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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?
2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the history of humanity?
3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?
4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?
5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?
6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?
7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?
9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?
10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?
11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?
12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?
13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
14. Why do you pretend to come from far away solar systems and galaxies when you know you are actually from this area of the solar system and have been so for quite some time?
15. Why do you never go to visit your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe?
16. Why do your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe never come to visit you?
17. Why do you care not to reveal your parents and do not want others to know of that relationship.
18. Why do you care not to reveal you have no real home origin that presently exists?
19. Why do you engage in cloning to create different looks to make it appear that you are from many areas of the universe?
20. Why do you tell humanity of pending catastrophic events without telling that the events are natural and occur approximately every 40,000 years.
21. Why are you now stepping up your appearances (sightings) in our skies?
22. Why do you teach some of this planet to pollute our skies with chemicals that you claim will help deal with the present global warming problem when you know that it is a lie and will not help do nothing short of causing physiological changes to bodies over time, assist with mind control and also help prepare the skies for your soon arrival?
23. Why do you stand before those you converse with in your pure form yet project holographic images into the minds of the viewers to appear to be different?
24. Why do you not tell the people of this planet that your leader is truly Reptilian in nature and appearance, and is a hater and despiser of humanity?
25. Why do you not tell the people of this planet the name of your leader which is already known by many?
26. Why will you at the time of greatest need for this planet, when this earth is shaking violently, (earthquakes, volcanoes, pole shifting) pretend to be angels of light here to assist when you will actually be staging their demise?
27. Why have you chosen to dupe the governments of this world and the rich and the elite knowing full well that you are planning their demise and especially the USA.
28. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you that they will be the first destroyed after they have assisted you in bringing forth a ONE WORLD ORDER?
29. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you for a one world government, that this government is only temporary, to allow for ANOTHER one world leader who will be most brutal; a leader who will be of your kind; a leader with no soul?

Thanks for considering the use of these questions………….
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I find your over-use of punctuation disturbing.
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Why do I only have 29 questions minus this one, for you, the aliens?
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1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?
I don't know, your mom?

2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the history of humanity?
Seemed like the right thing to do

3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?
Because we though it would be funny

4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?
I think intelligence . . . . wait . . . yeah it's definitely intelligence

5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?
Because you people are so funky looking. Have you looked at yourselves? I mean really looked at yourself there.

6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?
Why do YOU guys have the good cop bad cop theory?

7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
we're not at liberty to divulge this particular information.

8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?Oh, that?
That was an accident. You see it was a really funny story, I was curious as to how many earth beers it would take to get the driver of that vehicle drunk and so we tryed it and well, results didn't turn out so well. If you're reading this, sorry Ferd!

9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?
Your government scares the heck out of us. There's no way we were going to retrieve Ferd's drunk ass.

10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?
You guys actually took that seriously? Bwahahahaaaa!!!!

11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?
Ummm . . . . . . well that's a funny thing you ask, we prefer the drunk stupid ones. No one believes them anyway.

12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?
We are? No man we're cool. Jesus and I are like this. You can't see it but I have my felanges crossed. We're brothers

13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
Seemed like the right thing to do at the time

14. Why do you pretend to come from far away solar systems and galaxies when you know you are actually from this area of the solar system and have been so for quite some time?
I do?

15. Why do you never go to visit your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe?
If you knew our clones you wouldn't have to ask

16. Why do your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe never come to visit you?
Because we told them that if they ever came and visited us we would make clones of them.

17. Why do you care not to reveal your parents and do not want others to know of that relationship.
I just did. Read question #1

18. Why do you care not to reveal you have no real home origin that presently exists?
Uhhh because we do have a home origin. We just don't like going there because it reminds us of your garbage dumps.

19. Why do you engage in cloning to create different looks to make it appear that you are from many areas of the universe?
Because we thought it would be funny

20. Why do you tell humanity of pending catastrophic events without telling that the events are natural and occur approximately every 40,000 years.
Because we thought that would be funny also.

21. Why are you now stepping up your appearances (sightings) in our skies?
Because we're bored.

22. Why do you teach some of this planet to pollute our skies with chemicals that you claim will help deal with the present global warming problem when you know that it is a lie and will not help do nothing short of causing physiological changes to bodies over time, assist with mind control and also help prepare the skies for your soon arrival?
Ummm . . . . . . whoops, my bad?

23. Why do you stand before those you converse with in your pure form yet project holographic images into the minds of the viewers to appear to be different?
Hmmm . . . . . good question, and I have a good answer too.

