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BREAKING: UFO OVER O'HARE AIRPORT - CHICAGO TRIBUNE

 
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It was on NPR a few minutes ago...

IT MUST BE TRUE!!!














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I'd prefer a reliable source, like Fox News.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who will believe it..?
How do the UFOs let people know they are actually here??


It's a big problem..!! scratching


Solutions are welcome...!

thumbs




alienship
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Found this photo taken 12-04-06 Looks like something is interested in Chicago. (click photo of WATCHER OVER MIDWAY" Sorry not sure how to link [link to www.coasttocoastam.com]
Yesterday my husband and I were on the road and we saw a very strange cloud. It was V shaped, like a tornado laying flat in the sky, ENORMOUS. Very grey, swirly and mean. On all sides you could see clear skies, with very high cumulus (sp?) clouds. The first thing we thought was a ship cover.
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look in images
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I have a question..

Why would you post a link AND cut & paste the entire article?

Redundant, no?
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I have a question..

Why would you post a link AND cut & paste the entire article?

Redundant, no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 170373

I'm dumdant I guess?
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Who will believe it..?
How do the UFOs let people know they are actually here??


It's a big problem..!! scratching


Solutions are welcome...!

thumbs




alienship
 Quoting: OctoberAuriana

We expect too much evidence from a reality too advanced to even concern what our skepticism is of their existence. They've clearly done more than enough proving that they're life forms originating from other civilizations. maybe too much, we should be grateful for that.
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In tha sky! A bird? A plane? A ... UFO?
Video: UFO over O'Hare Airport?

Published January 1, 2007

It sounds like a tired joke--but a group of airline employees insist they is in earnest, n tizzle is upset tizzy wanna be gangsta they bosses nor tha government will takes tizzy seriously . know what im sayin?.

A fly'n saucerlike object hovered low over O'Hare Internatizzle Airport fo` several minutes before bolt'n through thiznick clouds wit such intense energy that it left an eerie hole in overcast skies, said some United Airlines employees who observed tha phenomizzles.

Was it an alien spaceship? A weatha balloon lost in tha airspace over tha world's second-bizzles airport? A top-secret military criznaft? Or simply a reflection frizzay lights tizzy played a trizzay on tha eyes?

Officials at United professed no knowledge of tha Nov. 7 event--which was reported ta tha airline by as many as a dozen of its own worka--when tha Tribune started bustin' questions recently cuz its a doggy dog world. But tha Federal Aviation Administrizzles said its air traffic control towa at O'Hare did receive a cizzall fizzle a United supervizzles weed-smokin' if controlla had spotted a mysterious elliptical-shaped craft sitt'n motionless over Concourse C of tha United terminal fo gettin yo pimp on.

No baller saw tha object, n a preliminary chizneck of radar found nuttin' out of tha ordinary, FAA spokeswizzle Elizabeth Isham Cory said . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

The FAA is not rhymin' a furtha investizzles Cory said. The theory is tha rhymin' was caused by a "weather phenomenon," she said.

The UFO report has sparked some chuckles among bitch in O'Hare brotha.

"To fly 7 million light years ta O'Hare n then have ta turn around n go home coz yo gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," said O'Hare controlla n union official Craig Burzych.

Some of tha witnesses, interviewed by tha Tribune, said tizzle is upset tizzy brotha tha government nor tha airline is prob'n tha incident , chill yo.

Bitch tha object wizzy it could hizzle interfered wit O'Hare's radar n brotha equipment, n even created a collision riznisk, they said . know what im sayin?.

The Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (izzle tiznerm tizzy extraterrestrial-watcha nowadays prefa over Unidentified Fly'n Object) was F-to-tha-izzirst seen by a United R-to-tha-izzamp crazy ass nigga who was direct'n back a United plane at Gate C17, rhymin' ta an account tha worka provided ta tha National UFO Report'n Brotha sho nuff.

The sight'n occurred dur'n daylight, `bout 4:30 p.m., jizzay before sunset.

All tha witnesses said tha object was dizzay gray n wiznell defined in tha overcast skies so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. They said tha craft, estimated by different accounts ta be 6 feet ta 24 feet in diameta, did not display any lights.

Some said it looked like a rotat'n Frisbee, while otha said it did not appear ta be spinn'n. All agreed tha object made no noise n it was at a fixed position in tha sky, just below tha 1,900-foot cloud dizzay until shoot'n off into tha clouds.

Witnesses shaken by clockin'

"I tend ta be scientific by nature, n I Don't understand why aliens would crazy ass nigga over a busy airport," said a United mechanic who was in tha cockpit of a Perpetratin' 777 that he was chillin' ta a maintenance hangar whizzen he observed tha metallic-look'n object above Gizzle C17.

"But I kizzle tizzle W-H-to-tha-izzat I saw n whizzat a lot of otha thugz saw stood out vizzle clearly, n it def was not an [Earth] Aircraft," tha mechanic said . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.

One United employee appeared emotionally shaken by tha sight'n n "experienced some religious issues" over it, one co-worka said ta help you tap dat ass.

