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Thor Fury User ID: 71990804 United States 07/30/2016 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47292466 United States 07/30/2016 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dogs are starting to speak too. What will they say? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2202984 "I want to go out" "Throw the ball.. throw the ball" "I want a bone.." "I want to go out" "Throw the ball.." "Scratch my head." "Fucking dog pellets for dinner, again?" "My ass itches!" :dogdrag: Yeah, man, brown pebbles again??? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72678849 United Kingdom 07/30/2016 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol he's grunting some sounds, i didnt hear 1 single recognizable word Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72693197 You don't have teenage kids yet do you? I have a parakeet who has a bigger vocabulary. Yes and if you also have a teenage son I will put money on the parakeet not only being more cheerful and chatty but also more tidy, hygienic and smells better. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72671640 Canada 07/30/2016 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I trained my dog to make noises on command for treats, so fucking what. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13257982 Dogs can talk I know this, I heard a dog talk, strangest dog you ever seen. It not only talked it cussed. Also it hummed. It would tale people to get out, he was hungry etc. It could and did do this, shock a lot of people. One woman had a poodle that would say I love you moma, she pretended she did not hear it, until my aunt asked her did she hear her dog say I love you moma. The woman, told my aunt that she was so thankful she said she heard the dog, because she thought she had gone crazy. I am telling you some dogs can talk and know what they are saying. I do not know how many can but most I have heard are smaller dogs. Why they can is beyond me, but for a fact I have heard them and other people differently heard the dog tell them to get the blank out of the house. Some times I think cats can, they sound enough like humans at times anyway. If an animal is going to talk it wound be one that has been with man for a long time. I know this is true, I am sure others have had the same thing happen to them, just that some people do not want to be laughed at, I am not that way. You can laugh all you want, but it does not change anything of what I said which is true not just my experience with that dog who wound tell you to get out, and he was hungry feed him. Not pretty dog at all, he was not even cute. My daddy loved that dog. It came in from North Carolina from the moving van my sister thing came home in. It just hopped out of that van and stayed at my dad's all the rest of it's life. No one messed with that dog. That monkey was not talking it was grunting. I heard a cat repeatedly say no to a bath. It was apparent it knew what that word meant! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65695764 United States 07/30/2016 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One day you or you ancestors are going to be sorry for all those lives you took ignorantly thinking because they were dumb beasts this entitled you to murder. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72691881 Lol. I have often wondered that. So will Lions feel bad for eating there pray alive. Is A certain pack hunts elephants and the death of these highly intelligent mammals by lions is fucking horrid to watch. Wolves will eat alive as well! Mfuck |
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The Comedian :D User ID: 72694483 United States 07/30/2016 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a madhouse! A madhouse! Have the Democrats started registering them to vote yet? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 72694483 United States 07/30/2016 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72679014 But will they be able to make white girls buy their "music"? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Thank You, Jesus Christ! User ID: 72362624 United States 07/30/2016 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Monkey see monkey do Don't expect truth from a world run by a liar, thief, and murderer. SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!! Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning. Thank you Jesus! Amen! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69099804 United States 07/30/2016 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wouldnt that be crazy if all the monkeys/orangutans stood up, came out of the jungles/zoos and demanded ape rights? lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71910986 Not to mention EBT cards and section 8 housing. Orangutans would be more deserving than the current recipients. Probably easier to deal with too. |
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