uncle intel: terrorist attack is active on LA

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Hold on a minute. This is in California and so lets not jump the gun.

First let us check to see if going in and helping will cause any environmental damage.

Then we have to check to see what fees and taxes we will need to pay.

Then we need to check and see if the "alleged" shooters are illegal Mexicans so we can call in councilors to instruct us in how we should act in order to not "offend" them.

Then we will need to check and make sure we are not going into gun free zones. If it is not a gun free zone then we need to check to see what kind of weapons permits we might need.

Then we will need to make sure our rescue team is racially and culturally diverse according to Federal and State laws.

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Don't forget to check for condors, or other endangered species.