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NowIhavetothinkofaname  User ID: 70826855  Australia06/27/2016 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't believe I'm saying this, but the OP has a point. My mom would NEVER have served me a burnt anything. She takes too much pride in being a good mom and taking good care of her kids to do that. If she had ever burnt a toasted cheese sandwich, she would have thrown it out and made me another one before ever serving it to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72459186 Feminism has destroyed women to the point that most can't even make a simple toasted cheese sandwich. Fuck feminism. Not only did my mummy make me grilled cheese sandwiches, she even cleaned the basement! I'm like OMG! What kind of mummies are there out there nowadays? Could you imagine the horror of a feminist mummy who burnt grilled cheese??? NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts It's all bull! Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten. If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it. You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests. It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71591788  Germany06/27/2016 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is obviously posting this as a joke. But it really ain't a joke. Women want to work, men need to work. Feminism is cancer, spread the word. On average, a moderately active 125-pound woman needs 2,000 calories a day; a 175-pound guy with a similar exercise pattern needs 2,800 calories. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71929536  United States06/27/2016 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 55611245 United States06/27/2016 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 44927665 Canada06/27/2016 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 fuck you |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72204759 United States06/27/2016 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the fucking sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you fucking know? The opposite side of the sandwich is completed BURNT! She really thought I wouldn't notice if she just put the good side up on the plate. I am beyond pissed at this point. So I take the sandwich back upstairs and put it in the garbage, BURNT SIDE UP to send her a message. I'm not going to even tell her to make me another one. I want her to feel guilty for trying to even serve me this crap. I ended up just eating some cottage cheese from the container with potato chips. What a disappointing night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72467027 How old are you? 7 years old? Make your own sandwiches punk! This must be my 47 YO brother Sean, who never holds a job for more than 2 shifts in a row and moans about min wage. My mom Still babies him, washes his dishes and clothes and cooks all his meals. Like he's 4. Ne cries and says his stomach hurts when he wants to no call no show. He thinks he is a genius. Not kidding. I kNEW he trolled here. Sean, is that you? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69616707 United States06/27/2016 03:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69401678 United States06/27/2016 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the fucking sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you fucking know? The opposite side of the sandwich is completed BURNT! She really thought I wouldn't notice if she just put the good side up on the plate. I am beyond pissed at this point. So I take the sandwich back upstairs and put it in the garbage, BURNT SIDE UP to send her a message. I'm not going to even tell her to make me another one. I want her to feel guilty for trying to even serve me this crap. I ended up just eating some cottage cheese from the container with potato chips. What a disappointing night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72467027 you need a kick in the cunt . |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71958591 United States06/27/2016 03:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| snowgoosebob User ID: 70333889 United States06/27/2016 03:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the fucking sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you fucking know? The opposite side of the sandwich is completed BURNT! She really thought I wouldn't notice if she just put the good side up on the plate. I am beyond pissed at this point. So I take the sandwich back upstairs and put it in the garbage, BURNT SIDE UP to send her a message. I'm not going to even tell her to make me another one. I want her to feel guilty for trying to even serve me this crap. I ended up just eating some cottage cheese from the container with potato chips. What a disappointing night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72467027 |
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| Ohio chic User ID: 66439846 United States06/27/2016 05:19 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get out of your moms basement.....quickly  NO! My name is NOT spelled wrong. Grab a dictionary. Peace, Love & Prayers God bless America And YES. I am a nurse! SIDE NOTE- I find articles everywhere and post what I think GLP would like to know. I do not necessarily believe or endorse some articles I find. So do not bash the messenger |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306185 United States06/27/2016 05:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the fucking sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you fucking know? The opposite side of the sandwich is completed BURNT! She really thought I wouldn't notice if she just put the good side up on the plate. I am beyond pissed at this point. So I take the sandwich back upstairs and put it in the garbage, BURNT SIDE UP to send her a message. I'm not going to even tell her to make me another one. I want her to feel guilty for trying to even serve me this crap. I ended up just eating some cottage cheese from the container with potato chips. What a disappointing night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72467027 You mean she has just ONE job? SURELY she wipes your butt for you as well! Listen "Daddy's Girl"..if you have one job in the world and can't do it without screwing up, what use are you to anyone? Listen you little shit... Her 1 job in this world is not to be your fucking servant and wait on you hand and foot. She HAD 1 Job in this world and that was to deliver this piece of shit kid named you |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72469403 United States06/27/2016 05:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 65359938 Canada06/27/2016 05:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the fucking sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you fucking know? The opposite side..... What a disappointing night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72467027 Are you a male muslim? Because you sure are a sick filthy pig with a rotten attitude against women. NEWSFLASH RETARDED: Your mother, and no other woman on the planet owes you anything! You're lucky your mother didn't take that grill sandwich, open it and smoosh your face into the cheese, you ugrateful little swine! Grill that!!! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306185 United States06/27/2016 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 This is like one of the funniest things I have ever read lmao You don't want to believe the world is so corrupt??? Listen kid,the world is SO CORRUPT that Bernie Sanders has a better chance of being my grandpa than he does of being a straight shooting politician and taking our country back to where it needs to be You also want a future???? Yet you want the biggest communist in US Politics to become our president After 8 years of Obama you might as well just put in the ANTI CHRIST because we would be in fucking hell |
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