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Tourist eaten by crocodile while swimming at night, politician says its stupidity that killed her

 
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Area must be either safe for humans or forbidden to walk for non authorized personnel. If he is in charge then he should have made sure that one of the two happens. He did't -- therefore he is responsible. His statement sounds just like an excuse for when your robbed, well don't go outside then.
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its a national park in Australia. so its actually ILLEGAL to kill crocodiles there.

it's impossible to make Australia "safe for humans" and it's impossible to forbid people from going outside "safe" zones (if there actually are any!)

people from other countries just need to rapidly learn that what works out okay at home can easily get you killed in Australia! like these Germans found out!


"Four German tourists have been rescued after their car was stuck in a crocodile-infested river in Kakadu National Park.

Police say the group ignored warning signs and tried to cross Magela Creek on the Oenpelli Road just after 11:00am (ACST) on Monday.

The crossing is about 100 metres wide and was one metre under water at the time.

Superintendent Debbie Smith says the group tried to drive through the crossing at 80 kilometres per hour and the engine stopped about halfway across."

[link to www.abc.net.au]

No you CAN'T just drive down the highway at 80km/hr regardless of conditions! if the sign says the road is flooded and you can't cross, THEN YOU HAVE TO STOP!!!

But they got lucky, cops rescued them from CROCODILES after only 30 minutes!

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Our crocs LOVE tourists.

Especially merkan ones.

They love to chew all that extra fat.
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yes, well it probably beats that leathery feel of Aussie skin :)
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:citz_garygoat:
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Love Gary the goat, funny fucker :)
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Our crocs LOVE tourists.

Especially merkan ones.

They love to chew all that extra fat.
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rofl
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The signs are there and she still goes in to the water? Thats not stupidity, thats retardation! Are we supposed to be sorry for her? We should feel sorry for the people sent out to look for whats left of the retard. Geezas, I swear, some people have NO common sense whatsoever! And then the PC brigade come out to try and make us feel sorry for her. Nope, say it like it is!
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If this was the US, the retards family would sue and win.
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In America the sharks would have their own lawyers , pro bono
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The signs are there and she still goes in to the water? Thats not stupidity, thats retardation! Are we supposed to be sorry for her? We should feel sorry for the people sent out to look for whats left of the retard. Geezas, I swear, some people have NO common sense whatsoever! And then the PC brigade come out to try and make us feel sorry for her. Nope, say it like it is!
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If this was the US, the retards family would sue and win.
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...and some retards dressed in costumes would end up shooting an innocent animal. retard begets retard.
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Did they ask the croc, do you want fries with that?
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To sit back hoping that someday, someway someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will.

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Federal MP Warren Entsch has warned against any crocodile backlash in his electorate, saying what appears to be a fatal attack on a tourist at a Queensland beach was "avoidable" and the result of "human stupidity".

"You can't legislate against human stupidity," he said on Monday.

"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. There are warning signs everywhere up there."

Police are still searching for the 46-year-old, who was attacked about 10.30pm as she and a friend swam in waist-deep water at Thornton Beach, north of the Daintree River.

Her friend, 47, survived but has been left in deep shock after trying in vain to pull the victim from the croc's jaws.

[link to www.smh.com.au]
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not one sign in español?
what`s wrong with you
almost the entire american continent
and spain speaks spanish

lolsign
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not one sign in español?
what`s wrong with you
almost the entire american continent
and spain speaks spanish

lolsign
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HEY! Crocs have to eat too!
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Federal MP Warren Entsch has warned against any crocodile backlash in his electorate, saying what appears to be a fatal attack on a tourist at a Queensland beach was "avoidable" and the result of "human stupidity".

"You can't legislate against human stupidity," he said on Monday.

"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. There are warning signs everywhere up there."

Police are still searching for the 46-year-old, who was attacked about 10.30pm as she and a friend swam in waist-deep water at Thornton Beach, north of the Daintree River.

Her friend, 47, survived but has been left in deep shock after trying in vain to pull the victim from the croc's jaws.

[link to www.smh.com.au]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70823438


not one sign in español?
what`s wrong with you
almost the entire american continent
and spain speaks spanish

lolsign
 Quoting: Strongman Shelford


I've never seen a Mexican here and Spanish tourists can usually speak English, the signs also have pictures for the reading impaired.
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at least we can be thankful that the dropbears didn't get them!
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Danger to humans and first aid

Bush walkers have been known to be 'dropped on' by drop bears, resulting in injury including mainly lacerations and occasionally bites. Most attacks are considered accidental and there are no reports of incidents being fatal.

There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears.

