George Noory

"Midnight in the desert... And Art's retiring... oooo-AHHH... retiring anew."

i wonder if crystal is on paranormaldate

Or maybe she's on a MILF website.

Somewhere in Time with Anal Bell from July 3, 1997 -- the 50th anniversary celebration/festival of the "Roswell Incident". What a weekend that was.

Dave Scrotum guest hosting.

if you want to get on the first time collar list, you have to call collect from a pay phone

I heard his chubby shadow Tim Horton Dennis lost a foot to diabetties.

it's considered a relic by the holy church

Just what America needs... Tim Horton's.

The Snoron returns tonight (Sunday night).

lol!

you have burgerking right?

well, same company

and popeyes too

Poopeye's.

That's what I meant... The U.S. is already nipples-deep in junk food joints.

Noory just went down on a BK Broiler...bareback.

Lol

Third black caller ever to Coast. Not Jeff or Cornelius.

George is playing 1950s ballroom dancing bumpers again tonight. What a turd.

The Tribe of Dan...Cortese.

Dr. Bruce Goldberg is the guest right now. Do yourself a favor and DON'T view a pic of him. What is seen cannot be unseen. Look at that pecker!!!!!

As a younger guy, he looked a little bit like Dweezil Zappa.

Trump is playing 4-D chess. Noory is playing 1-D tic-tac-toe.

Correction: Norry is playing with himself.

I like the fake past lives doctor is a full in because Mel Gibson realized what show he was doing an hour before air. Snoory would have gushed over the star of he and Tahmmy's fav cuddle movie, "What Women Want"

George calls Tommy "my little pizza roll"

It wasn't THE Mel Gibson, was it? The actor??

Oh shit, it is! Why would Mel do Coast to Coast??