Strange Childhood Friend Dave

He was a bona fide bed wetter. That's pretty obvious if you go in his bedroom, 10 yr old kids... But the strangest thing, he used to pluck hairs from the top of his head until he had this perpetual bald spot. I might of been effed up but I never did shit like that. The thing is, Dave grew up and became General Mgr. of the local Sears store; Making big money; How do you figure?