George Noory

Mel Gibson's publicist probably called Mel 2 minutes before airtime and screamed, "What are you doing?! This Noory is a fool!!!! You'll never work in this town again after being on Coast to Coast!!! Cancel immediately. You'll be a laughing stock!"

Either that, or Mel suspects George might be part Jewish. LOL! ;) J/k Mel.

"It ain't George you're lookin' for...babe..."

Imagine George walking through the Rhineland dressed in lederhosen, knee-high socks, suspenders (rainbow-colored) and a Bavarian hat with a feather in it, prancing through fields of buttercups, whistling....just as a Soviet tank column led by General Zukov comes rolling over the horizon.

(Yeah, yeah...i know the Soviets didn't get to the Rhine; they only as far west as Berlin, but the clarity of the image supersedes historical accuracy).

"Up next, Joe-in-the-Bronx... Hi there Joseph!"

Mel Gibson cancelled out earlier tonight on Coast. LOL

Here's what he missed....

"Welcome Mel, how are yeww?"

"Great George, nice to be here."

"What's your take, Mel?"

"Uh...on what, George?"

"Incredible. Absolutely uncanny. We'll be back with more of Mel Gibson after these messages from Dr. Tipliski's Super Prostate Formula..."

Jorche "Welcome to the show Mel"

Mel "You bet Sizzlepants"

The other day I tried saying out loud JORCHE and I sounded exactly like Snoory.

Insulting. A radio advertisement with Noory as
the interviewer. Radio. What an embarrassment.
One can just see that lazy glass eye of Noory's
eyeing that fly in the studio.

Noory's up to his orgasmic vocal effects. Sounded like he just sat on the end of a bar stool. Now if we can Tammy and harem of 'hos, on the other three unoccupied seat poles.

Turning the station. Another health food ad show.
Yawn!

Noory looks like an immigrant who slept in the back seat of his taxi cab.

The problem with George; and, the difference between he and Art Bell is simple: Art was an atheist. IF you are confined to religious thinking you cannot press the outer edge of the envelope. I intend to attend one of Georges seminars and tell him this. "Believers" just cannot open the door to the paranormal. Art could ask the anti-christ to call in because he did not believe in myth.

Right on schedule it's Thomas in La Jolla

Someone call in tonight as fluffy from San Francisssssco

could it be a GEOR-TAL

Hello, i'm the real "John Titor" that they have been parodying on the show for years.
I just want a pillow autographed from my hero snoory as compensation for promotions over the years.

after listening to art bell somewhere in time


my disgust for snoorge implores me to bump this thread

I have to disagree. I find him as an advocate for all of us that suffer from pizza roll atrocities caused by microwaves. This is a real issue that needs to be addressed by Totinos. Georgie is our guiding light on this front.

Jorche sNoory is so bad he makes the Laughing Trucker have ROAD RAGE

Has anyone done reverse speech analysis on this Muslim huckster?
He'll either sound like a genius or some twisted evil turd.

Ifear if they do reverse speech on sNoory that it will come out reversed. SNoory wears his clothes backward like ChrissCross and he'll make you JUMP JUMP......Off the Golden GAYte Bridge

LOL!

Jorch blows portobello mushroom head.

George I miss all the commercials, can you please add more and I will listen again.

Hahahahahahaha

LOL!

Zooperbeets cause more autism than HPV vaccinations.

LMAO!!!

why does he always have the same damn callers... seems rigged..