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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70824227 United States 07/06/2016 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried that. did you read it? No sex until married. which eliminates Asian "massage" parlors. Get better morals. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72525514 United States 07/06/2016 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. It's not about getting off. I can do that anytime. It's about being entwined with a hot girl and feeling her all over me, and me inside her. THEN getting off would feel good, knowing that I came inside her. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72525514 United States 07/06/2016 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried that. did you read it? No sex until married. which eliminates Asian "massage" parlors. Get better morals. I've been married more than once, and they all left after getting bored. My morals are just fine for me. I always treat a woman well, and am kind to her. I tried to read the bible thing, but it's just confusing and takes too much time. I don't really like it anyway, so it's the wrong religion for me. I'd marry again, but not until I'm sure she's OK in bed and wants to live for me, as I do for her. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72525514 United States 07/06/2016 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it that as soon as I post a question about fulfilling my legitimate sexual need, I get the God-driven sex police? If I ask about changing a brake rotor or some-such, I never get the bible types telling me to stop working on my car and read a bible! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62323787 United States 07/06/2016 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. It's not about getting off. I can do that anytime. It's about being entwined with a hot girl and feeling her all over me, and me inside her. THEN getting off would feel good, knowing that I came inside her. dude..even if you are good looking, they don't give a fuck about you..just your relatively small stack of twenties. And personally, I wouldn't make out with some chick that just blew 5 guys before me |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72525514 United States 07/06/2016 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. It's not about getting off. I can do that anytime. It's about being entwined with a hot girl and feeling her all over me, and me inside her. THEN getting off would feel good, knowing that I came inside her. dude..even if you are good looking, they don't give a fuck about you..just your relatively small stack of twenties. And personally, I wouldn't make out with some chick that just blew 5 guys before me I never expected that she'd care for me, and I'm OK if she just wants the money, as long as she can fake it well enough for me to believe. I wonder if I get there early, I could be the first customer of the day, and she'd be happier with me. Yes, as long as we were both clean and gargled, I'd love to make out with her. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14806260 Ireland 07/06/2016 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it that as soon as I post a question about fulfilling my legitimate sexual need, I get the God-driven sex police? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72525514 If I ask about changing a brake rotor or some-such, I never get the bible types telling me to stop working on my car and read a bible! The porn demons have given you porn for your sexual needs. Be grateful. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72413594 Spain 07/06/2016 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. It's not about getting off. I can do that anytime. It's about being entwined with a hot girl and feeling her all over me, and me inside her. THEN getting off would feel good, knowing that I came inside her. dude..even if you are good looking, they don't give a fuck about you..just your relatively small stack of twenties. And personally, I wouldn't make out with some chick that just blew 5 guys before me My god all girls have. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72526665 Ecuador 07/06/2016 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd love to visit an Asian massage parlor to get a bit of loving and a feel of the vag on me. The idea of going to these places makes me very nervous since I can't get a real idea of how to interact and what I can do to be nice to the ladies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72525514 I really want a full on GFE experience, and if I can make it a regular thing without going broke, I'm all in. Is there a best time or best day to visit? You forgot to log in Goat!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72526506 United States 07/06/2016 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd love to visit an Asian massage parlor to get a bit of loving and a feel of the vag on me. The idea of going to these places makes me very nervous since I can't get a real idea of how to interact and what I can do to be nice to the ladies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72525514 I really want a full on GFE experience, and if I can make it a regular thing without going broke, I'm all in. Is there a best time or best day to visit? You forgot to log in Goat!! LOL. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70586936 United States 07/06/2016 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it that as soon as I post a question about fulfilling my legitimate sexual need, I get the God-driven sex police? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72525514 Next time just say "Yeah you're right. I should release my tension the right way. By killing the people that made me tense. Like they did in the old testament." |
Whiskey*Tango User ID: 72181316 United States 07/06/2016 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. It's not about getting off. I can do that anytime. It's about being entwined with a hot girl and feeling her all over me, and me inside her. THEN getting off would feel good, knowing that I came inside her. dude..even if you are good looking, they don't give a fuck about you..just your relatively small stack of twenties. And personally, I wouldn't make out with some chick that just blew 5 guys before me My god all girls have. OK, let's assume she massaged 10 guys and nailed half of them......today. You really want to get in line? Even if she "freshened up" it would be at a sink, not in a shower. So the best time of day to go would be easiest to decide by figuring out what number car you want to be on that train. Find a girlfriend! Last Edited by Whiskey*Tango on 07/06/2016 08:22 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2012282 United States 07/06/2016 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you asking how those places work? O have mo idea. I almost went into one thinking it was a regular massage studio. The sign didn't look right. It was lavender neon, lol, but this is Indiana. It just wasnt right so I left. Then I'm the might I suddenly flashed on the sign. There were Chinese characters but they were too small to read so they were just decoration, meaning "oriental" whoo boo. Probably had the sign just said oriental massage od have thought it meant like chinese medicine. So google the name of the place and find out what is on the menu as it were. Assume sex is illegal. Don't ask for anything bit a massage. Let her offer and accept what you choose. Be very clean. Super scrubbed. Wash behind all your eara. Drink plenty of water. Don't eat stinky food. Eat vegetablea. No perfumes pr colognes or body sprays. Use plain wqhite soap. Smelling clean is muchpre important than looking groomed. Wash your hair and use no product. She may be a prostitute but she is still a woman and you want her to enjoy her work as much as possible. Be nice. Be mellow. Be passive. Let her do what she likes to do. She doesnt know you. Let her get used to you. Tip well always. When you find one you really like of you let her lead and get used to you I'm sure it will all fall into place. As it were. I hope you find a nice friend. Sex is the energy that heals the energy of the world. Thank you for your Willimgness to do your part. Now tell me, do you also get a real massage on these places?/ just curious. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2012282 United States 07/06/2016 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went to one once. I actually just wanted a massage. My back hurt and I was tense. I told them three times I ONLY wanted a massage. Bitch raped me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70586936 I almost walked into one by mistake. I am a fair martial artist for a woman so I wouldnt have got raped but it would NOT have helped the crick in my neck. What a mess that would have been. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2012282 United States 07/06/2016 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just take alot of cash, they will do the rest. Sideways pussy is great Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41012499 How much cash? What's the best way to get intimate rather than just a stupid massage? Just take alot of cash, they will do the rest. Sideways pussy is great Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41012499 How much cash? What's the best way to get intimate rather than just a stupid massage? Now you are just being obtuse. You want twenties. How many depends on where you live. In Kentucky you might need fives. Avoid the places where you can use EBT. |