What does one do in heaven?

heaven will not be like anything your programmed conscious mind understands

Probably work 6 days a week and figure which of your debt slave bills to pay...

Would love some answers
For one I am afraid I get bored
I mean forever and ever it's a long time

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 07/27/2016 01:34 AM

who cares
im going with you to valhalla to eat good food drink good drinks and have hot steamy sex with you all night long

You eat unlimited ham and cheese sammiches whilst getting a blowjob from a supermodel.

Sounds like heaven to me.

Whatever you experience in his world you take with you.

Really dude..We have a whole book called the Bible..and never in it did God who promised everyone who believed in him a heaven, mention what that shit was all about.

I thought one got to "roll around Heaven all day"

This looks like fun already

What does that mean?

If one has a life packed with bad experience..that goes with you?
How is that heaven?

Remember, a fly's idea of heaven is filled with shit. Don't be the fly.

yes and nothing has programmed as many minds as your book

I just find it very very interesting that the pagan Viking had a VERY CLEAR understanding about what the afterlife entailed..whilst even now the Christians have no clue what so ever after 2000 years what their heaven is supposed to be like.



Last Edited by Urður on 07/27/2016 01:50 AM

you can do whatever you want
so when your ready for our date of good food drinks & sex just let me know
ill be waiting for you sexybabe

My book?

I'm a pagan.

Last Edited by Urður on 07/27/2016 01:52 AM

you know the greatest moments in your life?

you get to have them all the time

Compare it to the Borg.

No pain. No ups and downs. All serving one King (like the Borg Queen). For 1000 years trying to assimilate everyone into the group consciousness.

Attempted take over.

Oh and their kingdom is a square ship.

Last Edited by I_am_who_I_am on 07/27/2016 01:55 AM

You dirty little...

So heaven is groundhog day?

you cant ignore me forever sexybabe
i love munching on sexy pagan babes ;)

see you then at the end

Skeggöld, skàlmöld
Skildir klofnir

See you at Valhöll

Skàl

See, this here is a very common misunderstanding. Eternity has nothing to do with time, whatsoever. Time is only applicable to this material world. Matter wears down, hence time.

Eternity on the other hand is a state of being. Ever wondered why God refers to Himself simply as: "I am." Try to grasp the full meaning of that. It will lead you to many new insights.

feels like water
so i heard

you don't pay attention to the material because your senses are overwhelmed.
This is what people say in their ndes

Kinda but only 85% truth

We do have that Borg strain of Mary Jane growing here

so basically your essence floats around with retarded abandon

Well you might look better physically.

But then consider all that worship for eternity.

Jehovah likes that shit.

Yuck.

It's a square ISLAND and it's got lovely gardens and lots of bling bling