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I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat

 
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I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)

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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Get a new fiancee.
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
are you female?
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)
 Quoting: Jupiter24


Your fiancee or your cat ?
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Base a lifetime of commitment on a 9 year lifespan of a pet.
You are a keeper.
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Base a lifetime of commitment on a 9 year lifespan of a pet.
You are a keeper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71252427


I had a male cat that lived 22 years once
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Get a new fiancee.
 Quoting: brassbat


Yeah, why not, maybe somebody who likes cats too


I adopted my cat from a shelter, she ran away from her old home. She was probably neglected, I don't want that to happen again to her
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
do you have a fiancee?
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
OP: at least you'll know that your cat will always love you. That rules out about 90% of women right there.
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07/18/2016 08:15 PM
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Trim her nails and brush her (both on a regular basis).

Problems solved.
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
do you have a fiancee?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61354302


Well, things are very unclear as of now
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Trim her nails and brush her (both on a regular basis).

Problems solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65903203


Hmmmmm you are right
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I'm going to skip that faze if I ever score again
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)
 Quoting: Jupiter24


I have no problem I just shave you pussy so it cant get hair balls !

for your furniture problem , kevlar pantys or kevlar G string will fix the problem !


kitty

lol
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She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)
 Quoting: Jupiter24


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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)
 Quoting: Jupiter24


Cats do what they gotta do, get your cat a scratching post.
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Trim her nails and brush her (both on a regular basis).

Problems solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65903203


Hmmmmm you are right
 Quoting: Jupiter24


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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
Trim her nails and brush her (both on a regular basis).

Problems solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65903203


Hmmmmm you are right
 Quoting: Jupiter24


please dont cut her nails its not natural
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
She vomits hairball and scratches the furniture (really bad)
 Quoting: Jupiter24


Cats do what they gotta do, get your cat a scratching post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71018831


I did,but she ignored it, she likes scratching the couch or the carpet, which is why we removed the carpet
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07/18/2016 08:41 PM
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Re: I will only get married if my fiancee accepts my cat
My cats eat organic coconut oil right off the spoon. No more hair balls!





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