Where's the easiest place in the US to get laid by a hot girl?

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Russia.

Oh, wait...

technically this would be lake havasu, az because they have the hottest average temperature in USA year round so the girls must be pretty hot if they dont have money for air conditioning or ice cream.

GLP if you're a chad.

Where's the easiest place in the US to get laid by a hot girl?


Fat camp in south Florida.

Maternity ward at the hospital.

You know all those girls put out.

ghetto. black girls WILL

Technically smalltowns are always fruited with naive hotties that wanna bail from their bodunk tree chopping boy toys.

Corvallis oregon and philomath oregon.
Eugene has tons of pretty girls bit heroin is huve there. So they are easy just dont carry cash.

Lv has 10's for hire.

Cities are harder not because the capita but because the competition. It doesnt matter if she "affects" you when some baller walks into the bar and "talks" like hes gonna save her.

Id stick with towns really.

Like raineer washington. Lacey washington.
Philomath oregon. Corvallis oregon.
Etc.

Main cities have hoochies and dives, fatties and buy's.
Vut aint a faithful hard working lady there that has the balls to be there alone.
If ya got more money then the dead beat she towed there in the beginning you might have a chance.
Thats the problem though, its all a numbers game in the end

Your sisters bedroom.

Your moms kitchen

A keg party...

Repent your lustful thoughts .the lake of fire is at hand !

Las Vegas with $1000 in your pocket

If your not disgusting, just post 6+ figure salary on match.com and sit back and wait.

They have these clubs where women dance undressed. Technically, they don't do other things, but this is not always the case in reality.
Like my friend who fell for a guy with a sweet and appropriate(country) song or my neighbor, who had a constant flow of boyfriends she met at "work".

:cruiser:

Check the local carnivals and town fairs

Try planned parent hood abortion clinics.

Is that where you go?

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Last Edited by Monagom on 08/15/2016 04:13 PM

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Hire Ratpack.

Your home. Go onto Backpage/escorts and hire an outcall Asian girl. Do not under any circumstances engage a White, Black or Mexican girl as they are ALL liars and thieves.

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A) you have no money, but many tats and a bottle of whiskey: any trailer park.

B) you have over 500$ to blow : Vegas

C) you are in college: your campus

D) Fort Lauderdale

This seems like a reasonable idea. Will the outcall girls go to a hotel/motel? I live too far from a big enough city to have backpage. Are any of these Asian girls up for a relationship after sex?

The lake of fire is only at hand when I'm welding.