White House Scrambles After Evidence Leaks That Michelle Never Gave Birth To Malia And Sasha

He's had cosmetic surgery.

They are Egyptian clones.

There's a simple solution. It's......... to shut off or get rid of the television.

Haven't used mine in a year and a half. Don't miss it one bit. In fact, I avoid going to people's houses that watch it because it gives me a headache.

I'm a little late to this thread, but hold yer horses.

Thread: Scientists are Now Attempting to Figure Out How to Get Men Pregnant....

Maybe someone already beat me to posting this here.

Oh well. Smart minds think alike...

That bulge in Michelle's downunder... Did you ever think she could be
Just Groin carrying a S&W .38 snubbie? and that's what you see?
;-)

DEMAND: Current nude pics of moochelle made public NOW.

I don't give a rats ass what it is, all I do know is they both are a damn disgrace to this country. How in the hell exactly did we end up in this position?

Malia was adopted from Somalia, hence the name.

Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle

The one we see is not the first Michelle. She was shorter, and does not look the same as this one. I am waiting for the wig to fly off.

They're adopted because Michelle is a man. He's got a old dick between those gorilla legs.

Since they’ve been in the White House, Barack and Michelle Obama have done everything they can to keep their daughters out of the public light. We have seen fewer pictures of the first daughters than ever before.

Now, rumors are circulating that the two daughters were adopted, possibly from Morocco. Similar to their father, there are very few records of their birth. In fact, searches for their birth records online come up completely dry.

Further, we’ve seen wedding photos from the presidential couple, but any pictures of Michelle pregnant or with her newborn daughters and noticeably missing.

The Obamas insist that their daughters were delivered by a family friend, Dr. Anita Blanchard, but no record of that can be found.