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About F'n TIME!! Left Lane Campers: MOVE OVER! or get a ticket!!

 
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Slowpokes, beware: More states are cracking down on drivers who dawdle in the left lane.

While all states require slow-moving vehicles to keep to the right, laws that went into effect in Tennessee this year, Indiana last year, Georgia in 2014 and Florida and New Jersey in 2013 are setting harsher penalties for dawdling drivers.

The new penalties, proponents say, are aimed at reducing congestion, frustration and accidents.

Tennessee is one of the latest states to impose harsher punishments, often also called “slowpoke” or “left-lane courtesy” laws. As of the beginning of this month, slow drivers there face a $50 fine for camping out in the left lane.

“It’s not the speed on the highway that kills as much the weaving in and out of traffic, which is caused by people who impede the flow of traffic,” the bill’s sponsor, State Representative Dan Howell, told The Chattanooga Times Free Press earlier this year.




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Missouri, too.
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Ive forever forgone the highways for the side roads. It usually ends up being just as fast with a lot less stress.
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We implemented this in CO some years ago. It has really helped. Still not everybody is perfect but it is a lot better.
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Re: About F'n TIME!! Left Lane Campers: MOVE OVER! or get a ticket!!
When a left lane camper holds me up I call 911 and report them as an obvious drunk driver about to kill someone.

Basically a drunk and a shit ass driver who camps in the left lane are equally dangerous and stupid. So I call them in.

I suggest everyone do this.

Keep right except to pass. ITS THE LAW!
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Slowpokes, beware: More states are cracking down on drivers who dawdle in the left lane.

While all states require slow-moving vehicles to keep to the right, laws that went into effect in Tennessee this year, Indiana last year, Georgia in 2014 and Florida and New Jersey in 2013 are setting harsher penalties for dawdling drivers.

The new penalties, proponents say, are aimed at reducing congestion, frustration and accidents.

Tennessee is one of the latest states to impose harsher punishments, often also called “slowpoke” or “left-lane courtesy” laws. As of the beginning of this month, slow drivers there face a $50 fine for camping out in the left lane.

“It’s not the speed on the highway that kills as much the weaving in and out of traffic, which is caused by people who impede the flow of traffic,” the bill’s sponsor, State Representative Dan Howell, told The Chattanooga Times Free Press earlier this year.




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Another good law... wasted. Why do we need a law on texting while walking when we have an existing jay-walking law? Same goes here, why do we need a left lane camper ticket law, when delay of traffic already exists? It too carries the same 50 fee.

Just more pointless papers for you pushers.
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When a left lane camper holds me up I call 911 and report them as an obvious drunk driver about to kill someone.

Basically a drunk and a shit ass driver who camps in the left lane are equally dangerous and stupid. So I call them in.

I suggest everyone do this.

Keep right except to pass. ITS THE LAW!
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yes, we need more and more laws for victim-less "crimes"

shouldn't you be doing something else? surely somewhere there are some boots that need to be licked
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I love these threads. Can't wait for the left lane campers to find it.
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I can only speak for Tennessee, but here it is just about the money. They don't care about your safety or convenience. They need a way to get more of your money.
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When a left lane camper holds me up I call 911 and report them as an obvious drunk driver about to kill someone.

Basically a drunk and a shit ass driver who camps in the left lane are equally dangerous and stupid. So I call them in.

I suggest everyone do this.

Keep right except to pass. ITS THE LAW!
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decades too fucking late. I always despised the left lane speed regulators. That why I always went for a lot of horsepower. Sometimes you need it to pass these left lane assholes to the right because they always try to get to the next slower driver in the right lane to keep everyone behind them.

Im surprised that a lot of them haven't been shot.
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In Tennessee it only applies to highways with 3 or more lanes. Also just to make a point this law will only work when DOT fixes the roads better. For example I-40 to Asheville,NC has left hand exit lanes. Are you going to run over someone exiting in to the left to save 30 seconds.?
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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When a left lane camper holds me up I call 911 and report them as an obvious drunk driver about to kill someone.

Basically a drunk and a shit ass driver who camps in the left lane are equally dangerous and stupid. So I call them in.

I suggest everyone do this.

Keep right except to pass. ITS THE LAW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64511093


decades too fucking late. I always despised the left lane speed regulators. That why I always went for a lot of horsepower. Sometimes you need it to pass these left lane assholes to the right because they always try to get to the next slower driver in the right lane to keep everyone behind them.

Im surprised that a lot of them haven't been shot.
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There ya go Mario!
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In Georgia, the fast lane is the right hand lane. Nobody gives a fuck about the rules, except the cops, shaking you down for a speeding ticket.
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The Toll roads around Chicago get this right. No Semis in the left two lanes.