24. Why do you not tell the people of this planet that your leader is truly Reptilian in nature and appearance, and is a hater and despiser of humanity?
Because he's not.

25. Why do you not tell the people of this planet the name of your leader which is already known by many?It is?
Oh crap! Who told?

26. Why will you at the time of greatest need for this planet, when this earth is shaking violently, (earthquakes, volcanoes, pole shifting) pretend to be angels of light here to assist when you will actually be staging their demise?
Good idea, never thought of that one before. we're going to have to try that.

27. Why have you chosen to dupe the governments of this world and the rich and the elite knowing full well that you are planning their demise and especially the USA.
Not my fault your leaders are stupid.

28. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you that they will be the first destroyed after they have assisted you in bringing forth a ONE WORLD ORDER?
Well the answer is simple, if we told them, then we wouldn't get the help we needed.

29. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you for a one world government, that this government is only temporary, to allow for ANOTHER one world leader who will be most brutal; a leader who will be of your kind; a leader with no soul?
Hahahahaaaa!!!!! He would be no different then George W. Bush! So what would the difference be. Only that it's our leader and we like ours better then yours.
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Those are mostly pretty rude. You should start out with nice questions. Or at least play good cop/bad cop.
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1. We are hatched.
2. You have not seen us yet.
3. Again, not us.
4. Your goverment does this shit. We experiment with etherics not simple biomechanics.
5. See No.3-4
6. Can not have one with out the other.
7. Not yet , See No.2
8. Thought that was one of yours!
9. See No.2
10. After reading the next 21 questions We will asume you
are intoxicated to the point of delusion and see No.3
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Those are mostly pretty rude. You should start out with nice questions. Or at least play good cop/bad cop.
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Trained knows what he's talking about. He did his homework.
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1. We are hatched.
2. You have not seen us yet.
3. Again, not us.
4. Your goverment does this shit. We experiment with etherics not simple biomechanics.
5. See No.3-4
6. Can not have one with out the other.
7. Not yet , See No.2
8. Thought that was one of yours!
9. See No.2
10. After reading the next 21 questions We will asume you
are intoxicated to the point of delusion and see No.3
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You must come from a different planet then us. . . ah well, cheers! It was probably us if it wasn't you.
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I asked these questions of the first alien i encountered and all he said was "Que?"

Go figure.....
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I asked these questions of the first alien i encountered and all he said was "Que?"

Go figure.....
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NO max/bridget EVER!!!!!
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Yes, I would like to know the answer to these questions.

I know some, i.e. their leader is antichrist/satan, they're searching for the key to creating souls.

What is your definition of "soon" and "imminent"? My definition is days or weeks.
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Yes, I would like to know the answer to these questions.

I know some, i.e. their leader is antichrist/satan, they're searching for the key to creating souls.

What is your definition of "soon" and "imminent"? My definition is days or weeks.
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Good eye you have their AC. Since soon is related to the withdrawal of the one who letteth, preparedness is the most important issue. Get ready and stay ready. I will answer the other questions for you later. I would like to see what answers others may chose to supply.

Thanks for answering and responding.......
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32 years now and still waiting.........
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what kind of wine do you taste best with ????
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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?

A.1 YHWH made us but forgot to add the fun bits.Do you realise how bitter this makes us.Everyone else is at it like rabbits!
2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the
A.2 Party time, dudes!


3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?

We're very boring and everyone avoids us at parties (see A.1). Accountants do the same.

4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?

Signs of sentience?

5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?

A.Generic genital envy.Sigh.

6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?

A.6 Sprechen sie Englisch?

7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
A.7 Dialogued? We own'em!

8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?

A.8 He was drunk, and going way too fast in a new souped up MarkV Galaxy Invader. You know what kids are like.

9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?

A.9. Ah well, we LIKE pain.Like answering your questions-a real exercise in sado-masochism.

10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?

A.10 All of them? Obviously we missed a few.

11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?

A.11 For the same reason that humans avoid inviting Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons in when they're proselytising.Fear of being bored to death.


12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?

A.12 It's those glowing eyes and the freaky white costume. That Jesus dude is one scary looking dude!

13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
A.13 mmmmm hybrids....

14. Why do you pretend to come from far away solar systems and galaxies when you know you are actually from this area of the solar system and have been so for quite some time?

A.14. We like people to think we're sophisticates, not provincial yokels.

