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Do You Fart In Front of Your Significant Other?

 
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Do You Fart In Front of Your Significant Other?
I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
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your life seem to be full of fantasy
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Yes and i just did.
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Girls don't fart !
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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Girls don't fart !
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You're right. We pass rainbow dust ;P
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I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
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You two are disgusting
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What I do is fart when we get in bed and pull the blankets over her head lol
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I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
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You two are disgusting
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Absolutely. Guess thats why we belong together.toungehf
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ohyeahdasbierbutt
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What I do is fart when we get in bed and pull the blankets over her head lol
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Lmao dude thats even worse. Dutch oven hahaha
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Let one rip into a cookie jar and quickly replace the lid. Offer him a cookie while the stench is still fresh, when he opens the jar he will be very emotional due to the effort you have put into it.
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Thanks for thE laugh lol
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I dump a bitch that farts near me or uses my toilet to take a shit.
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Pull my finger!
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Post some pics
U sound hot
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Let one rip into a cookie jar and quickly replace the lid. Offer him a cookie while the stench is still fresh, when he opens the jar he will be very emotional due to the effort you have put into it.
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I would do that to my younger sister when we were young. Lmao she would freak out. Gross.
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Thanks for thE laugh lol
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Glad someone appreciated it lol. You're welcome!
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What I do is fart when we get in bed and pull the blankets over her head lol
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dutch oven! Pull the blanket over her head and let it rip.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Ouch lol
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Who else am I going to fart in front of?
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Yeah, once or twice might be funny. But this gets old pretty quickly.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Yeah, once or twice might be funny. But this gets old pretty quickly.
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I see divorce in the cards.
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Re: Do You Fart In Front of Your Significant Other?
I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
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Brazilians do that to eachother a lot!
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Little trick fart in a cup then put the cup in her face
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I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
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Do you ever follow through?
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I do not have a significant other at this time but I fart when It moves me and don't give a damn what anyone else thinks...my dog farts on occasion and i support her as it is heathy to let it out.

HOLDING IN FLATULENCE CAN MAKE YOU SICK

[link to www.naturalhealth365.com]

To fart or not to fart. That is the question, which has recently risen to national prominence by a recent reprimand of a federal worker for excessive office flatulence.

Like nonsmokers who resent breathing secondhand smoke, smelling other peoples’ gas is a noxious intrusion of natural odors that offend our perfumed, sanitized senses.

Holding it in, however, while polite and good politics, is bad for your health. That’s because the pressure of a flatus must go somewhere. If not expelled, the gas can blow up the intestinal wall, creating pockets called diverticula. When these pockets get infected, a painful and life-threatening condition called diverticulitis can result.

Because of fart phobia, diverticular disease is a major problem in our society. It is estimated that 30 million Americans suffer each year from this condition, including 40 percent of those aged 65 and 60 percent of those aged 80.

Modern medicine recognizes that pressure inside the colon causes the marble-sized diverticula to form. But the cause of the pressure is still regarded as unknown. Dietary studies are inconclusive and conflicting. And no doctor has the nerve to simply tell their patients to fart more often as a preventative.

Let’s face it. Our culture has a poo-poo taboo which smears anything scatological. From infancy, we are taught to hold it in or risk disgusting our parents who wince at diaper changing time. We pride ourselves on being able to hold it in until we have the time to let it out. Potty breaks must be timed so as not to interfere with our busy lives.
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I do sometimes. My fiance on the other hand, has ABSOLUTELY no problem farting in front of me. It really doesn't bother me at all as we're extremely close... maybe a little too close, lol.

We were sitting on the couch last night when he pulled me close to him. I thought, "Aww, snuggles!" But as I tried to get up he pulled me back down and held me. Realizing he was up to no good, I continuously began to breath out. He let one rip and told me "Shhh, just take it in. The more you resist the harder it will be."

Lmao. Hes so gross but he cracks me up. He used to fart in his hand and release it but fortunately let that habit die. 1rof1 s226
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69206587


My fiancée did the same, and I thought, "How cute!"

Believe me....he has no respect for you. It's crude and not something you deserve. I wish I never married him. Throughout our marriage, he showed no respect. He's my ex now. Happily.
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Give it ten years and see how cute you think it is.
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Only base and vile people do this sort of thing.

Anything to do with bungholes is revolting! angryface





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