Questions FOR Aliens...............................

Those are mostly pretty rude. You should start out with nice questions. Or at least play good cop/bad cop.

1. We are hatched.
2. You have not seen us yet.
3. Again, not us.
4. Your goverment does this shit. We experiment with etherics not simple biomechanics.
5. See No.3-4
6. Can not have one with out the other.
7. Not yet , See No.2
8. Thought that was one of yours!
9. See No.2
10. After reading the next 21 questions We will asume you
are intoxicated to the point of delusion and see No.3

I asked these questions of the first alien i encountered and all he said was "Que?"

Go figure.....

Yes, I would like to know the answer to these questions.

I know some, i.e. their leader is antichrist/satan, they're searching for the key to creating souls.

What is your definition of "soon" and "imminent"? My definition is days or weeks.

Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?

A.1 YHWH made us but forgot to add the fun bits.Do you realise how bitter this makes us.Everyone else is at it like rabbits!
2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the
A.2 Party time, dudes!


3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?

We're very boring and everyone avoids us at parties (see A.1). Accountants do the same.

4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?

Signs of sentience?

5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?

A.Generic genital envy.Sigh.

6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?

A.6 Sprechen sie Englisch?

7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
A.7 Dialogued? We own'em!

8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?

A.8 He was drunk, and going way too fast in a new souped up MarkV Galaxy Invader. You know what kids are like.

9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?

A.9. Ah well, we LIKE pain.Like answering your questions-a real exercise in sado-masochism.

10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?

A.10 All of them? Obviously we missed a few.

11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?

A.11 For the same reason that humans avoid inviting Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons in when they're proselytising.Fear of being bored to death.


12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?

A.12 It's those glowing eyes and the freaky white costume. That Jesus dude is one scary looking dude!

13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
A.13 mmmmm hybrids....

14. Why do you pretend to come from far away solar systems and galaxies when you know you are actually from this area of the solar system and have been so for quite some time?

A.14. We like people to think we're sophisticates, not provincial yokels.

15. Why do you never go to visit your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe?

A.15 We're not on speaking terms since the incident at Harold47397's birthday party.


16. Why do your fellow clones in other parts of the Universe never come to visit you?
A.16 See A.15.

17. Why do you care not to reveal your parents and do not want others to know of that relationship.

A.17 Because we're embarrassed by their Old Worlde gaucherie.

18. Why do you care not to reveal you have no real home origin that presently exists?

A.18 Because we're Jewish and forever destined to wander the universe.

19. Why do you engage in cloning to create different looks to make it appear that you are from many areas of the universe?

A.19 Because it's always Hallwe'en where come from and we like trick or treating.

20. Why do you tell humanity of pending catastrophic events without telling that the events are natural and occur approximately every 40,000 years.

A.20 Dunno. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

21.Why are you now stepping up your appearances (sightings) in our skies?

A.21 We're exhibitionists.We'd flash if we could.See A.1

22. Why do you teach some of this planet to pollute our skies with chemicals that you claim will help deal with the present global warming problem when you know that it is a lie and will not help do nothing short of causing physiological changes to bodies over time, assist with mind control and also help prepare the skies for your soon arrival?

A.22. Tought you liked that suff. Sorry.

23. Why do you stand before those you converse with in your pure form yet project holographic images into the minds of the viewers to appear to be different?

A.23 Sprechen sie Englisch?

24. Why do you not tell the people of this planet that your leader is truly Reptilian in nature and appearance, and is a hater and despiser of humanity?

A.24 Because.I mean,would you?

25. Why do you not tell the people of this planet the name of your leader which is already known by many?

A.You know about Oprah?!?

26. Why will you at the time of greatest need for this planet, when this earth is shaking violently, (earthquakes, volcanoes, pole shifting) pretend to be angels of light here to assist when you will actually be staging their demise?

A.26 The TV rights are already sold and the show had to be really spectacular because ETs everywhere were getting bored with American Idol.

27. Why have you chosen to dupe the governments of this world and the rich and the elite knowing full well that you are planning their demise and especially the USA.