15. Why do you never go to visit your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe?

A.15 We're not on speaking terms since the incident at Harold47397's birthday party.


16. Why do your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe never come to visit you?
A.16 See A.15.

17. Why do you care not to reveal your parents and do not want others to know of that relationship.

A.17 Because we're embarrassed by their Old Worlde gaucherie.

18. Why do you care not to reveal you have no real home origin that presently exists?

A.18 Because we're Jewish and forever destined to wander the universe.

19. Why do you engage in cloning to create different looks to make it appear that you are from many areas of the universe?

A.19 Because it's always Hallwe'en where come from and we like trick or treating.

20. Why do you tell humanity of pending catastrophic events without telling that the events are natural and occur approximately every 40,000 years.

A.20 Dunno. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

21.Why are you now stepping up your appearances (sightings) in our skies?

A.21 We're exhibitionists.We'd flash if we could.See A.1

22. Why do you teach some of this planet to pollute our skies with chemicals that you claim will help deal with the present global warming problem when you know that it is a lie and will not help do nothing short of causing physiological changes to bodies over time, assist with mind control and also help prepare the skies for your soon arrival?

A.22. Tought you liked that suff. Sorry.

23. Why do you stand before those you converse with in your pure form yet project holographic images into the minds of the viewers to appear to be different?

A.23 Sprechen sie Englisch?

24. Why do you not tell the people of this planet that your leader is truly Reptilian in nature and appearance, and is a hater and despiser of humanity?

A.24 Because.I mean,would you?

25. Why do you not tell the people of this planet the name of your leader which is already known by many?

A.You know about Oprah?!?

26. Why will you at the time of greatest need for this planet, when this earth is shaking violently, (earthquakes, volcanoes, pole shifting) pretend to be angels of light here to assist when you will actually be staging their demise?

A.26 The TV rights are already sold and the show had to be really spectacular because ETs everywhere were getting bored with American Idol.

27. Why have you chosen to dupe the governments of this world and the rich and the elite knowing full well that you are planning their demise and especially the USA.

A.27 We're pricks, let's face it. hee hee hee

28. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you that they will be the first destroyed after they have assisted you in bringing forth a ONE WORLD ORDER?

A.28 What and spoil the fun!?

29. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you for a one world government, that this government is only temporary, to allow for ANOTHER one world leader who will be most brutal; a leader who will be of your kind; a leader with no soul?
A.29 Oprah does too have a soul!

Thanks for considering the use of these questions………….
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You're welcome.
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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?
 Quoting: TRAINED FOR THIS


Answer: Aliens are clones that are cloned from fallen angels. Since God has children just like you and me Satan attempts to mimic God and have his own children. Fallen angels/aliens are unable to produce children any other way Since the Fallen Angels themselves have no reproductive system. Many have trouble believing this because they errantly believe that fallen angels are not physical and are only spirit beings. Remember at Sodom and Gomorrah the angels were very much physical and were found to be attractive by the men of the city.

Thanks for reading.......
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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?


Answer: Aliens are clones that are cloned from fallen angels. Since God has children just like you and me Satan attempts to mimic God and have his own children. Fallen angels/aliens are unable to produce children any other way Since the Fallen Angels themselves have no reproductive system. Many have trouble believing this because they errantly believe that fallen angels are not physical and are only spirit beings. Remember at Sodom and Gomorrah the angels were very much physical and were found to be attractive by the men of the city.

Thanks for reading.......
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You're an idiot.
"God has children just like you and me."
Really? So God lives in a big house, in a big city called the New Jerusalem, somewhere up in the sky, with his wife (who is?) and has intercourse with her with his penis?
And this produces good angels, the ones who ate food with people in the OT, who likewise have penises etc etc.
And exactly how do you know all this anyway, about the alleged aliens being locally based?
Oh I know God with his giant penis told you.
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You make too many assumtions TFT. Most of them false.

No soup for you.
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Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?

Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?
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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?


Answer: Aliens are clones that are cloned from fallen angels. Since God has children just like you and me Satan attempts to mimic God and have his own children. Fallen angels/aliens are unable to produce children any other way Since the Fallen Angels themselves have no reproductive system. Many have trouble believing this because they errantly believe that fallen angels are not physical and are only spirit beings. Remember at Sodom and Gomorrah the angels were very much physical and were found to be attractive by the men of the city.

Thanks for reading.......

