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Orangutans are starting to speak

 
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07/30/2016 06:22 PM
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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Evolution tards have to be the most delusional "scientists" out there.

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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Damn naggers.

Stop encouraging monkeys.

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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Dogs are starting to speak too. What will they say?

"I want to go out"

"Throw the ball.. throw the ball"

"I want a bone.."

"I want to go out"

"Throw the ball.."
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"Scratch my head."

"Fucking dog pellets for dinner, again?"

"My ass itches!"

:dogdrag:
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Yeah, man, brown pebbles again???
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lol he's grunting some sounds, i didnt hear 1 single recognizable word
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You don't have teenage kids yet do you?
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Orangutan meets orangutan
Sup ginge from another minge
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I can make my bird to that. How much money have they blown?
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lol he's grunting some sounds, i didnt hear 1 single recognizable word
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You don't have teenage kids yet do you?
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I have a parakeet who has a bigger vocabulary.
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I use the same trick to teach my birds to talk. I reward them with treats!
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Human-Like Speech Seen In Orangutans For The First Time

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I predict they surpass the urban black in IQ within a decade.
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hesright
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oh dear god no

here comes another wave of rap
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yea because country music is sooo much better.

shove your opinion up your ass you arent the only dick in this universe
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lol he's grunting some sounds, i didnt hear 1 single recognizable word
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You don't have teenage kids yet do you?
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I have a parakeet who has a bigger vocabulary.
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Yes and if you also have a teenage son I will put money on the parakeet not only being more cheerful and chatty but also more tidy, hygienic and smells better.
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I trained my dog to make noises on command for treats, so fucking what.
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Dogs can talk I know this, I heard a dog talk, strangest dog you ever seen. It not only talked it cussed. Also it hummed. It would tale people to get out, he was hungry etc. It could and did do this, shock a lot of people. One woman had a poodle that would say I love you moma, she pretended she did not hear it, until my aunt asked her did she hear her dog say I love you moma. The woman, told my aunt that she was so thankful she said she heard the dog, because she thought she had gone crazy.

I am telling you some dogs can talk and know what they are saying. I do not know how many can but most I have heard are smaller dogs. Why they can is beyond me, but for a fact I have heard them and other people differently heard the dog tell them to get the blank out of the house. Some times I think cats can, they sound enough like humans at times anyway. If an animal is going to talk it wound be one that has been with man for a long time.

I know this is true, I am sure others have had the same thing happen to them, just that some people do not want to be laughed at, I am not that way. You can laugh all you want, but it does not change anything of what I said which is true not just my experience with that dog who wound tell you to get out, and he was hungry feed him. Not pretty dog at all, he was not even cute. My daddy loved that dog. It came in from North Carolina from the moving van my sister thing came home in. It just hopped out of that van and stayed at my dad's all the rest of it's life. No one messed with that dog.

That monkey was not talking it was grunting.
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I heard a cat repeatedly say no to a bath. It was apparent it knew what that word meant!
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oh dear god no

here comes another wave of rap
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yea because country music is sooo much better.

shove your opinion up your ass you arent the only dick in this universe
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Rap crap blows chunks.

:smith dance:
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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
they already did that, formed their on group BLM
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One day you or you ancestors are going to be sorry for all those lives you took ignorantly thinking because they were dumb beasts this entitled you to murder.
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Lol.

I have often wondered that. So will Lions feel bad for eating there pray alive. Is A certain pack hunts elephants and the death of these highly intelligent mammals by lions is fucking horrid to watch.

Wolves will eat alive as well! Mfuck
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One day you or you ancestors are going to be sorry for all those lives you took ignorantly thinking because they were dumb beasts this entitled you to murder.
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One day when we lose compassion, you are in for a rude awakening. I already lost mine.
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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
It's a madhouse!

A madhouse!

Have the Democrats started registering them to vote yet?

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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Human-Like Speech Seen In Orangutans For The First Time

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I predict they surpass the urban black in IQ within a decade.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72679014


But will they be able to make white girls buy their "music"?

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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Monkey see monkey do

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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
wouldnt that be crazy if all the monkeys/orangutans stood up, came out of the jungles/zoos and demanded ape rights? lol
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Not to mention EBT cards and section 8 housing.
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Orangutans would be more deserving than the current recipients. Probably easier to deal with too.
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Re: Orangutans are starting to speak
Human-Like Speech Seen In Orangutans For The First Time

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72692897


They got an Orangutan to make a noise for food, wow.
If that was a tax payer funded study I want my money back...





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