A United managa said he ran outside his office in Concourse B crazy ass nigga hear'n tha report `bout tha sight'n on an internal airline radio frequency and yo momma.

"I stood outside in tha gate area not know'n whizzay ta think, just try'n ta figure out what it was," he said in tha hood. "I in tha hood. kizzy no one would makes a false call like that . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. But if somebody was bounc'n a weatha balloon or sum-m sum-m else over O'Hare, we had ta S-T-to-tha-izzop it coz it was in very close proximity ta our flight operations."

Some joke, hustla research

The databizzles of various UFO-watch'n groups is F-to-tha-izzull of accounts filed by pilots `bout sight'n of unknown aircraft n anomalies tizzle affected navigatizzles equipment onboard planes.

Whetha any of tha UFO incidents is real or merely tha result of individual perceptions, some experts say tha events pizzle a potential safety rizzle ta pilots n they passenga.

"There have been documented cases where safety appears ta have bizzy implicated, n more n more we is com'n ta tha point of view tizzle we is deal'n wit an intelligent phenomenon," said Richard Haines, science director at tha National Aviation Report'n Rappa on Anomalous Phenomizzles a private agency.

"We mizzay be proactive before an aircraft goes down," said Haines, a forma chief of tha Space Human Factors Office at NASA's Ames Research Bitch.

Haines is investigat'n tha O'Hare incident n shit. He said he has determined that no weatha balloons were launched in tha vicinity of O'Hare on Nov . Hollaz to the East Side. 7.

"It's absurd tizzy tha military would be clockin' aerial tiznest flights" near tha airport, Haines said fo' sheezy.

All tha witnesses ta tha O'Hare event, who included at least several pilots, said tizzle is certain based on tha disc's appearance n flight characterizzles that it was not an airplane, gangsta brotha balloon or any cracka criznaft knizzay ta man where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

United denies UFO report

They're not sure W-H-to-tha-izzat was hang'n out fo` several minutes in tha restricted airspace, but tizzle is upset that no one in cracka has taken tha gangsta seriously . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

A United spokeswizzle said there is no record of tha UFO report fo' sheezy. She said United officials do not recall discussion of any sizzay incident.

"There's nuttin' in tha duty managa log, which is used ta report unusual incidents," said United spokeswizzles Megan McCarthy fo' sheezy. "I fo' sheezy. checked around . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. There's . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. no record of anything."

The pilots of tha United plane being directed bizzy friznom Gate C17 also were notified by United personnel of tha sight'n, n one of tha pilots reportedly opened a windscreen in tha cockpit ta git a nigga view of tha object estimated ta be hover'n 1,500 feet above tha ground.

The object was seen ta suddenly accelerate straight up through tha solid overcast skies, which tha FAA reported had 1,900-foot cloud ceil'n at tha time.

"It was like somebody punched a hizzy in tha sky," said one United employee.

Witnesses said they had a hard tizzle visually track'n tha object as it streaked through tha dense clouds . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

It left behind an open hole of clear air in tha cloud cracka tha witnesses said, perpetratin' that tha hole disappeared witin a few minutes.

The United employees interviewed by tha Tribune spoke on condition of anonymity.

Some said they were interviewed by United officials n instructed ta write reports n draw pictures of whiznat they observed, n T-H-to-tha-izzat tizzle were advised by United officials ta refrain F-R-to-tha-izzom clockin' `bout what they saw but real niggaz don't give a fuck.

Federal agency backtracks

Like United, tha FAA originally told tha Tribune that it had no 411 on tha alleged UFO sight'n. But tha federal agency quickly reversed its position brotha tha newspapa filed a Freedom of Information Act request.

An internal FAA review of air-traffic communicizzles tapes, a stizzay toward mobbin' wit tha Tribune request, turned up tha call by tha United supervizzle ta an FAA killa in tha airport playa Cory said like old skool shit.

Cory said tha nigga mizzay have factored into what tha witnesses thought they saw.

"Our theory on this is tizzle it was a wanna be gangsta phenomenon," she said. "That. N-to-tha-izzight was a perfect atmospheric condition in terms of low [cloud] ceil'n n a lot of airport lights yeah yeah baby. Wizzy tha lights shine up into tha clouds, sometizzles you can see F-U-Double-Nizzy dippin'. That's. our takes on it."
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Yeah, they are real. Now those A&P mechanics know it...some of them anyways, and that might be all they were there for. A particular soul, a particular mind needed to be awakened. Mission accomplished. The rest of the monkeys will remain obstinately blind and unaware.
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Note the comment on the one person with a religious-type experience.
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First of all, no lights-the mark of a true ET craft, as they don't require FAA-designated nav lights, second of all, something touched them on an emotional level, upsetting and disturbing them. Sounds real enough. Truth can be disquieting.
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Who will believe it..?
How do the UFOs let people know they are actually here??


It's a big problem..!! scratching


Solutions are welcome...!

thumbs




alienship

We expect too much evidence from a reality too advanced to even concern what our skepticism is of they're existence. They've clearly done more than enough proving that they're life forms originating from other civilizations. maybe too much, we should be grateful for that.
 Quoting: edgar celadus



I think you're thinking of those who don't care about Earth...


