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Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?

 
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Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
According to Ronald Kessler, the author of the 2009 book In the President’s Secret Service, Navy stewards gather bedsheets, drinking glasses, and other objects the president has touched—they are later sanitized or destroyed—in an effort to keep would‑be malefactors from obtaining his genetic material.

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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Wow. 5*
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
That actually makes a lot of sense in today's world. Imagine what Russian geneticists could cook up with a sample of the president's DNA. An untraceable tailored bioweapon to make only him sick? A backdoor access to the nuclear football? Something even more exotic?
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
do the bath houses of Chicago hold the world mysteries of Barry's dna
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
That actually makes a lot of sense in today's world. Imagine what Russian geneticists could cook up with a sample of the president's DNA. An untraceable tailored bioweapon to make only him sick? A backdoor access to the nuclear football? Something even more exotic?
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Yes that is the excuse as to why they are doing it, however there is good reason to believe that Barry and his family are not who they say they are and that is the real reason for this unusual procedure. If this is such a concern then why are not Hillary and Trump doing the same? After all,one of them will be in the WH soon enough
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Interesting. Definitely pin-worthy.
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wtf
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
so its not human!
he is a clone?
what more?
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Meanwhile at a traffic stop near you... cheek swabs!

DNA=proprietary software of the user. do not steal or hack. tyvm.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
do the bath houses of Chicago hold the world mysteries of Barry's dna
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eekalert
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Who cleans his DNA out of kayne's asshole?
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
My Brother In law was In Cuba Havana actually for about 10 days and returned Last week.

They had dinner one night at a restaurant where Barry Sotero had dinned, while in town... Barry Had to drop the kids off at the pool and unfortunately for some one in Barry party they had to retrieve the kids once he was done. They said it was to prevent his DNA from being collected..

Interesting that this subject was brought up..

on another note the restaurant has large figures statutes of Naked Men with erect penises and boobs.

Perfect for Barry

I will get some photos from my brother in law and post them later in the week.

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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
My Brother In law was In Cuba Havana actually for about 10 days and returned Last week.

They had dinner one night at a restaurant where Barry Sotero had dinned, while in town... Barry Had to drop the kids off at the pool and unfortunately for some one in Barry party they had to retrieve the kids once he was done. They said it was to prevent his DNA from being collected..

Interesting that this subject was brought up..

on another note the restaurant has large figures statutes of Naked Men with erect penises and boobs.

Perfect for Barry

I will get some photos from my brother in law and post them later in the week.
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Golly, I wonder who is going to pick up the kids from the pool when Papa Trump is in office?
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Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
jus cause he ebtered country under false name what thebig deal.cool2
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:navy:
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The whole scene just came to my head, I can't stop laughing.

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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
I bet they guard Michaels too.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
He doesn't have a family.
He's an only turd.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Interesting. Definitely pin-worthy.
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All the microphoned and water bottles 8 years ago certainly left samples


Old news...
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Maybe he has aids.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
do the bath houses of Chicago hold the world mysteries of Barry's dna
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1401383


Well his brain probably has the DNA of all the dudes that dumped in him.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
That actually makes a lot of sense in today's world. Imagine what Russian geneticists could cook up with a sample of the president's DNA. An untraceable tailored bioweapon to make only him sick? A backdoor access to the nuclear football? Something even more exotic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72474780


Yummi Russian cocktail.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
do the bath houses of Chicago hold the world mysteries of Barry's dna
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Well his brain probably has the DNA of all the dudes that dumped in him.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
A weapon that only whacks Obama would be a bad thing, why exactly?
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
Sounds like they might be hiding the daughters origins, maybe not just his. I wonder if they collect thier left behind things also. Seems like it would be very difficult to "hide" your DNA if someone wanted it.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
do the bath houses of Chicago hold the world mysteries of Barry's dna
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Well his brain probably has the DNA of all the dudes that dumped in him.
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" obamaqueer the many "
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So much this.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
so its not human!
he is a clone?
what more?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2419106

If you read revelations the beast go right to hell, like it skipped judgment.

Obama is clearly a antichrist, but people thar i really respect being servants of Jesus told me that this Obama is THE antichrist and he will lead the world soon.

That he and Principe Williams will be in this final war soon.
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Re: Obama's DNA is guarded by US NAVY stewards. What about the rest of his "family"?
A lab would find Michael's DNA inside Barry's DNA.

If you don't know what I am talking about, find the thread of women absorbing the DNA of every man who jizzed in her.





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