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Today, December 25, 2006, I, God the Almighty, the Creator of All Existences, DECLARE to the Whole World: the Great PUNISHMENT to the Whole Human Bein

 
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Today, December 25, 2006, I, God the Almighty, the Creator of All Existences, DECLARE to the Whole World: the Great PUNISHMENT to the Whole Human Bein
Today, December 25, 2006,
I, God the Almighty, the Creator of All Existences,
DECLARE to the Whole World:
the Great PUNISHMENT to the Whole Human Beings
HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

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D E C R E E

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< HEAVEN > + < MILKYWAY > + < SUN >:

Listen up and Ready Yourselves to

Execute and Perform

My Following Orders at the Exact Time-Points that I have specified

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January 1, 2007 at 00:00am EST: ==>> Strike and Destroy Indian Ocean;

January 11, 2007 at 11:11am EST: ==>> Strike and Destroy Pacific Ocean;

January 21, 2007 at 11:11pm EST: ==>> Strike and Destroy North Pole;

January 31, 2007 at 11:11am EST: ==>> Strike and Destroy South Pole;

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... The above may very well wake up …
you all stupids, idiots, bullshits, bastards, and fucktards
who ignore, deny, refuse, mock, spit, slap, humiliate, fight and destroy
Me, --- the Creator of yourselves, for SIX years

....... and .......

... the above may also very well replace …
all those faithless and hopeless cowards, greedys, retards, and wastes
who have spent SIX years and still DO NOT want to
and/or still DO NOT have a clue for how to use the free internet to
BLOW the TRUTH out Even-ONCE
for Me --- their Savior <Not Anymore>
::::::::::::
……….
… For the past SIX years when I am here on Earth in the Earthly Flesh:
……….
?!? Have you ever given me a penny or a cent for my poverty ?!?
?!? Have you ever given me a piece of bread for my hungry ?!?
?!? Have you ever given me a word of warm for my bitterness ?!?
?!? Have you ever given me a word of comfort for my sufferings ?!?
………
!!! NO and NON !!!
!!! I got NOTHING !!!
………
!!!! Instead, I DO got TONS of sting and dirty SHITS !!!!
………
………
That is How Billions so-called Faithful Christians
TREAT their Lord
::::
and
::::
That is How Millions so-called Dedicated Believers/Trumpeters/Remnants
WELCOME their Savior

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!! You want RAPTURE?, I will definitely give you RUPTURE !!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!! Hereby I declare that I am NOT anyone’s Lord ANYMORE !!!!
!!!! Hereby I declare that I am NOT anyone’s Savior ANYMORE !!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want my Heaven? Pay me with your Life! That is the Price I am asking for today!
Want eternal life? Pay me with your Life! That is the Price I am offering today!
Want no second-death? Pay me with your Life! That is my last Mercy to you all!

IN ALL, I am going to use your trade’s terminology to repeat my quotes above:

$$$ Pay me with your Earthly Life, then I may free your Eternal Body $$$
$$$ Pay me with your Earthly Life, then I may not punish your Eternal Body $$$
$$$ Pay me with your Earthly Life, then I may not destroy your Eternal Body $$$

….. OR …..

I will slaughter all you fucking shits out of the Foundation of All Existences,

… no matter …

you are the ignorant Pagans, the arrogant Jews, the stupid Christians,
or the faithless Believers/Trumpeters/Remnants.

Because YOU-ALL are
the fucking, shitting, diehard, shameless, filthy, ruthless, brutal
Non-Pardonable Death-Criminals in the Heaven anyway!!!!!


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I AM NOW DEMANDING FOR THE JUSTICE

I AM NOW BLASTING FOR THE INDIGNATION

I AM NOW DESTROYING FOR MY REVENGE

I AM NOW SLAUGHTERING FOR MY KILLED WITNESSES

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2/17/2007 ==>> Starting at 11:11pm EST <<== 5/29/6007
2/17/2007 ==>> Starting at 11:11pm EST <<== 5/29/6007
2/17/2007 ==>> Starting at 11:11pm EST <<== 5/29/6007

milkyway+sun.Perform = sword.Flood.all.the.earth;
milkyway+sun.Perform = sword.Flood.all.the.humankind;
milkyway+sun.Perform = sword.Flood.all.the.inhabitants;
heaven.Execute = Destroy.all.except.what.i.have.preserved;
heaven.Execute = Spare.nothing.except.what.i.have.preserved.