In Indiana we got the new law, Grandpa just ain't read it yet. lol
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Did you know there are more accidents/injuries white water rafting in Level 2 rapids than Level 4?

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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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FTARH-spicoliUD

Yes you are supposed to get your ass in the right lane instead of holding up traffic.
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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So if I'm doing the speed limit?
LoL...

As if you're actually trying to imagine that would happen.

The rule is:
If you're in the left lane, and no one is in front of you.... but there are people behind you?

YOU"RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE ASSHOLE!
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


You're probably the same type that when you are warned 3 miles in advance that a lane is closing you stay in that lane at speed trying to gain a few spots. I never let those assholes merge in because they had miles to get in the open lane but instead they create a clusterfuck that slows traffic to a crawl.

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Wonderful. I have to drive a two lane and it is the slow guys who swaddled that create the biggest problems.
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You do realize that they wanna get the slow-pokes outta the way in the fast lane, so speeders can go 20+ MPH over the speed limit...and they can catch them. That's how they fill their quotas. With $300 speeding tickets.
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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Look...another possible drunk driver.

Love that suggestion! Can't wait to use it. Get the F out of my way!
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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You're probably the same type that when you are warned 3 miles in advance that a lane is closing you stay in that lane at speed trying to gain a few spots. I never let those assholes merge in because they had miles to get in the open lane but instead they create a clusterfuck that slows traffic to a crawl.
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and half are driving BMW's, they are too smart and good to wait in line.
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Re: About F'n TIME!! Left Lane Campers: MOVE OVER! or get a ticket!!
When a left lane camper holds me up I call 911 and report them as an obvious drunk driver about to kill someone.

Basically a drunk and a shit ass driver who camps in the left lane are equally dangerous and stupid. So I call them in.

I suggest everyone do this.

Keep right except to pass. ITS THE LAW!
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so no more driving in the left lane then???
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


You're probably the same type that when you are warned 3 miles in advance that a lane is closing you stay in that lane at speed trying to gain a few spots. I never let those assholes merge in because they had miles to get in the open lane but instead they create a clusterfuck that slows traffic to a crawl.
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and half are driving BMW's, they are too smart and good to wait in line.
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Too stupid to realize that if they merged into the open lane before the very end speeds would stay close to the posted limit through the construction zone instead of slowing to a crawl when they reach the end and feel entitled to be let in.
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


Why don't you just speed up to the flow of traffic in the left lane?



I love it. Self-righteous assholes in the left lane should be shot, hung, disembowled, throttled, flayed alive, quartered and then cussed.
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


Why don't you just speed up to the flow of traffic in the left lane?



I love it. Self-righteous assholes in the left lane should be shot, hung, disembowled, throttled, flayed alive, quartered and then cussed.
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And pissed on by a rabid wombat.
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It causes traffic jams. Slow assholes who make everyones trip 45min longer
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
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So if I'm doing the speed limit?
LoL...

As if you're actually trying to imagine that would happen.

The rule is:
If you're in the left lane, and no one is in front of you.... but there are people behind you?

YOU"RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE ASSHOLE!
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Wait, why would you expect a guy driving the speed limit in the left lane to move over so you can break the law by speeding?
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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


You're probably the same type that when you are warned 3 miles in advance that a lane is closing you stay in that lane at speed trying to gain a few spots. I never let those assholes merge in because they had miles to get in the open lane but instead they create a clusterfuck that slows traffic to a crawl.
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If you get in the other lane early, it's not merging then is it. It's just changing lanes.

There's no reason why everyone should have to change lanes early rather than actually merging.

If you don't like it, then wait to merge yourself. In fact, if everyone just stayed in the lane that they're already in and the people in the merging lane just merged as the lane starts tapering off, things would flow much more smoothly (hence the term merge).

And yes, left lane campers are ridiculous and extremely inconsiderate.

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So if I'm doing the speed limit I'm expected to pull over in the truck lane and be trapped between trucks while everyone flies past in a huge line I don't think so. They won't let you back over

I wait til the slower lane is free and clear so I don't get trapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70387866


So if I'm doing the speed limit?
LoL...

As if you're actually trying to imagine that would happen.

The rule is:
If you're in the left lane, and no one is in front of you.... but there are people behind you?

YOU"RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE ASSHOLE!
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Wait, why would you expect a guy driving the speed limit in the left lane to move over so you can break the law by speeding?
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Ummm, so he doesn't fuck up the flow of traffic and stack up drivers behind him in an unsafe manor. It is none of your concern if another more skilled driver is traveling faster than you.





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