on water or

increasing fish and bread to feed large groups.
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King of Armenia letter to Jesus pbuh

"Abgar Ouchama to Jesus, the Good Physician Who has appeared in the country of Jerusalem, greeting:
"I have heard of Thee, and of Thy healing; that Thou dost not use medicines or roots, but by Thy word openest (the eyes) of the blind, makest the lame to walk, cleansest the lepers, makest the deaf to hear; how by Thy word (also) Thou healest (sick) spirits and those who are tormented with lunatic demons, and how, again, Thou raisest the dead to life. And, learning the wonders that Thou doest, it was borne in upon me that (of two things, one): either Thou hast come down from heaven, or else Thou art the Son of God, who bringest all these things to pass. Wherefore I write to Thee, and pray that thou wilt come to me, who adore Thee, and heal all the ill that I suffer, according to the faith I have in Thee. I also learn that the Jews murmur against Thee, and persecute Thee, that they seek to crucify Thee, and to destroy Thee. I possess but one small city, but it is beautiful, and large enough for us two to live in peace."
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We know that the upper classes were literate at that time.

We have many writings by Romans at that time, so we know they could write.

Show me the writings of ONE eyewitness to the miracles that Jesus did in front of large groups of people.

I'll make it even easier for you.

Show me the writings of anyone who wrote about someone who

saw the miracles Jesus did in front of large groups of people;

for example turning water into wine, walking on water or

increasing fish and bread to feed large groups.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68926590


You will be given no such!

They said, "Show us the Father..."

They said, "Show us a sign..."

You shall be given NO sign, you shall be give no "proof".

The devils said, "have you come here to torment us before the time?"

You all seek a sign and NO sign shall be given you that you all may be condemned who have not believed. It is no miracle, it is no wonder, for this is his, all of it, you, me, he, she, all.

Does the fowler set a snare in the sight off any bird?

Does the hunter stand in the open to take his prey?

No, but it shall come upon you as a snare, IN AN INSTANT!
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You're asking the wrong "folks". You need to ask YHWH about that "proof". Humans can't really do that
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King of Armenia letter to Jesus pbuh

"Abgar Ouchama to Jesus, the Good Physician Who has appeared in the country of Jerusalem, greeting:
"I have heard of Thee, and of Thy healing; that Thou dost not use medicines or roots, but by Thy word openest (the eyes) of the blind, makest the lame to walk, cleansest the lepers, makest the deaf to hear; how by Thy word (also) Thou healest (sick) spirits and those who are tormented with lunatic demons, and how, again, Thou raisest the dead to life. And, learning the wonders that Thou doest, it was borne in upon me that (of two things, one): either Thou hast come down from heaven, or else Thou art the Son of God, who bringest all these things to pass. Wherefore I write to Thee, and pray that thou wilt come to me, who adore Thee, and heal all the ill that I suffer, according to the faith I have in Thee. I also learn that the Jews murmur against Thee, and persecute Thee, that they seek to crucify Thee, and to destroy Thee. I possess but one small city, but it is beautiful, and large enough for us two to live in peace."
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Why no link for verification?
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You're asking the wrong "folks". You need to ask YHWH about that "proof". Humans can't really do that
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You sound stupid.
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Me. I had a vision of him, while sobering and wide awake, around thirteen years ago.
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What is the basis of your objection to Jesus Christ?
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King of Armenia letter to Jesus pbuh

"Abgar Ouchama to Jesus, the Good Physician Who has appeared in the country of Jerusalem, greeting:
"I have heard of Thee, and of Thy healing; that Thou dost not use medicines or roots, but by Thy word openest (the eyes) of the blind, makest the lame to walk, cleansest the lepers, makest the deaf to hear; how by Thy word (also) Thou healest (sick) spirits and those who are tormented with lunatic demons, and how, again, Thou raisest the dead to life. And, learning the wonders that Thou doest, it was borne in upon me that (of two things, one): either Thou hast come down from heaven, or else Thou art the Son of God, who bringest all these things to pass. Wherefore I write to Thee, and pray that thou wilt come to me, who adore Thee, and heal all the ill that I suffer, according to the faith I have in Thee. I also learn that the Jews murmur against Thee, and persecute Thee, that they seek to crucify Thee, and to destroy Thee. I possess but one small city, but it is beautiful, and large enough for us two to live in peace."
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Why no link for verification?
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Get off your azz and look for yourself iamwith

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King of Armenia letter to Jesus pbuh

"Abgar Ouchama to Jesus, the Good Physician Who has appeared in the country of Jerusalem, greeting:
"I have heard of Thee, and of Thy healing; that Thou dost not use medicines or roots, but by Thy word openest (the eyes) of the blind, makest the lame to walk, cleansest the lepers, makest the deaf to hear; how by Thy word (also) Thou healest (sick) spirits and those who are tormented with lunatic demons, and how, again, Thou raisest the dead to life. And, learning the wonders that Thou doest, it was borne in upon me that (of two things, one): either Thou hast come down from heaven, or else Thou art the Son of God, who bringest all these things to pass. Wherefore I write to Thee, and pray that thou wilt come to me, who adore Thee, and heal all the ill that I suffer, according to the faith I have in Thee. I also learn that the Jews murmur against Thee, and persecute Thee, that they seek to crucify Thee, and to destroy Thee. I possess but one small city, but it is beautiful, and large enough for us two to live in peace."
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Why no link for verification?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68926590


Get off your azz and look for yourself iamwith

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

jesus2-2
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[link to en.wikisource.org (secure)]
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Who cares what anyone says about him.