You're an idiot.
"God has children just like you and me."
Really? So God lives in a big house, in a big city called the New Jerusalem, somewhere up in the sky, with his wife (who is?) and has intercourse with her with his penis?
And this produces good angels, the ones who ate food with people in the OT, who likewise have penises etc etc.
And exactly how do you know all this anyway, about the alleged aliens being locally based?
Oh I know God with his giant penis told you.
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Hey! leave God's penis out of this. That's blasphemy to talk about his peetee like that.

And the OP is a bit confused. Only God has the power to create. Satan cannot create anything tangeable. The only thing he can create is temptation, misery and chaos. I'd say TFT that your training is all screwed up. If aliens do exist then I'd wager they probably have the same concept and reverence for God that we do. After all he did create the UNIVERSE, which is what we -including the "aliens"- are all apart of.
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Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

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I am a rogue ET currently on the run. I will take a stab at answering your questions.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?

We are actually from your future. Due to genetic manipulation and some screwed up policies in the past we lost the ability to reproduce sexually eons ago.

2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the history of humanity?

You are on the crux of an event.

3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?

Neccessity to keep the race from dying completely

4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?

A way back to a sane and pleasent existance.

5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?

We can't reproduce sexually, it should be obvious

6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?

When we come to collect the containers it will make it easier to collect them without damage.

7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?

Well, it is actually our planet, out of time.

8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?

That whole deal was basically a canard

9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?

Same answer

10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?

Less work for us.

11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?

That is not true.

12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?

Nor is that.

13. Why do you harvest hybrids?

That is puzzling to me also considering we screwed everything up so badly. You'd think they would know better.

14. Why do you pretend to come from far away solar systems and galaxies when you know you are actually from this area of the solar system and have been so for quite some time?

We thought if humanity saw what they have become it would present problems too large to solve relationship wise.

15. Why do you never go to visit your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe?

We do not have FTL space travel.

16. Why do your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe never come to visit you?

Don't know of any "clones" in other parts of the universe.

17. Why do you care not to reveal your parents and do not want others to know of that relationship.

See answer #1

18. Why do you care not to reveal you have no real home origin that presently exists?

Oh, but it does in the future.

19. Why do you engage in cloning to create different looks to make it appear that you are from many areas of the universe?

That's an illusion caused by visitors from different timelines.

20. Why do you tell humanity of pending catastrophic events without telling that the events are natural and occur approximately every 40,000 years.

The same reason your government hides things from you. Knowledge is power.

21. Why are you now stepping up your appearances (sightings) in our skies?

The event is near.

22. Why do you teach some of this planet to pollute our skies with chemicals that you claim will help deal with the present global warming problem when you know that it is a lie and will not help do nothing short of causing physiological changes to bodies over time, assist with mind control and also help prepare the skies for your soon arrival?

Chemtrails? That is an urban myth.

23. Why do you stand before those you converse with in your pure form yet project holographic images into the minds of the viewers to appear to be different?

Some of our operatives get bored and seem to have a need to have some creative fun.

24. Why do you not tell the people of this planet that your leader is truly Reptilian in nature and appearance, and is a hater and despiser of humanity?

Another myth, the reptilian angle. We are in fact jealous of your primitive humanity.

25. Why do you not tell the people of this planet the name of your leader which is already known by many?

You don't have a clue

26. Why will you at the time of greatest need for this planet, when this earth is shaking violently, (earthquakes, volcanoes, pole shifting) pretend to be angels of light here to assist when you will actually be staging their demise?

We are here basically for YOUR containers.

27. Why have you chosen to dupe the governments of this world and the rich and the elite knowing full well that you are planning their demise and especially the USA.

See above answer

28. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you that they will be the first destroyed after they have assisted you in bringing forth a ONE WORLD ORDER?

Well it would be kind of hard to get them to do our bidding if we did that. There will be no NWO, we just want your containers.

29. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you for a one world government, that this government is only temporary, to allow for ANOTHER one world leader who will be most brutal; a leader who will be of your kind; a leader with no soul?

Again we just want your containers, we will take them back to our time and use them for our own souls. We will have fun once again and life will have more meaning. Now before I leave you please remember. Eat right and keep that weight down, don't smoke. We want PRETTY, healthy containers.

Thanks for considering the use of these questions………….
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No problem, they will just hunt me down and kill me for telling you all this.
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1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?
We're adopted.
2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the history of humanity?
Its was predicted by some astrologer,and we had a contract with him.
3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?
Sex slaves on the saucer spice up the star travel.
4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?
Sex appeal.
5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?
Erectile dysfunction.
6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?
You know,they don't trust people who abduct them.
7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
Since they answered our radio ads.
8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?
It was drunk driving,the result are history.
9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?
Scientific research.
10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?
Outsourcing.
11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?
God passed a resolution against it.
12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?
Hes a psycho with a saucer fleet.
13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
Crop failures.