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WHAT Nationality were these 2 dingbats? Please NOT AMERICAN, we've taken too many 'stupid' hits as it is.
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Back in the late 1990s, I had a fight with my hubby while we were visiting Cairns (south of where this crocodile attack took place). I took a taxi to the airport to wait for a flight out the next morning. Several hours later, at around 3:30 a.m., I had sober second thoughts and decided to go back to hubby to try to patch things up. However, as there were no taxis at the very small regional airport, I decided to walk the one kilometer through back to town.

Once past the airport lights, the road through the mangrove swamp was pitch black. All I could see were faint lights from fireflies. As I stumbled along in the dark with my suitcase, a taxi pulled up behind me from the direction of the airport. I thought that was odd, because I hadn't seen any taxis parked in the small lot in front of the airport, and yet here was a taxi. He stopped the car, pushed open the passenger door, and barked at me: "Get in." Something in the tone of his voice made me obey him even though I thought he was being downright rude.

"Shut the door", he said.

I shut the car door.

Then he turned off the car's headlights and we sat in darkness. I started to panic, thinking that he was a rapist who was going to attack me.

"You see all those lights?" he said.

I said: "Yeah, the fireflies."

He turned around, stared me in the face, and said: "They're not fireflies." And then he turned the headlights back on and shone them onto the road ahead of us.

What I saw made me catch my breath: What I'd thought were fireflies were actually the gleaming eyes of dozens of crocodiles spread out along the side of the road.

I was in shock.

The taxi driver stepped on the gas and we sped through the midst of the crocs and back to the lights of the town. He dropped me off at my hotel and refused payment.

To this day, I'm still not sure if he really was a taxi driver. All I know is that if he hadn't shown up exactly when he did, I wouldn't be here to write this comment.
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Crocodiles should become extinct . What good are they. They should be gone, like dinosaurs.
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Law cannot prevent behavior...it can make it happen slower but dumb always ends up being dumb. Take the recent gorilla killing in the us because some dumb human managed to get in the gorilla pit. Lo and behold, the gorilla acted like a gorilla and did gorilla stuff. So what did human do? Kill the gorilla that they had caged up like a prisoner. We are a sick species that is just waiting for a magic microbe to re-balance the planet.
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Back in the late 1990s, I had a fight with my hubby while we were visiting Cairns (south of where this crocodile attack took place). I took a taxi to the airport to wait for a flight out the next morning. Several hours later, at around 3:30 a.m., I had sober second thoughts and decided to go back to hubby to try to patch things up. However, as there were no taxis at the very small regional airport, I decided to walk the one kilometer through back to town.

Once past the airport lights, the road through the mangrove swamp was pitch black. All I could see were faint lights from fireflies. As I stumbled along in the dark with my suitcase, a taxi pulled up behind me from the direction of the airport. I thought that was odd, because I hadn't seen any taxis parked in the small lot in front of the airport, and yet here was a taxi. He stopped the car, pushed open the passenger door, and barked at me: "Get in." Something in the tone of his voice made me obey him even though I thought he was being downright rude.

"Shut the door", he said.

I shut the car door.

Then he turned off the car's headlights and we sat in darkness. I started to panic, thinking that he was a rapist who was going to attack me.

"You see all those lights?" he said.

I said: "Yeah, the fireflies."

He turned around, stared me in the face, and said: "They're not fireflies." And then he turned the headlights back on and shone them onto the road ahead of us.

What I saw made me catch my breath: What I'd thought were fireflies were actually the gleaming eyes of dozens of crocodiles spread out along the side of the road.

I was in shock.

The taxi driver stepped on the gas and we sped through the midst of the crocs and back to the lights of the town. He dropped me off at my hotel and refused payment.

To this day, I'm still not sure if he really was a taxi driver. All I know is that if he hadn't shown up exactly when he did, I wouldn't be here to write this comment.
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That was a guardian angel, no doubt about it.
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Crocodiles should become extinct . What good are they. They should be gone, like dinosaurs.
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And humans contribute what, exactly? What good are we?

