I'm big, I'm buff, I'm ruff stuff and you're darn right I'm tough. But I lost my car today!

I don't think I have to remind you people that I am 11-0 in the last 12 months. I got my corvette repoed today and I'm fuming! I was brushing my teeth and I heard them outside hooking up my car. I ran out there with toothpaste all over my mouth, yelling and screaming at the three men taking my car away. I was also in my briefs. My neighbors came outside when they heard the commotion. I'm embarrassed because I bragged to those very neighbors about my car over and over again. I know their having a good laugh. I was so distraught that I threw up and fell on my belly. None of my neighbors came up to me to see if I was ok. Good looking girls in the neighborhood watched my meltdown too. Just 24 hours ago they were probally talking about how hot I look when I drive my yellow corvette. Now what do they think?