Hope thats enough
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Hey! leave God's penis out of this. That's blasphemy to talk about his peetee like that.
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Hell,I'm a baaaaad ET and I'll blaspheme all I like.
I'm doomed anyway dammit!
Besides OP -who is trained for this must know what he's talking about and very definitely implies that God has a penis.
Haven't seen it myself, but I'm one of the bad guys so I guess I'm not allowed to.
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TFT is full of it. He thinks he is oh so superior. He knows Jack shit about aliens. What does he think angels are?
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Why do you focus on the least significant and most negative group of aliens when the vast majority of them are benificent beings of Light?

Whoever trained you didn't do a very thorough job. You're stuck in kindergarten while a whole vast wonderful experience eludes you, but that is only temporary.

Your information could be compared to constantly giving lectures about humanity by focusing on the Nazi German people and timeline while ignoring the rest of the people and history of the world.

There's an alarm clock going off but you're too obsessed with your own bullshit to hear it.
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PS

TFT, here's a message from God, directly for you. It's a little crude as it's my interpretation, but you'll get the idea.

If you want to see something other than shit, take your head out of your own ass.

Or as Confucius would say, "Man who keeps head in own asshole wonders why future looks and smells shitty!"
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right trained for this

this is a must question also

1 John

1 Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2 By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3 and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh F11 is not of God. And this is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard was coming, and is now already in the world.

4 You are of God, little children, and have overcome them, because He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world.

and ....

2 John 1
1:7
For many deceivers have gone out into the world who do not confess Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.






confess means confess as per romans 10:9
that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.

why ??
becaseu the demons ''know'' Jesus and can say his name even as per acts 19:15

13 Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists took it upon themselves to call the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, "We F81 exorcise you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches." 14 Also there were seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, who did so. 15 And the evil spirit answered and said, "Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?" 16 Then the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered F82 them, and prevailed against them, F83 so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.


sooo
ask the question.....get your answer......figure out who youre dealing with
then REBUKE
the rebuke only has POWER over them becaseu Jesus is the one with power over them...so hope and pray you have JESUS IN YOU......and that is by up above romans 10 :9
confessing
may we be worthy to escape these things comingin the earth
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You're an idiot.
"God has children just like you and me."
Really? So God lives in a big house, in a big city called the New Jerusalem, somewhere up in the sky, with his wife (who is?) and has intercourse with her with his penis?
And this produces good angels, the ones who ate food with people in the OT, who likewise have penises etc etc.
And exactly how do you know all this anyway, about the alleged aliens being locally based?
Oh I know God with his giant penis told you.
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REPLY: Yes, God does have children. Even you are considered one of His children thought you may not take ownership of Him as your Father. You wanted to know how I know this information. Well if I told you, you wouldn't believe it but he name I chose to use speaks for itself..... TRAINED FOR THIS.

Thanks for asking..........
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You make too many assumtions TFT. Most of them false.

No soup for you.
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REPLY: I do not make assumptions although I will assume at this time that you were trying to spell assumption above. Hope I am right. And as far as soup for me I don't need it at this time but you may want to try some ALPHABET soup. Please pardon my humor as I also make spelling mistakes myself at times.

Thanks for responding........
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And the OP is a bit confused. Only God has the power to create. Satan cannot create anything tangeable. The only thing he can create is temptation, misery and chaos. I'd say TFT that your training is all screwed up. If aliens do exist then I'd wager they probably have the same concept and reverence for God that we do. After all he did create the UNIVERSE, which is what we -including the "aliens"- are all apart of.
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REPLY: Sorry about the seemingly confusion. Let me explain. To create you must makes something from nothing. Therefore cloning is not creating but just modifying something already created. Fallen angels clone and even mankind can clone, but mankind and fallen angels cannot create. Hope this resolves what you considered confused. And as far as your wager... you would actually win because Satan, the fallen angels and the aliens do have reverence for God. This they do because their knowledge of God leaves them no other choice. They revere and fear God. It is only those of humanity who refuse to understand that do not revere or fear God. I must say though that they will eventually also revere and fear for their soon to come knowledge will give them no choice also.

Thanks for commenting..........

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