Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72521280 United States 07/05/2016 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? It spanned the normally quiet street, and someone hit it, damaging their vehicle somewhat. No injuries to people. Cops were called, and loudly knocked at door of nearest house about 2 AM, waking the residents. Then they shut down the street while utility crew was called out to remove the road-hazard. When I heard the tale, I thought "Not a very bright idea". |
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grumpier User ID: 34663030 Netherlands 07/06/2016 07:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? A half to five watt Infrared laser. Use a small telescope for aim. They will never know why they suddenly went temporary blind and crashed. If you think a thread is important enough for others to read, go to page one and click on the green pin!!! |
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grumpier User ID: 34663030 Netherlands 07/06/2016 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? A half to five watt Infrared laser. Quoting: grumpier Use a small telescope for aim. They will never know why they suddenly went temporary blind and crashed. I have to add, after the accident rush in to help the driver. Also look for a dashcam and make it disappear. If you think a thread is important enough for others to read, go to page one and click on the green pin!!! |
ThereRMeds4That User ID: 12228995 United States 07/06/2016 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? Your not the lady up the street from me are you? The one who lets her two young children play in the street after 10pm during school? You yell & frantically wave at my son to slow down-distracting him from actually watching your children. Have you not noticed that if another adult is outside with you they wave & smile at my son as you shout him down. Your 5-6 year old son always makes eye contact with my young driver and tries to locate his little sister to get her out of the way while you stay in the driveway or yard flapping your arms. If this should be you just know that we provided him with a gift for you next time. It's a nice basket containing a safety guide for parents, a radar gun & some of those inexpensive, reflective "children playing" signs, plus a neighborhood map showing you there is a safe cul de sac only two houses down. OP; our community has an active neighborhood Facebook page- reckless/annoying drivers frequently get their photos posted to it. (Bullying works!). Any streets with significant problems are provided speed bumps. Some Shepherds remain hidden from their sheep. |
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curry nosher User ID: 72138689 Nepal 07/06/2016 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? |
Jella User ID: 70720051 United States 07/06/2016 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? Buy a child's tricycle, large doll and long rope... 1. put tricycle on other side of street with doll affixed to it 2. tie long rope to tricycle... 3. sit way back in your yard and, 4. when you hear a fast car approaching pull the tricycle into the street. Jella |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 67252060 United States 07/06/2016 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? the brainless fools with the rumbling trucks or diesel exhaust pipes that spew black cancer-causing soot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71666850 Ahh Americans, ahah ha, I love em. The love of these nuisances is one reason we'll never get beyond internal combustion and big oil. |
curry nosher User ID: 72138689 Nepal 07/06/2016 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? count yourself lucky, i have to put up with this kind of crap from bikes, trucks, buses, cars etc... EVERY DAY and i am a bike rider lol. Here even trucks race trucks n buses to get position at next junction etc - fukin crayyzy Quoting: curry nosher holy fuck its a squids dream Yeah, they wont last long riding like that. |
Vision Thing User ID: 72171853 United States 07/06/2016 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? When I was a kid we grabbed Moms 5 lb bag of flour on Halloween. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71050122 Took it out after dark and sprinkled over two lines where tires would hit it. Made HUGE CLOUDS OF WHITE DUST - very impressive - they may skip your street next time... Please don't put any food products in the street where little animals might come to eat it and get run over. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71024914 United States 07/06/2016 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? Buy a child's tricycle, large doll and long rope... Quoting: Jella 1. put tricycle on other side of street with doll affixed to it 2. tie long rope to tricycle... 3. sit way back in your yard and, 4. when you hear a fast car approaching pull the tricycle into the street. this and the baby stroller were the best ideas. People don't remember a ticket but they'll sure as fuck remember thinking they killed a baby. I had this asshole park in front of my driveway, instead of calling the cops/tow truck. I just got moldy week old lawn clippings out of my composting bin and poured it all over his car. He won't remember a tow but he'll sure as fuck remember that, and other than smelling really fucking bad it was completely harmless. Best part the car was a RENTAL BWWWHAHAH. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72500941 Australia 07/06/2016 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? A half to five watt Infrared laser. Quoting: grumpier Use a small telescope for aim. They will never know why they suddenly went temporary blind and crashed. I have to add, after the accident rush in to help the driver. Also look for a dashcam and make it disappear. Or super bright flash a la Diana. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69081689 United States 07/06/2016 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? just use this OP, then just sit there and laugh your ass off watching them try to figure it out. well i cant post that it is from g.i.z.mo.do. just go there and search for emp cannon |
grumpier User ID: 34663030 Netherlands 07/06/2016 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? A half to five watt Infrared laser. Quoting: grumpier Use a small telescope for aim. They will never know why they suddenly went temporary blind and crashed. I have to add, after the accident rush in to help the driver. Also look for a dashcam and make it disappear. Or super bright flash a la Diana. No , that is not stealthy. Everyone in the neighbourhood has seen the flash. Besides IR even works in daytime and most sunglasses do not filter it out. If you think a thread is important enough for others to read, go to page one and click on the green pin!!! |
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ruser User ID: 71108357 United States 07/06/2016 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? Go to thrift store and buy a baby stroller. Put a life sized baby doll in it. Park in front of the house. Roll out onto street when cars wiz by. Might need to rig a remote control, so you don't get into trouble for denting car. Scare the heck out of these speeders. Put fake blood on baby, and pin a sign on the doll like "meet your maker" It could be a "maker" project. ruser |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70755408 United States 07/06/2016 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70586936 United States 07/06/2016 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom break... ARE YOU TIRED OF CARS RACING THRU YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??? I AM!! The police do nothing at all. What can I do?? DIY speed bump. Five bags of concrete will do it. You don't need a mixer just pour water in the bag, wait a bit, then pour it on the street. Use a shovel to stir it a bit and work it into the shape you want. |