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15 Ridiculous Ways to get on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist!!!

 
deanoZXT

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Remember the good old days? When the FBI just hacked into the webcam to watch us rub one out?

fbi
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Any suggestion on lubricant?
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Nope. Personal lubricants are well, personal. Everyone likes something different.
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5 stars for ops name alone
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#16 post on GLP
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I'm already on every list. :/
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me too.

meh.
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Yep. Posting on GLP is definitely a terrorist sign. lolsign

I third that too. Probably been on every FBI terrorist watch list for years without ever knowing it. Oh well. I'm sure my Castle Clash gem package purchases have gotten me into such hot waters with the FBI over the years. laugh
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I'm already on an FBI watch list and NSA watch list, and TSA watch list, and any other watch list you can think of because I simply tried to board an aircraft with my grandma, and she had a handgun in her purse...
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i guess the FBI used where in the world is carmen san diego as a training guide.

another great job by the worst investigators in the land
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However if you take the guts out of an alarm clock and put it in a case for no good reason and set it to go off during the middle of english class, and you're a muslim, you're an inspiring inventor.
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How quickly I had forgotten about this.
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i guess the FBI used where in the world is carmen san diego as a training guide.

another great job by the worst investigators in the land
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We all know that the system is set up in such a way that it is almost impossible to catch a real terrorist while making it look like they are trying by taking our rights away and fucking with good Americans. This way they achieve two goals by letting in terrorist then using their terrorist activities to take more and more control of the people for our own good you know
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How to Tell if Your Government or the people mindlessly empowering them is a TERRORIST ORGANIZATION:


1. Through a Privately Owned Corporation Called the IRS The Theft of Countless Trillions from hyper-obedient unquestioning fools in The Collection of TAXes funds a myriad of violent acts to protect citizens from the invisible omnipresent and oppressive boogie man groups which, oddly enough, are also controlled by the same people collecting the taxes, the same people who always gain from war, enslavement, and ignorant masses of scared, scattered, gullible, distracted sheepletards.

2. The Printing of Funny Money, IE, Fiat currency and the fractional reserve banking system that everyone has an account with somewhere which allows the instant generation of capitol for endless "peace-keeping" missions which, suspiciously, these operations only take place in defenseless oil rich countries whose leaders are easily corruptible when you offer them opium and guns and goats and tell them you can build mosques here if you let us build bases over there.

3.fuck everybody
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16. Smuggle cucumbers.

Thread: Muslim Imam Fired After Hospital Found A Fucking Cucumber Shoved Up His Ass
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Remember the good old days? When the FBI just hacked into the webcam to watch us rub one out?

fbi
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Any suggestion on lubricant?
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'white lithium grease'

buy it and make the list...agent
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Ha ha ha

Thanks op.

Wow. So ridiculous!!!!! Lol

Sweating. Rotflmao.

Its almost 100 degrees in Florida. Rotflmaf

Cool dude, cool.

And the other ones?

Bullshit. My hairdresser couldn't be bothered. Lol

Home Depot? No. They don't give a shiiiiiiit.

None of these places providing services have the time nor the desire to call in anything "suspicious". Lol
I know

Hot freaking ridiculous. Lol

Last Edited by natasha77 on 06/30/2016 06:28 PM
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8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives?



9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama!



10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem



11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe?




12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money?


13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy.



14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden?



15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat.
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What's interesting is that Home Despot has a video camera specifically to watch people buying pipe and fittings.
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I noticed that too - but where I live it is because of the meth, crack, heroin junkies that steal copper, even the small fittings. Everyone here seems to attempt the ole' snatch it and dash.
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"12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money?"


Fuck that. I only pay in cash. If I can't pay in cash, I'm not buying. flipoff
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Do you have links for these pamphlets? I saw a few a couple years ago but not the more recent ones.
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If you click on the link in the OP's post, you will find that all the pamphlets are posted there.
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#16 post on GLP
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So what you're telling me is that I'm on the list.
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Do you not understand? This is how YOUR government works. YOUR government suspects ALL of us.

Nice, huh?
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You guys wanted a war on terrorism after 911...

Well you got it and it's YOU who will be hunted down by the psychopaths in your govt.

Last Edited by Song of the Wind on 06/30/2016 07:09 PM
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I should have paid cash for all my shopping today then come home and sit and WAIT...For nothing.

Absolutely ridiculous
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And don't forget everyone is a terrorist. After all according to the government and lamestream media there's a terrorist around every corner. And we know that the government and lamestream media would never lie or stage terror attacks to get people to give up their rights and that anyone who says the government and lamestream media lies or is against given up their liberties or would suggest the government would ever stage a terror attack is a terrorist.
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8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives?



9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama!



10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem



11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe?




12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money?


13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy.



14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden?



15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat.
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um yeah remember dc snipers dhs tol everone to walk in zigzag pattern to avoid getti shot laugh
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How come posting on GLP is not on the list?

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How come posting on GLP is not on the list?

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LOL. Thanks to your post, it is now officially # 16, and my reply puts me on the list.LOL
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Put a bag of shit on their doorstep!!
Works everytime
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By now anyone not on these government lists is writing them.
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i WONDER why nobody has hacked them and found this list.

maybe expose the list to the public so the public is aware and can have a say what is bullshit and what is not

the fbi needs to be checked up on they are neither above the law or rather trustworthy.

but this isn't news to anyone here
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Missing fingers is on everyone of the lists. I knew a guy who lost his finger at Home Depot. Poor bastard probably on his way to a Hitlery Camp by now
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I had a dude move in here for about 2 weeks that got a new Sim card for his phone and changed his phone number like 30 times in 2 weeks. He also did tons of walking very strange man indeed. Makes me wonder now.

I have a neighbor that is missing 2 fingers and a toe, Oh my gosh I better call homeland just in case lol.

I buy pipe at the local home depot all the time and I don't do plumbing. I make home made wind chimes. Looks like I might be on the watch list. I sweat big time all summer long because it's in the 90's and 100's here. Oh my gosh not good.
 Quoting: pmb1


and you probably sell these wind chimes....for cash????

siren2
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Yep sure do. I am taking t that is a bad thing to according to the government because I might use the cash for a bad thing.





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