I thought y'all were "conservative Christians"

Most of us are just here for the free pussy.

tbh, the oh god thing gets us off. Makes whores seem clean again if you will.

this is not a conservative web site

this is an open forum

Wtf?

Sure I can sweet cheeks just flip over..
Ya, right there um, ya.

OP, you're a racist motherfucking shepple. Every one here has different values and opinions. The fact you are trying to group everyone together proves you're easily manipulated.

And we all thought you had some balls...

Don't call yourself a Christian.
Life's not all about you, y'know.
You're probably a jock who values himself above all else, is an utter coward, fears death like the fucking pussy you are, and have the audacity to expect to have it all.
CRY ME A RIVER, TERRORIST
IVe been marginalized, abused and tortured for my lesser social status. I love tits and pussy just like you. I'm with you on the allure of the female body. You accept me as one of your own in spite of my nerdish upbringing.

Tits 'n ass, FTW!!!

I am a conservative Christian. There are a few of us here dutifully taking the stones and arrow of the rest, but there is no way you have spent more than an hour surfing GLP before this post unless you are just trolling us.

Don't Christians say Actions don't matter lest ye should boast? You must not be a Christian.

I thought yall was archons

You thought wrong

Fuck off and mind your own fucking business.

Nice broad generalization. Do you understand this website is visited by lots of different people from lots of different backgrounds? Trying being more specific and less of an imbecile.