George Noory

George Noory was banned from Planet Fitness for “shaving his privates” in the ladies locker room.

Size Queen and glory hole spelunker George Noory was crestfallen after discovering that Burger King wasn’t really “home of the Whopper”.

Despite flatlined ratings & his ever-shrinking Baby Boomer audience, Jorch is sure he can get a spot on the BBC.

On a related note, George got spots you know where from a BBC….

With the obvious decline in Jorch's mental and verbal acuity, IFartMedia is secretly auditioning replacements.

The key requirements are;

* doesn't research
* doesn't listen
* doesn't learn
* doesn't speak the English language
* looks like haunted Tupperware

The frontrunner?

HOMER SIMPSON

Listen to this bumper Lol Andy “Anal” Williams


Just turned it on. Guest: Giveus Mancunts

George, PLEASE! This is a family show. Who’s the next guest… Anita Dick?

Mel’s Watery Hole

Explosive diarrhea?

Kaposi’s sarcoma.

Retire, Jorch.
It's time.

George is a size queen.

Dick Van Dyke’s birth name was Cock Van Lesbian.

Name one syndicated radio show that is THIS BAD yet is still on the air?

Is Tom Leykis still on the air



HEY TOM BLOW ME UP!!!!!!

Bump

Hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That puff adder!!!!!

Well there’s….uh…. Hmmmm… What about….umm….

That bipedal cephalopod!!

Hansarbiet Zimmer

Dick Syrup tonight!

George just went down on Tommy’s Dodger Dog.

Something is very odd here .
Why does that venue have
"CROCUS CITY HALL"
In big white letters on the top of the concert hall?
In the middle of Moscow?
Doesnt make sense.

Jorch has a braille tattoo on his micropeen....