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12/23/2006 08:59 AM
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How many forum members does it take......
(Copied and pasted from another forum, But funny anyway)

How Many Forum Users Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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12/23/2006 09:10 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
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12/23/2006 09:36 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
laugh
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12/23/2006 09:49 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
That's funny!
Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.

Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing.
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12/23/2006 11:23 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
bump
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12/23/2006 11:33 AM

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Re: How many forum members does it take......
Praise the Holy of Holy 13 it takes 13, one to hold the bulb and 12 to turn the ladder.Praise the Holy of Holy : amen When I saw a thread by COUNTRY I just had to add! drevil
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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12/23/2006 11:38 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
FORGOT ONE.

1 who is either an "insider" or someone's mother's, brothers' cousin that has first hand knowledge of the conspiracy that GWB used nuclear light bulbs to bring down the Twin Towers.
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12/23/2006 11:44 AM
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Re: How many forum members does it take......
and,

The Illuminati control the manufacture of all light bulbs.
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12/23/2006 07:29 PM
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bump
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12/23/2006 08:47 PM
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