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END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END
END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END
END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END-END

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… 11-11 …

I AM that I AM, God the Almighty, The Creator of All Existences.

12/25/2006 (GC) == 11/06/2006 (CC) == 04/04/6007 (BC) == G-O// E-O// C-Y (JZC)
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Re: Today, December 25, 2006, I, God the Almighty, the Creator of All Existences, DECLARE to the Whole World: the Great PUNISHMENT to the Whole Human Bein
Here man......I can spare a couple of bucks. Go get yourself another half pint.

Must be some Gooood shit that you are drinking.
(or smoking).
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bsflag bsflag iamwith
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Okay, "God", time for your meds!

Nurse Ratched will be with you shortly.
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!!!! Instead, I DO got TONS of sting and dirty SHITS !!!!

You want to run that by me one more time GOD? I think you fucked up.

Was that - you have tons of things and dirty shirts?

or - you have tons of string and diarrhea?

or - you have thongs of string and dirt in your shit?
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6"4' 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6"4' 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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You expect someone on GLP to care? HA
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Have I seen that dog on Ann Coulters site?
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NOW YOU SIT AND LISTEN 11:11!

I am son of Celtic Virgin Queen. Son of Adam. We Have known you from the beginning. From this point on descendants of your tampering will be afraid no more. We happily offer the soul to the Alpha and the Omega that it may be welcomed home. And you are not he, your advancement in alchemy and coming show may trick the sons of David it may be of little concern and irrellevant to the nobles of Asteroth, however they to shall not fear you.
The time for the trinity is upon us, Gaia has been given the replenishment from the central one. Take warning Beast and Generals of Darkness as it is written so shall it be. Your spiral of life in darkness is one of repetition. The spiral of life in light is firmly anchored in this Earth and will always have its source in the great central one, whose name cannot be known.

Johnny
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NOW YOU SIT AND LISTEN 11:11!

I am son of Celtic Virgin Queen. Son of Adam. We Have known you from the beginning. From this point on descendants of your tampering will be afraid no more. We happily offer the soul to the Alpha and the Omega that it may be welcomed home. And you are not he, your advancement in alchemy and coming show may trick the sons of David it may be of little concern and irrellevant to the nobles of Asteroth, however they to shall not fear you.
The time for the trinity is upon us, Gaia has been given the replenishment from the central one. Take warning Beast and Generals of Darkness as it is written so shall it be. Your spiral of life in darkness is one of repetition. The spiral of life in light is firmly anchored in this Earth and will always have its source in the great central one, whose name cannot be known.

Johnny
 Quoting: Richter 173498


Ok, Mr 6'4" THIS is the Guy that needs meds.
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I got it! I got it!!!

You guys are Santa's Elfs that are now out of work till next Christmas!!!

I win! I Win!!!
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I got it! I got it!!!

You guys are Santa's Elfs that are now out of work till next Christmas!!!

I win! I Win!!!
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Ah gees - I guess it was to easy. OK, send your name and number to MR 6'4" and he'll take care of ya.
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Umm.....You forgot to give Mr 6'4"'s zip code.

P>S> I could use the cash fast! Thanks!!!!
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11-11, are you a programmer?
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yuck fou
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Umm.....You forgot to give Mr 6'4"'s zip code.

P>S> I could use the cash fast! Thanks!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 172779


Sorry, here it is 24500.
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bsflag hit the bricks shitface
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dumbass feedtroll
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so many conflicting conspiracy theories, so little evidence of any.
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Today, December 25, 2006,
I, God the Almighty, the Creator of All Existences,
DECLARE to the Whole World:
the Great PUNISHMENT to the Whole Human Beings
HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
...
 Quoting: 11-11 145814

So, apparently, despite you creating the entire universe, and all that is in it, you only want the people of GLP to repent?
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i find it hard to fathom that a god capable of creating all that is would need anything from any of it's creations, namely us humans
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gaah gaah gaah gaah gaah gaah
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FOR AN ALMIGHTY GOD,YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMAR

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