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Woman Cuts Off Man's Penis At Xmas Party ...or, "ALL I WANT FROM SANTA IS A GOOD STRAP-ON" ...HO, HO, HO!

 
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Woman Charged With Malicious Castration

From Associated Press
December 30, 2006 6:50 AM EST

LILLINGTON, N.C. - A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.

All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.

"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."

Dawson does not have a listed phone number.

State law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.

Dawson, who was released Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with offenses including assault causing serious bodily injury.

The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.

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Now THAT's A Christmas party!



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No weapon used?

50 Stitches?

She grabbed his balls and pulled by the sound of things....

Ouch!
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I never get invited to the really fun parties where everyone gets wild and crazy. Maybe I should drop the pocket protector.
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Re: Woman Cuts Off Man's Penis At Xmas Party ...or, "ALL I WANT FROM SANTA IS A GOOD STRAP-ON" ...HO, HO, HO!
I bet she has acryllic nails. Those things can be used as a weapon!
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a weapon was not used?

did she use her teeth?
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headline should read:

MAN TOO DRUNK TO STOP WOMAN WITH A KNIFE WHILE LYING ABOUT THE HOME COMPLETELY NAKED
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Its not funny at all.
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Re: Woman Cuts Off Man's Penis At Xmas Party ...or, "ALL I WANT FROM SANTA IS A GOOD STRAP-ON" ...HO, HO, HO!
Do any of you remember the case where the couple was drunk and her boy friend scalped the woman? She survived.

This is only one example of why and how alcohol is so dangerous. People will do anything while they are drinking.

It's not called "spirits" for nothing.
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I thought it was the chandaler, honey!
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Odds this guy starts to sleep with one eye open

Yes -360
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They are selling it on Ebay.
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50 stitches?

Everybody is gonna call this guy Frankendick, just watch.
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They were planning on putting it in a bowl of Wendy's for the insurance chile but changed their minds.
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Re: Woman Cuts Off Man's Penis At Xmas Party ...or, "ALL I WANT FROM SANTA IS A GOOD STRAP-ON" ...HO, HO, HO!
That lady was one hotdog short of a six pack.
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HOLY COW! That's gotta hurt.
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That's a hand job I could do without!
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What a rip off.
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chuckle
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Yeah but what if he was like..hey babe..check out my Dick...n she was like...oh yeah!..I want that!...he didn't know she was Gay..?...lol!
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Dear, that wasn't what I meant when I said I was, "yours forever."
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Ever see a cropped Doberman wag its tail? That is what it is going to be like.
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That lady was one hotdog short of a six pack.
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THERE'S 12 DICKS TO TEN BUNS. A TOTAL CONSPIRACY FOR DECADES.
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Well, now there is at least one guy who is going to have the pee running down his leg! We want every man, we want EQUAL-i-TY!
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MALISCIOUS CASTRATION? WHEN IS IT ANY DIFFERENT?

CUT A MANS DICK OFF?

PLANNED, PREVIOUS AGREEMENT?

ZX
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OUCH!!!!!
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He had to be naked to start with, so, it seems that this was him trying to have her or similar
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This part may have had something to do with the castration...
"at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said."
Maybe she found out who was really hosting the party while they were at the party.
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I bet she has acryllic nails. Those things can be used as a weapon!
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I've fallen victim to the nails twice in my life. I still have a scar on my shoulder from when a crazy bitch dug those nails deep into my shoulder and just ripped a massive chunk of skin right off. I didn't cry though.
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Was there actually a point to this stupid fucking story?
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In my opinion, all women are stinky, fish smelling dirty cunts and bitches.
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omg, just imagining hurts...

shocked

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