I'm talking about our Family; our People...


What would happen if they landed during intermission at a big football game...??

Would ppl believe it was real, or a hoax...??


hmm



Any thoughts..?
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Who will believe it..?
How do the UFOs let people know they are actually here??


It's a big problem..!! scratching


Solutions are welcome...!

thumbs




alienship

We expect too much evidence from a reality too advanced to even concern what our skepticism is of they're existence. They've clearly done more than enough proving that they're life forms originating from other civilizations. maybe too much, we should be grateful for that.



I think you're thinking of those who don't care about Earth...


I'm talking about our Family; our People...


What would happen if they landed during intermission at a big football game...??

Would ppl believe it was real, or a hoax...??


hmm



Any thoughts..?
 Quoting: OctoberAuriana

Who are these people who "don't care about Earth". can you be more specific about that?

Aren't we all a Family, isn't everything interconnected, including the People?

Why would any extraterrestrial craft feel the need to land on a football field to prove their existence? The trick is to not believe, but to feel. if you can't feel, you're out of luck.
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How silly we are....we don't deserve contact from a higher intelligence. I am sure they have taken a look and said let's check out a higher dimension than these earthbound retards. It would surely taken too much wiring to transport us to th 5th dimension and beyond.
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"To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," said O'Hare controller and union official Craig Burzych."

TRANSLATION:

The craft was a smaller transport/scout ship, and the mother ship it came from is the vehicle which made the 7 million mile trip.
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""To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," said O'Hare controller and union official Craig Burzych."

that is just a naive statement... who says they have to travel 7 million light years... lol... technologies millions of years more advanced than ours could probably travel those types of distances in a blink of an eye via various methods.... they have been around since many walked the earth... soon everyone will know... CONTACT is coming and soon...
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I hope they shoot the fucking alien spacecraft out of the fucking sky. We don't need no fucking aliens and they need to understand that they have to get the fuck out of our galaxy.

Damn aliens. Nothing that irks me more than fucking aliens clouding up our nice blue sky. Shoot the fuckers out of the sky I say!!!

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They described the cloud to look like this on here [link to www.coasttocoastam.com] when the object went up.
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I hope they shoot the fucking alien spacecraft out of the fucking sky. We don't need no fucking aliens and they need to understand that they have to get the fuck out of our galaxy.

Damn aliens. Nothing that irks me more than fucking aliens clouding up our nice blue sky. Shoot the fuckers out of the sky I say!!!

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 Quoting: Kill aliens!!! 115

Then I suppose we should say the same things about our "human" selves, what makes you think we belong on this planet more than they do?

Think about that.
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Pics Here:

[link to www.probush.com]
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Probably one of ours.
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Exactly - doesn't necessarily mean bug-eyed greys are flying them.
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Just say NO to aliens.

Actually, you should do more than that. You should say "shit on you aliens". "Shit stream on you aliens!!" is what we should say!!!

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eff you aliens. eff you so hard...
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Some aliens actually gentically engineered themselves so that they don't have any bung holes. Can you imagine that?? What happens when they fart? Do they explode or what?? Those shitty stinky aliens just are not able to get rid of their stench by getting rid of their bung hole. What they do to feed is soak themselves in a stinky concoction of nutrients. Poor bastards don't realize they stink like rotten eggs even though that can't fart. HA HA!! Karmas a bitch man!!!

Stinky alien bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Wow...a whole month and a half before this sees the light of day...imagine that, proof of UFO's and no one sees the importance of it all...
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Go fuck yourself, 115, you idiot. I bet many people wish you didn't have an asshole, or that you would at least wipe it, you nasty piece of walking feces.
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Not exactly proof. No proof at all. That's their trademark. Maybe the witnesses were so disturbed they have continued yacking about it, and since there is more than one, they feel corroborated
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Not exactly proof. No proof at all. That's their trademark. Maybe the witnesses were so disturbed they have continued yacking about it, and since there is more than one, they feel corroborated
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Thats another good possibility, but what if in reality, its the opposite of that? where do we proceed from there? or is ignorance powerful enough to cancel out any further investigation of such a random coincidence?
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Fascinating
Aliens suck the big wazoo
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Go fuck yourself, 115, you idiot. I bet many people wish you didn't have an asshole, or that you would at least wipe it, you nasty piece of walking feces.
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Thank you for your worthless opinion 4533. Do you have an alien chip in your brain? Or can you explain your alien servitude to something else Did they offer you a "power pack" for when the Planet X turn your life to living hell?
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FAA is full of shit. Scroll down to the end of the page [link to www.faa.gov]

It is no longer a question of are we being visited, the real question is why are they here?
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EARTH MAN!

I am Pizarali Kunjapa from the glorious empire of the Empaka.

We did want to visit Chicago and wanted to enter via the legal way through your immigrations and customs departments.

However, our lead scientist FAILED to tell us that its bloody cold in Chicago and we decided to go back home.

WE look forward to visiting your fine empire again soon.

bye!

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