A.27 We're pricks, let's face it. hee hee hee

28. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you that they will be the first destroyed after they have assisted you in bringing forth a ONE WORLD ORDER?

A.28 What and spoil the fun!?

29. Why have you not informed those in cahoots with you for a one world government, that this government is only temporary, to allow for ANOTHER one world leader who will be most brutal; a leader who will be of your kind; a leader with no soul?
A.29 Oprah does too have a soul!

Thanks for considering the use of these questions………….

Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?

Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?


Answer: Aliens are clones that are cloned from fallen angels. Since God has children just like you and me Satan attempts to mimic God and have his own children. Fallen angels/aliens are unable to produce children any other way Since the Fallen Angels themselves have no reproductive system. Many have trouble believing this because they errantly believe that fallen angels are not physical and are only spirit beings. Remember at Sodom and Gomorrah the angels were very much physical and were found to be attractive by the men of the city.

Thanks for reading.......

Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?

Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?

Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?


Answer: Aliens are clones that are cloned from fallen angels. Since God has children just like you and me Satan attempts to mimic God and have his own children. Fallen angels/aliens are unable to produce children any other way Since the Fallen Angels themselves have no reproductive system. Many have trouble believing this because they errantly believe that fallen angels are not physical and are only spirit beings. Remember at Sodom and Gomorrah the angels were very much physical and were found to be attractive by the men of the city.

Thanks for reading.......

You're an idiot.
"God has children just like you and me."
Really? So God lives in a big house, in a big city called the New Jerusalem, somewhere up in the sky, with his wife (who is?) and has intercourse with her with his penis?
And this produces good angels, the ones who ate food with people in the OT, who likewise have penises etc etc.
And exactly how do you know all this anyway, about the alleged aliens being locally based?
Oh I know God with his giant penis told you.

Since the announcement and public display of aliens is soon and imminent, I thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of questions you may want to ask them at the announcement. If you like to know the answers to these questions I would be ecstatically happy to assist you.

Thanks for considering the use of these questions………….

1. Since you have no reproduction systems who are your parents?
We're adopted.
2. Why do you choose to show up at this time in the history of humanity?
Its was predicted by some astrologer,and we had a contract with him.
3. Why did you abduct humanity against their will?
Sex slaves on the saucer spice up the star travel.
4. What are you looking for when you experiment upon humanity?
Sex appeal.
5. Why in your experiments and abductions do you focus on the reproductive system of humanity?
Erectile dysfunction.
6. Why do you use the good cop bad cop theory to make it appear that even though some aliens are bad that there are actually some good ones?
You know,they don't trust people who abduct them.
7. How long have you dialogued with governments of this planet?
Since they answered our radio ads.
8. Why did you kill one of your own kind by purposely crashing a vessel in Roswell, New Mexico?
It was drunk driving,the result are history.
9. Why did you subject one of your own to a live dissection knowing he could feel the pain even though those who dissected him thought he could not feel it?
Scientific research.
10. Why did you ask our government to abduct humanity for you?
Outsourcing.
11. Why do you not abduct those who are known by you to be stout hearted Christians?
God passed a resolution against it.
12. Why are you afraid of the authority and power of Jesus the Christ?
Hes a psycho with a saucer fleet.
13. Why do you harvest hybrids?
Crop failures.

Hope thats enough

Hey! leave God's penis out of this. That's blasphemy to talk about his peetee like that.

You're an idiot.
"God has children just like you and me."
Really? So God lives in a big house, in a big city called the New Jerusalem, somewhere up in the sky, with his wife (who is?) and has intercourse with her with his penis?
And this produces good angels, the ones who ate food with people in the OT, who likewise have penises etc etc.
And exactly how do you know all this anyway, about the alleged aliens being locally based?
Oh I know God with his giant penis told you.

You make too many assumtions TFT. Most of them false.

No soup for you.

And the OP is a bit confused. Only God has the power to create. Satan cannot create anything tangeable. The only thing he can create is temptation, misery and chaos. I'd say TFT that your training is all screwed up. If aliens do exist then I'd wager they probably have the same concept and reverence for God that we do. After all he did create the UNIVERSE, which is what we -including the "aliens"- are all apart of.