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The signs are there and she still goes in to the water? Thats not stupidity, thats retardation! Are we supposed to be sorry for her? We should feel sorry for the people sent out to look for whats left of the retard. Geezas, I swear, some people have NO common sense whatsoever! And then the PC brigade come out to try and make us feel sorry for her. Nope, say it like it is!
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No one needs to risk their lives for her. She is gone. They should add to the sign a statement that "Rescue Services Not Offered Beyond This Point". So family members can't cry about wanting what's left. They can go look for themselves, but no rescue workers should have to do it.
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What's left of the poor girl is fermenting under a log right now.
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Crocodiles should become extinct . What good are they. They should be gone, like dinosaurs.
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Speak for yourself.
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at least we can be thankful that the dropbears didn't get them!
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Re: Tourist eaten by crocodile while swimming at night, politician says its stupidity that killed her
Back in the late 1990s, I had a fight with my hubby while we were visiting Cairns (south of where this crocodile attack took place). I took a taxi to the airport to wait for a flight out the next morning. Several hours later, at around 3:30 a.m., I had sober second thoughts and decided to go back to hubby to try to patch things up. However, as there were no taxis at the very small regional airport, I decided to walk the one kilometer through back to town.

Once past the airport lights, the road through the mangrove swamp was pitch black. All I could see were faint lights from fireflies. As I stumbled along in the dark with my suitcase, a taxi pulled up behind me from the direction of the airport. I thought that was odd, because I hadn't seen any taxis parked in the small lot in front of the airport, and yet here was a taxi. He stopped the car, pushed open the passenger door, and barked at me: "Get in." Something in the tone of his voice made me obey him even though I thought he was being downright rude.

"Shut the door", he said.

I shut the car door.

Then he turned off the car's headlights and we sat in darkness. I started to panic, thinking that he was a rapist who was going to attack me.

"You see all those lights?" he said.

I said: "Yeah, the fireflies."

He turned around, stared me in the face, and said: "They're not fireflies." And then he turned the headlights back on and shone them onto the road ahead of us.

What I saw made me catch my breath: What I'd thought were fireflies were actually the gleaming eyes of dozens of crocodiles spread out along the side of the road.

I was in shock.

The taxi driver stepped on the gas and we sped through the midst of the crocs and back to the lights of the town. He dropped me off at my hotel and refused payment.

To this day, I'm still not sure if he really was a taxi driver. All I know is that if he hadn't shown up exactly when he did, I wouldn't be here to write this comment.
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That was a guardian angel, no doubt about it.
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I think you're right.
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Back in the late 1990s, I had a fight with my hubby while we were visiting Cairns (south of where this crocodile attack took place). I took a taxi to the airport to wait for a flight out the next morning. Several hours later, at around 3:30 a.m., I had sober second thoughts and decided to go back to hubby to try to patch things up. However, as there were no taxis at the very small regional airport, I decided to walk the one kilometer through back to town.

Once past the airport lights, the road through the mangrove swamp was pitch black. All I could see were faint lights from fireflies. As I stumbled along in the dark with my suitcase, a taxi pulled up behind me from the direction of the airport. I thought that was odd, because I hadn't seen any taxis parked in the small lot in front of the airport, and yet here was a taxi. He stopped the car, pushed open the passenger door, and barked at me: "Get in." Something in the tone of his voice made me obey him even though I thought he was being downright rude.

"Shut the door", he said.

I shut the car door.

Then he turned off the car's headlights and we sat in darkness. I started to panic, thinking that he was a rapist who was going to attack me.

"You see all those lights?" he said.

I said: "Yeah, the fireflies."

He turned around, stared me in the face, and said: "They're not fireflies." And then he turned the headlights back on and shone them onto the road ahead of us.

What I saw made me catch my breath: What I'd thought were fireflies were actually the gleaming eyes of dozens of crocodiles spread out along the side of the road.

I was in shock.

The taxi driver stepped on the gas and we sped through the midst of the crocs and back to the lights of the town. He dropped me off at my hotel and refused payment.

To this day, I'm still not sure if he really was a taxi driver. All I know is that if he hadn't shown up exactly when he did, I wouldn't be here to write this comment.
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Great story. Gave me chills.

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The politician will be in more trouble than the Croc, for telling the truth.
Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

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Women who get taken by crocs are usually on the rag, it's like throwing a chum bucket in water to them.
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Law cannot prevent behavior...it can make it happen slower but dumb always ends up being dumb. Take the recent gorilla killing in the us because some dumb human managed to get in the gorilla pit. Lo and behold, the gorilla acted like a gorilla and did gorilla stuff. So what did human do? Kill the gorilla that they had caged up like a prisoner. We are a sick species that is just waiting for a magic microbe to re-balance the planet.
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So, the gorilla's life was more important than the little boy's life?
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Our crocs LOVE tourists.

Especially merkan ones.

They love to chew all that extra fat.
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Helps clense the palate of the "native shitty taste"?
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Or her friend fed her to it. You'll get eaten in minutes in those waters at that time. She was taken feet away from a huge sign saying 'man eating crocodile frequent this area , do not enter water.





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