He said to love one another.

Thats all that matters.
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You should ask for video tape of Napoleon while you're at it.
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You're asking the wrong "folks". You need to ask YHWH about that "proof". Humans can't really do that
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You sound stupid.
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You're going to be very depressed to find out what you sound like.
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The beloved disciple (self identifies himself as the author)narrates the account of Jesus ascending into the cloud. Earlier in the same book, instructs the disciples in the boat where to cast the net and it miraculously fills with fish. This chapter is referred to as the Gospel of John. The author writes of direct observations of miracles he witnessed with his own eyes. Satisfied? I suspect not.
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You guys are pathetic.

You "Believe" that is all.
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why dont you forget about Jesus, let us who believe alone
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24This is the disciple which testifieth of these things, and wrote these things: and we know that his testimony is true.

25And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen. The Gospel of John 21:24-25
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You should ask for video tape of Napoleon while you're at it.
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Napoleons deeds were documented by multiple sources and eyewitnesses.
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24This is the disciple which testifieth of these things, and wrote these things: and we know that his testimony is true.

25And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen. The Gospel of John 21:24-25
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The Bible is not a historical document. Show a source besides the Bible. That is the whole point. tard
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why dont you forget about Jesus, let us who believe alone
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Your belief is not a problem. The problem is when you try to present your belief as fact.
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The Bible is the most authenticated historical collection of documents, which any scholar can demonstrate by thousands of papyrus.

Your atheist bias is showing, is unscientifc, and anti-intellectual.

By comparison, there are a handful of sources of ancient writings that are accepted unquestionably.

Balderdash!
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We know that the upper classes were literate at that time.

We have many writings by Romans at that time, so we know they could write.

Show me the writings of ONE eyewitness to the miracles that Jesus did in front of large groups of people.

I'll make it even easier for you.

Show me the writings of anyone who wrote about someone who

saw the miracles Jesus did in front of large groups of people;

for example turning water into wine, walking on water or

increasing fish and bread to feed large groups.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68926590


"The demons believe and tremble" James 2:19

My advice is: "ask your demons".

I'll state this: you misunderstand what Jesus is as it relates to the Holy Spirit. If you have the Holy Spirit...John 14:12

The crucifixion is inside of those with the Holy Spirit (1 Peter 4:12). Jesus showed you the way. Isaiah showed Jesus the way. Jesus was the personification of the Holy Spirit but still in a flesh vessel so even HE had to go to the wilderness with the Holy Spirit; we all go to the wilderness with the Holy Spirit but we are not HE. Regardless of what you believe you need to address everything to GOD (the Father). Luke 18:19
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Dear poor Frog who's country is being given away to Islam,

The Gospels themselves are eyewitness accounts. If your still stuck on that higher critic crap about how they are old and not eye witness accounts you need to look into the mummy mask papyri. Basically these evangelicals are busting up these fist century papermache funeral masks and getting 100s of old manuscripts. They have first century copies of Mark, Luke and Corinthians that we know about. Its pissing off the establishment "academics" in a big way. These are the people that sat on the dead sea scrolls for 50 years. The evangelicals are supposed to come out with a lot more info in 2017.

Please check it out after you stop those Mohammedans from raping your mom, wife and daughters.

How do you get off mocking God when your country is about to be colonized and you and your culture are about to be eradicated?

And now some scripture for you Frog:

Lam 5

O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach.


Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens.


We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers are as widows.



We have drunken our water for money; our wood is sold unto us.


Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.


We have given the hand to the Egyptians, and to the Assyrians, to be satisfied with bread.


Our fathers have sinned, and are not; and we have borne their iniquities.



Servants have ruled over us: there is none that doth deliver us out of their hand.
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You're asking the wrong "folks". You need to ask YHWH about that "proof". Humans can't really do that
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You sound stupid.
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You sound brainwashed. 10 men died through torture who were witnesses. Humans can lie and conspire, however, I challenge you to come up with a single instance of men suffering painful death for a known lie--it simply is not a possibility.

Some may say that people believed something unto death because they only "thought" they saw something. However, I say bunk. Mass hallucinations? Different times and places? Before and after a crucifixion?

Ii am far from being a religitard. However, dismissing Jesus as total fable is really just plain ignorant. You have been brainwashed. Your ancestors would be ashamed of your stupidity, weakness and cowardice.
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Josephus flavius

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Both of the above, plus me… I have seen Jesus raise a dead man… He is Alive.
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See you're trying to set up a good bout of Christian bashing on this thread I see. The person who commented last before myself has just embarrassed you by spotlighting your own predjudices that you are clearly attempting in using to enjoy a bit of Christian put down and calling us stupid for replying to your thread with our belief in tow. (Unfortunately, your Chrisitan bashing attempt is not new and ironically, it renforces my belief in Jesus all the more as he said this would happen as we get closer)

And yes Jesus said no sign will be given so I'm certainly not going to run through the Internet to answer your request (despite being able to) just to be insulted for taking the time in doing so.

But honestly man, grow up and stop trying to get kicks out Christian bashing as I'm embarrassed for you.
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Peace OP, you don't need writings to believe in Jesus' miracles. Today there is a person who is in Iraq, who is Messenger from Jesus to all Christians. And he pbuh can make miracles like Jesus did with the powers given by God, and this is a proof of his truthfulness together with proof of the miracles of Jesus.

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You missed the point, Junior.



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You should ask for video tape of Napoleon while you're at it.
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Napoleons deeds were documented by multiple sources and eyewitnesses.
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So were Jesus'.
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