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Muslim Imam Fired After Hospital Found A Fucking Cucumber Shoved Up His Ass

 
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hed probably been putting these cucumbers in the hospital cafeteria salad bar for years
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Allah descended and performed the cucumber in the ass miracle.

BTW, why was the cucumber in pieces.

confusing
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Allah descended and performed the cucumber in the ass miracle.

BTW, why was the cucumber in pieces.

confusing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39917406

They are quite a brutal people... He was probably very vigorous.
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I could have lived my whole life not hearing about this shit.
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A Turkish delight....
A cumcumber
jjdisgust
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:citz_yo_mumma:
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Here's another

:obamasama1:
 Quoting: UNCLE FUCK STICK


that pic of barry looks very similar to someone that they said the killed and through out to sea.


wow !


maybe Barry really was Tim Osman.......

I mean the rumors have always been there but when i see that pic....wow


911 was a real mind fuck.


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The Muslim world would be a much happier place if they just faced the fact that they love to butt fuck eachother.

Then they'd probably stop throwing gays of roofs.

s226
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A cucumber smuggler. And a business failure.
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"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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A cucumber smuggler. And a business failure.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


The real money is in smuggling coke and heroin.
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Allah descended and performed the cucumber in the ass miracle.

BTW, why was the cucumber in pieces.

confusing
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hesright
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NOT FUNNY: Training to insert IED or weapons
Up there
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That's why Muslim-mania bans cucumbers and bananas.
They are banned because the temptation to shove them up their ass is too much for them to ignore.
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A cucumber smuggler. And a business failure.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


And the connection, a vegetable shop.

Thread: Huge stockpile of waw grade weapons found in a muslim vegetable shop: 600 pistoles and riffles, 2.2 tons amunition
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"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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Allah Cucumber!
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citz_yo_mumma
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Here's another

obamasama1
 Quoting: UNCLE FUCK STICK


muttley
Only the insane have the strength to prosper. Only those that prosper, judge what is sane.
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[link to shoebat.com]


An imam from a Central Anatolian province in Turkey has been suspended from duty after he being hospitalized with “pieces of cucumber” in his rectum.

The 39-year-old imam working in Kayseri applied to the emergency room of a hospital in the early morning hours of June 23 with severe abdominal pain and bleeding.

The doctors reportedly took pieces of cucumber out of his rectum, and the official diagnosis in the incident was “bleeding in the anus and rectum and foreign object in the rectum.”

The imam was discharged on June 24 after treatment.


More in link
 Quoting: ALLAHSNACKBAR CUCUMBER SUPRIZE


This reminds me of a very important verse in the Koran for men...

"Anything can be a didlo if you're brave enough!"
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Military Night Vision Captures Palestinian Loving a "Goat"

Video :



 Quoting: BOBBY224


OMG..Omar went in for sloppy seconds after!
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Wonder if he sues for the entitlement to have a cucumber shoved up his ass , for crying out loud he got sacked ,sacked from what the frickin shoving a banana up your ass group ...tomato
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Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders
...eekerstard also
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The connection between the Homos and the goat fucking muzzzlims is really starting to be apparent
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Re: Muslim Imam Fired After Hospital Found A Fucking Cucumber Shoved Up His Ass
Did you know that there is a FATWA against Cucumbers?
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4-14 Zippers
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5 stars for the OP username.
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He got himself into a pickle that resulted in his termination from his positition.
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He got himself into a pickle that resulted in his termination from his positition.
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Don't you mean he got the pickle into himself???
:4hlick:
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He got himself into a pickle that resulted in his termination from his positition.
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Don't you mean he got the pickle into himself???
 Quoting: UNCLE FUCK STICK



Haha! I can't see your facial expression so I can't tell for certain if you are continuing my pickle joke or if you haven't heard of the pickle idiom. My guess is that you are continuing my fun, so thanks for that!
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#cucumberlivesmatter!
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He got himself into a pickle that resulted in his termination from his positition.
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Don't you mean he got the pickle into himself???
 Quoting: UNCLE FUCK STICK



Haha! I can't see your facial expression so I can't tell for certain if you are continuing my pickle joke or if you haven't heard of the pickle idiom. My guess is that you are continuing my fun, so thanks for that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68391497


munch
:4hlick:
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wasn't a fatwa issued a few years ago regarding phallic fruits and vegetables?
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4-14 Zippers
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rofl
Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight
Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders
...eekerstard also
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Could have been worse. It could have been a pork chop.





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